Would you have De Zerbi as your manager ... no, thought not. Perfect for the Spurts though.

Tutor gone. Big Sam. Dust off your suits dude. There is a job for you in Landan. 🤣🤣🤣

Noooo Rodon limping back holding his leg. #lufc

Joe Rodon's nose lighting up Wales there. #lufc #Wales #nose #lights

#lufc #1 Save and a half that.

Oh my lord. First I saw if this. It was ex #lufc striker Matt Smith's son. RIP little one 😔

I literally forgot we were still in the FA Cup 🤣🤣🤣 #lufc

What was that. Why was that. Who was that. #lufc A point .... that appears to be the answer from minute 1.

Moving forward. I think we just play front 70mins either the subs we make at that stage. Cut out the middle man 🤣🤣 #lufc

I'll tell you what you should get a £500k fine for.

Atmosphere seems like a burst balloon. #lufc

Moaning about Henderson going down pah. If there wasn't all this shady going down to dampen the opposition shit going on I'd have 1% sympathy. #lufc

We look like we're mostly playing an 11 v 11 training match. #lufc wtf.

That mate with a big mouth who starts a fight on a night out and stands behind you when it kicks off.

"Inspired by Archie Gray" 😍 Nice young man from Leeds (Harrogate).

Upcoming games. #lufc First time this season I'm squeaking. Can't afford to lose this one. Fulham v Burnley - Fulham win Villa v Hamsters - villa win Spurts v Trees - Spurts win (momentum from the Scouse game) Brentford looked good against Wolves.

Bit late on this but bravo #lufc. A lot against us today (which i'll say no more on) but that's a good point in the end. Got guts and premier dangleberries these boys.

Farke has gone Gangsta. Red and yellow cards. He's gone unbelievable hard. #lufc

Looks suspiciously like **** A is sticking his hand up **** B's arse. Which explains a lot. #lufc

Spjblaj ,kh. J>h; lkbw80jwiw8rh06vxoh xkhx. Lub pubsidl xl. Ha ha ha #lufc

Check this refs bank account and the marks from ref school. Low percentile I'd imagine. #lufc

Some maths teacher, he can't even count to one #lufc

Almost speechless. Gabi gets fouled by Johnson for more dangerous than the tug he's booked for on the same player a few mins later. Ref then commits to a yellow as he clearly forgot he'd issued one to Gabi. I didn't think the referring in the prem could get worse. #lufc

And now the Stach non foul .. ffs. #lufc

Ha ha ha ha ha that 50-50 with DCL. He had the call against him because he isn't a fairy cake. #lufc

Which ones? The Ones you said you didn't need and mocked the UK about offering. ****

Big day tomorrow. They've a better manager and seem to have shaken off the Guehi and other departures. We've lost 2 on the bounce. Be ambitious Farke. Don't pretend you are with 2 DMC's. #lufc Physical, direct, ruthless.

So, the prevailing thoughts from TNT pundits and commentators was #lufc have already lost against the Hamsters. Right, I didnt give a fig about the FA Cup this season but now against 'lower in the league' opposition .....

What time is the FA Cup draw? #lufc

Decent. Arsenal away now 🤣 #lufc

Piroe better put a shift in. Blood on yer boots. Etc. #lufc

Not averse to that team / formation as long as they press the feck out of them and play high up #lufc

Spurs are a funny club. Even if they win something I've never thought of them as a big club. Everton level max. If they hadn't had a bit of cash and the London premium for journalists then I'd forget they existed.

This is why I have a different definition of 'big club'.

Really enjoy hearing from Brendon Mcullum very calm and clear. Wish we heard from him a bit more when people get hysterical about baz ball. #engvind #cricket #barmyarmy

Starmer sending 4 fighter jets to Qatar and a drone killing destroyer probably sometime next week to Cyprus. If they can get it taxed. Jeez i'm far war hungry but we're a laughing stock.

Ha ha ha fecking hell. That's England out of the T20 world Cup Most likely.

Farky Warky is inching towards pre Citeh scrutiny. His decisions, rather than the team performance in the spotlight. I hope he goes with courage in the next league game. If either of Gnonto and James have a blinder they play next league game unless Okafor is good to go. #lufc

Hold the line today #lufc form a square. Get at them.

How did we win that T20 🤣

Have Villa demanded a goal yet for Gruev's challenge? #lufc pansies.

Just let Mings have the ball #lufc

Stach had been knackered for 10mins. #lufc plain to see.

That looks like a team that will go 1 nil down then make a comeback. #lufc

Wolves doing that really shit light show again. Look good at home to Stockport next season

Whoever came up with Robert Jenrick for Chancellor (unless he's teleporting back to the 1930s) is a comic genius.

I'll never get used to Italy playing cricket 😂 but i'm happy they are doing so.

If we win this we'll be very lucky. #lufc Brum have been all over us. Last thing Farky wants the juice out of legs for the prem games.