Live long, and prostrate 🖖🏻

I don’t know about anyone else but I am SUPER excited for a….. gas station, to take the place of this treed green-space at the heart of the #EnergyCorridor, right next to Terry Hershey Park. Yes, this is exactly what I’ve been waiting for in this spot for a decade. Who needs pocket parks?! #Houston

greetings human, welcome back. you may enter.

The honor of the second spin ever on my first new turntable since I was a kid goes to my absolute favorite Gilmour album.

The honor of the second spin ever on my first new turntable since I was a kid goes to my absolute favorite Gilmour album.

some people have car brain worms so bad they cannot fathom a world without their god-given right to public car storage, and anyone who would take it from them is a mortal enemy.

people on bikes & foot: “I just want to get from A to B safely.” drivers:

Do you want to kill pedestrians and increase the number of crashes? Because this is how you kill pedestrians and increase the number of crashes.

Happy #CaptainPicardDay to all who celebrate!

taxpayer funded space fascism blunders

the stupid thing I saw on my way to work this morning #wankpanzer

riding home from ice cream at Scoops on Eldridge through Terry Hershey at dusk = the best vibes.

🚨Big News for #Houston🚨 The connection under BWY8 & 59, connecting the Westchase Trail & Arthur Storey Park to the Brays Bayou trail is officially open!! I’ve been waiting the better part of a decade for this connection—

Another great family ice cream ride with the Energy Corridor Cycling Club last night! If you live in west #Houston come join us!

When your sticker says #BikeSomewhere but you end up at a random Toyota dealer waiting for a ride because you got a flat and couldn’t repair it.

“Go tubeless” they said “It’s the best” they said *gets first puncture on new tubless setup* *IS NOT IMPRESSED* *is currently waiting for his ride*

Pretty disappointing Rebecca Lowe isn’t correcting her cohosts—this is most goals scored by the US *MEN’S* team in a World Cup game; the US WOMEN’S team scored 13 goals in a World Cup game.

Nancy Mace 🤝 Riley Gaines Trans obsessed conservative women who placed 5th

LOL if you thought the Trump boos were loud on TV, wait until you hear them from inside MSG. Video courtesy of Evan Roberts from WFAN on X.

🚨Big News for #Houston🚨 The connection under BWY8 & 59, connecting the Westchase Trail & Arthur Storey Park to the Brays Bayou trail is officially open!! I’ve been waiting the better part of a decade for this connection—

O’Brien misinterprets a request from a new species in the Gamma Quadrant

Amazon hung up on #Stargate fans; help us redial the Gate! c.org/wyxcgsKVdn

Isaac Asimov once said, "Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinder critics and philosophers of today. But the core of science fiction; its essence, has become crucial to our salvation, if we are to be saved at all."

For World Bicycle Day: Cycling = multitasking. #WorldBicycleDay

If only Amazon listened to the wisdom from the very show it just unceremoniously cancelled: #Stargate

like we needed another reason to hate Amazon. goddamnit I was so looking forward to more Stargate. variety.com/2026/tv/news...

Not off to a great Rtart

Set phasers to khaki #StarTrek

"Man Who Exited From 7 Lane Highway Can't Believe Entitled Cyclists Riding Two Abreast"

If I wasn’t a heads-up rider with good working brakes who knows how many ways this could have gone bad: This teenage girl -runs red light -blows thru right on red -rips down the street -all in a school zone with flashing lights But bikes lanes are a menace yada yada yada… #DriversBehavingBadly

The Wankpanzer Trifecta: •Drives pedestrian crusher ✅ •Runs neighborhood stop sign ✅ •Holding up & using cell phone ✅ #DriversBehavingBadly

Drivers, for the love of god use your turn signals ITS JUST NOT THET HARD also yes you must yield to the vehicle at the intersection first. also also yes she gave me a dirty look 🤷🏻‍♂️

West #Houston folks: The new bollards are FINALLY installed at the Chatterton end of Addicks Trail—with room for trikes and wheelchairs or cargo bikes and panniers on the outside. Plus the dumb giant rocks have been moved—hopefully to be REMOVED soon?! Little victories, y’all.

Take it to the bike lanes on Bajor, folks

a tale as old as time #cats

the earth has music for those who listen

The HHA saw fit to give a huge tax break to some crap developer to pave over & build next to the Addicks Reservoir levee & spillway—and today, after overnight heavy rains, the site & entrance on Park Row was flooded. A+ job #Houston. No notes.

OVER THE LINE! Smokey this is not ‘Nam, this is driving. There are rules.

Huh, weird how only cars & drivers seem to smash through buildings and destroy property but never bikes or scooters or light rail. #DriversBehavingBadly www.chron.com/food/article...

"These illegal ebikes can do over 30mph and you don't even have to pedal!" - someone whose car can do over 100mph and you don't have to do anything except put your foot down

just listen to the music of the traffic in the city #Houston

Drivers: “It’s not safe for bikes on roads, they should stay on the trails.” Also drivers:

Bike rack hunting for Houston Bike Rack Maps again today—covered about 30 miles from EaDo to Med Center, Rice Uni, Rice Village, Montrose, the Heights, and downtown. Added a bunch of new ones & confirmed a bunch of submissions.

Scenes from a bike ride around #Houston pt2

Scenes from a bike ride around #Houston. #BikeMonth

Bike rack hunting for Houston Bike Rack Maps again today—covered about 30 miles from EaDo to Med Center, Rice Uni, Rice Village, Montrose, the Heights, and downtown. Added a bunch of new ones & confirmed a bunch of submissions.

If this is the reason you’re not participating in national bike to work week, I get it. #BikeMonth #BikeToWork

Here Are 46 Reasons to Ditch Your Car (or Just Drive Less) and Ride your Bike to Work Right Now. momentummag.com/reasons-to-d...

If this is the reason you’re not participating in national bike to work week, I get it. #BikeMonth #BikeToWork