Always a great bit😆

This is the money Flapjack. Repost for ten years good luck ✨ 🐈

Third Way President John Cowan can go fuck himself with a rusty claw hammer. Trans rights are human rights

Dealer’s choice

@drewmagary.bsky.social now that Aaron Rodgers has presumably stopped torturing you, everything with the QB situation for the Vikes should be smooth sailing, right?

I see today's pump has run out of steam and it's time to dump.

Markets not done reacting to Trump shooting the economy in the dick

Is it healthy that the first part of my morning routine is checking to see if a couple of terrible people are no longer with us and being disappointed if they’re still around? I’m sure that’s great for one’s mental health.

Things may be generally bad, and maybe you don't like how things have gone in your life, but at least you've never had to get someone to sign an NDA so they can't talk about how fucked up your dick is...and then have them go ahead and still tell the world how fucked up your dick is anyway.

Today and every day, trans rights are human rights.

@uaw.org, way to go Shawn, you bootlicking dipshit.

Me in the national security group chat

@schumer.senate.gov @schatz.bsky.social @peters.senate.gov Hey, fuckfaces, good thing you averted that shutdown, stupid, cowardly motherfuckers. Resign now, you useless bags of shit

@schumer.senate.gov , you fucking piece of shit, fuck you to hell

@peters.senate.gov I’m embarrassed to have voted for you. The Democratic Party will never see another dollar from me or get another second of my volunteer time, because of the cowardice of you and your colleagues who voted to advance this travesty. Resign now.

Literal lol at the concept of “retail”chimpanzee milk

Schumer has to go

This should be interesting

This one is certainly getting worn out lately

@drewmagary.bsky.social there’s no way they’re this dumb, right? Has an entire franchise ever died of measles before?

This is honestly less than I expected. Kind of surprised that I'm not averaging over one per post

@profanity.accountant, let's fucking do this

Go fuck yourself, Mark

Line continue to go down

I think if you don't want to buy things from major retailers today or any day that is great, and I would also love for everyone to remember that successful movements usually need to involve labor, and to start thinking of yourself as a worker first and a consumer second

Hey Donny, how does Canada’s ass taste, motherfucker?

Is anyone even denying that this is genocide / ethnic cleansing anymore?

Nothing but respect for my president (the graffiti artist/hero)🫡

100% truth in advertising

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The problem with self-belief is that all the wrong fucking people have it

Please tell me that Torino’s commercial is a teaser that Detroiters is coming back for season 3

Fuck you, ChatGPT

do … do those people not know what “Personal Jesus” was about

It’s so unbelievably embarrassing to share a country with so many people who thought another round with this fucking dipshit was a good idea

If you see this, repost with the top 2 places you absolutely fucking hate with a passion 1. The road running through LAX 2. Any touristy hellhole that has a Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.

Imagine a world where you post that someone wouldn’t survive 3 seconds in your dead mom’s vagina, and don’t delete your account, but instead post approximately 5 million times in the month since, AND leave that post up.

Respectfully & from the bottom of my heart, if you think anything in the world could justify this, you’re a monster or an idiot or some impressive combination of both.

This place was built it large part by a wave of trans early adopters and it’s a fucking insult that the mods here are letting a deliberate troll like Singal set up shop here to bully and harass them. This isn’t a hard call, guys. Not at all.

-Grocery store cashier -Mover (to this day, best job I ever had) -college cafeteria dishwasher -Warehouse picker

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

Fuck this piece of shit country. I hope it fucking burns to the ground

Floridians - Uber is offering free rides to authorized shelters in the path of Hurricane Milton with the code MILTONRELIEF - everyone else please reskeet so people see it www.heraldtribune.com/story/weathe...

Fuck JD Vance in the dickhole

“I HAVE CONCEPTS OF A PLAN”

Fuck cops

reskeet if your account is an Official Bluesky Cop Hate Account

My first time planting garlic over the winter, and It seems to be going well!🌱

reskeet if the existence of trans people makes you smile

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