Genuinely cannot wait to ruin some business man’s morning by dragging my feral toddler into first class on our flight tomorrow 🤩🤩

you were my crown, part 19 Galadriel puts some plans into motion and makes a decision that will change all of their lives. #annatariel #saurondriel #haladriel archiveofourown.org/works/651027...

My kid was apparently so fed up with a new baby at daycare crying for his mom that when she brought over multiple toys to distract him to no avail, she instead started dragging over the entire toybin

Forgot to crosspost the homiehopper AU the other day

Turns out you CAN lug a 20lb toddler up and down a massive hill during a heatwave to your voting site if simply powered by the hatred of Cuomo

Something hysterical about my kid getting up and closing the door to her bedroom in her dad’s face every night when she realizes it’s time for me to rock her to sleep

Formal apology for having Sisters Keeper thoughts again

Working a silly little numbers job is funny because why are we emailing about a $140 charge like lives are on the line

Wishing all my haladriels a happy father’s day with a little (okay 11k is a lot) of stepdad Halbrand. Mind those tags, please, because it really gets going. You Really Got a Hold On Me Haladriel Modern AU E, 17k, 2/3 archiveofourown.org/works/64935640

Happy Father’s Day 😁

We need our nations best minds to study the relationship between my MIL and the most annoying electronic baby toys known to mankind

He really does look like a man who changes the oil in his ex wife’s car while still arguing with her in the driveway in front of the neighbors the entire time

Happy “watching Love Island with your man who claims he’s not watching but stands in the corner of the living room with his arms crossed and seems to have a lot of opinions about the cast storylines anyway” season

Found ‘em

It took two years and the encouragement of dear friends, but my sequel to The Nicest Parts of Hell is finished 😭🎉 If She Says Come Inside, I’ll Come Inside For Her Haladriel Modern AU E, 10/10, 54k archiveofourown.org/works/48271279

Sauron, Galadriel, Celeborn.

Prized catch Last piece for #mermay! #knight #armor #mermay

Evil origin story.jpeg

🫣🫣🫣❤️❤️❤️

At this point I have sang Baby Beluga more times than Raffi himself 😩

Half Life | haladriel | 21.2k | explicit | 2/3 | mild dubcon now updated with a 14.2k Part 2 from his pov as a captive Galadriel sets out to seduce and sabotage a Dark Lord. 💋 archiveofourown.org/works/600591...

Me with Sauron and Galadriel (interchangeably)

you were my crown, chapter 8 Annatar doles out some punishment. Galadriel and Annatar try to deny each other. It doesn't go very well. #annatariel #haladriel #saurondriel archiveofourown.org/works/651027...

Anyways. Bad dad Hal ❤️

This but it’s newborn milk breath vs soggy cheezit toddler breath

This morning’s conversation: “the kitty is part of the family” “….NO.”

can i just quickly highlight this cuz I see commenters complaining "you didn't warn for [major sensitive topic] >:(" way too often on CNTW fics 1. CNTW *is* your warning 2. additional tags are a *courtesy* - not a requirement or something you are owed by authors

Do we think I should leave my office if I can hear my man down the hall gently asking our toddler “be nice to kitty” and her replying “NO.”

Thinking about insane custody agreement supervised visitation again

It’s done! Finally wrote something, and I love it so much. Thanks for all of the love and support for this thing I legitimately thought nobody would read 😭❤️ Hit Me With Your Best Shot Haladriel Modern AU E, 1/1, 8.5k archiveofourown.org/works/65624986

I commissioned the amazing @thatsouthernanthem.bsky.social to draw me one of Annatar's visions for the future from 'you were my crown' (I'm so sorry for having it be Annatar, Kyle 🥰, but its amazzzzzzzzing)

Halle posted some gif of Jack Lowden in a period piece uniform and then I had to write this

An underrated fandom experience is having a friend you can privately complain about your least favorite ships or headcanons with so you can have your petty bitch time without ever insulting or offending anyone in the fandom, and I think more people need to learn to do this

Werecats 🐈‍⬛🐈

Mind you I am still fully team badmom Galadriel but perhaps a brief interlude as we approach Mother’s Day

Honestly I have no patience for ppl who say "you just want an echo chamber!" because yeah, I'm here for my dumb little hobbies and shows Of course I want to avoid ppl who just want to fight and argue with me LOL

Guys the world is so terrible but now when me & kiddo leave for daycare/work in the morning & I say “let’s go!” She says “GOOOO!!! 😁😁👉🏻” and marches out the door

Politics AU Chapter 19 8.7k The end. archiveofourown.org/works/494115...

The future comedienne in my house has been doing her very first impersonation: plugging her nose, deepening her voice with a little furrowed brow and going “Dada. Dada. Dada.”

Working a stupid little email job is so funny because I email people and say do this before the deadline and they say ok and then the deadline comes and it’s not done……..it’s like ok mamas let me know where I lost ya let’s take this from the top—

Why have enemies with kids like these

Politics AU Chapter 18 - actually this is the penultimate chapter 😬 NSFW archiveofourown.org/works/494115...

Bill Belichick and his controlling 24 y/o gf……….dare I say hala—

"this piece of fiction doesn't portray a healthy relationship" well it isn't supposed to. its supposed to be interesting.

Hot tuna breakfast sandwich is absolutely diabolical work on the rush hour train

Does anyone know when they’re going to make a movie as good as Prince of Egypt again

Made my kid walk two blocks to Dunkin and back this morning and you would have thought it was her personal Camino de Santiago while being held at gunpoint 😒

Can’t help but think the Noldor elves are the sort of family that first got lawn darts banned in their county

Baby sign language sounds so great in theory but my kid insists on using her OWN signs, so it makes me feel like I’m trying to communicate with an MLB pitcher in the 8th inning of game 6 at the World Series w bases loaded

i personally think all fictional women should be allowed to be war criminals for a period of time. like a study abroad semester