I should be working on this project but can't stop thinking about grinding my caged nub into a big mans gut. #FridayDickstractions

This is evil incarnate. I'd be trying to chew out of the straps at that point, and probably loving it. :D

Ugh, chastity plus the general zeitgeist of stress is frustrating in the not fun way. I need an outlet... I guess now's a good time to get more physical activity in. I could stand to be in better shape.

Hrrrrf. It's nice to be a good boy for another one of Sir's boys. You know. As a treat. :9

Tossed and turned last night due to some skin irritation, and I had to remove the cage before leaving for work this morning. I'm feeling pretty guilty about it. Still, 2 and 1/2 Weeks is pretty good for an initial restart, and I will try putting it back on after the work day is over.

The warring urges to be social and to be lazy. I can see why being carried around in a palanquin was so popular!

I need me a big spoon tonight; I can offer weed and music and a really soft muzzle in exchange. *wag*

Oh hey babe, new freaking amazing furry trainer by lockedpig dropped. o.o thisvid.com/videos/furry...

Sitting out back now that work is done, giving things a little air. Just hit the two week point; do I want to go to the end of locktober? It's a horny thought...

Your design is Good Boy™️. It's your default setting. You didn't have a choice anyway.

Horndog thoughts: visiting somewhere and being given a set of earbuds to wear. Constant messages telling you what good boys do (work, eat, rest, game, be social) and soothing you down into compliance with the feeling you've done well. Always there, in the background as you go about the day.

I could do unspeakable things right now if it meant getting to jerk off. Huff. Eagerly awaiting that circa 2 week downturn in the 'horny' part of locked up and horny. XD

Emergency lube was needed today. Curse you under armor undies, stop wicking away my precious lubrication!

It's so silly and stupid and immature to crave this but there's something enormously validating about being flirted with. #CrossfadedAndLocked

Also pls pls pls provide drunk me cage gropes and or ballsmacks, the pent is real. #SuchADemandingDog

(To the tune of South Side) Here I go now, lubing for the fourth time~

Waking up real needy this morning. #Chastity #Precum

Already getting into that chastity pig mindset where it feels so good to be horny and degraded and have my mind metaphorically (lovingly?) ground beneath someone's boot. It's only the beginning of September so it's probably too early to be thinking of lasting til Locktober. Hahahaha unless...

I told myself after getting the new cage I'd give it a week. Almost there! So far this seems the best fit I've gotten by far, and using the newly included o rings really helps prevent the pinching problem that used to be a cause of sores/breaks in skin. Seriously quality cage, is what I'm saying.

After all is said and done, Swiss Navy silicone lube still seems to work best with my skin and the material this printed cage is made of. The trick is finding undies that don't wick it away... I need to get a few more basic jockstraps, it seems.

...gotta remember to pack emergency cage lube in my workbag today.

Fuck, just got home after a long day and realized I forgot deoderant this am. I stink. In the GOOD way.

Oh to be a segufixed psych experimentee staring at spirals, listening to droning noise, and kept nice and deep via IV drip. Hey, let a dog dream. :9

I told myself I wouldn't lock up this weekend, but I had to at least test the fit, right?

No, come on! This is like 4 days early! My balls haven't been drained nearly enough! *eyes afternoon schedule*

I swear STI testing is getting faster and faster. We are a looong way from the 6 month window periods and the 2 week turnaround times of 2000. Got my blood taken this morning, and got the negative (woot) results just now - I find that really impressive. #KnowYourStatus

Huh. My testosterone test came back normal, though just on the lower end of normal. Maybe topping issues are just anxiety and fitness related, and I should focus on those.

This sativa is really excellent - going to have to remember that when it gets to be weedspiralporn and gooning time. (Got my cage shipping notification, so time is running out. :9)

Really impressed with Kink3d - just got my shipping info, and it looks like they threw in a basic lock for free because I forgot to order one along with my cash, ring, strap, etc. Very unexpected, very nice, very much above and beyond.

It's been a very stressful Monday and sometimes you just have to let steam off while you still can... But I didn't quite expect things to get this messy.

...whelp. >.>

It's hot out and there was a scary wasp, but also I think my gut looks good on this Fat Fuck Friday. :9 #PassesToTheLeft

Oh!!! Apparently Kink3d makes separate cages specifically with rings for straps? This makes my new cage choice easier! Also it looks like Mr S just released a neoprene cage strap, which would definitely be easier to clean than elastic. Time to see if they have them in big guy sizes...

New project! This is HORNDOGS,an interactive series where a bunch of interdimensional rogues travel the multiverse and kidnap characters to turn them into r34 sluts- This is the introduction,you can come on patreon (link in the header)to see the first catch and have a chance to vote who to get next!

Hey, do you live in Washington State and have been affected by the Visa and MasterCard porn censorship bans? Please get in touch with me! I have an in-person meeting with State Senator Alvarado coming up about this topic and I would love to bring stories from people who've been directly harmed!

Food Motivated

I want a nice metal cockring for casual wear, though I should be looking harder for a new chastity cage instead. And then there's the straitjacket, and segufix (but that needs a cot as well...) and and and. Never enough budget for all the day to day kink one wants to be wrapped up in. :D

Real shame the whole 'encased in rubber goo and slowly mindblanked' thing hasnt really emerged as mainstream therapy. I feel it'd fix me.

Wruff! What's going on today, local folks? I'm debating farmers market, or driving down to the bear social, or just being a useless fat gluttonous gooner - all of which are better when friends are joining in. :9

lrt: all fetishes can be boiled down to: * To express innermost vulnerability * To garner and abuse power * To be relieved of obligation * Feet

I don't feel like working today, so pred friends kindly smother me in your pits til I pass out and then let me hide as pudge on your waistline. 8/8 :9

TIL that a Seattle bar has a gainer night and this might even be enough to get me to consider heading into the city on a non weekend. >.>

You want to be a good boy don't you? You don't need to think, just do as I tell you, just wag and drool, let your mind drip out your mouth as your tongue lolls and your head empties out. Nothing but a big scruffy happy dog, no need to think, only to sink, sink, wag and drool, my dumb happy pet...

Sometimes one drink too many is the perfect amount: surrounded by really sexy friends at the bar, feeling safe, happy, horny. Gorgeous evening!

I think today is gonna be a 'enjoy beers and shed inhibitions' day. Bear social at the Lumberyard it is, then. *wagwagwag*

*bites knuckle, needfully* Mmf.

I need more pups / pup play in my life, I think. I'm in my head too much these days! #MorningCoffeeThoughts

It's nice and relaxing being under Sir's paws (where I belong) but mostly I want to point out my beard was cooperating last night. *wag*

When you manscape and realize it's been so long since last time you consider using a machete.

It's stupid hot outside, the perfect time to be a dumb dog with my dumb dog vape pen. Happy Tuesday, lovely people! (I'll share if you rub this tum) *wag*