The president of the united states is a fucking pedophile

Yale: Wow, this is getting a lot of quote skeets. People must be loving our announceme…oh no

Very little if anything seems to have changed on the ground. ICE is still out there terrorizing neighborhoods and trying to disappear neighbors. None of us on the ground are buying this bullshit. We will keep organizing and fighting.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

If It hasn’t happened, I hope he sees all the posts from people who are hoping that it has

TGIWFWTD

@cjzero.bsky.social did you see the thing where Tom Izzo is screaming at his (possibly drunk) former player, Paul Davis, and has him removed from the arena? Such a bizarre scene

Inside you, there are two wolves…

Santa is getting freaky this year

“That dog ain’t shit”

It’s great that the elections are going well tonight, but wouldn’t it be nice if voters developed object permanence and remembered that they hate everything republicans do whenever they get into power, and stop electing them?

Fill the bar, people

Hey @govpritzker.illinois.gov, why don't you do something about your state police goons assaulting peaceful protesters for no fucking reason?

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand. Popcorn (I realize this is weird) Forrest Gump Hey Soul Sister (or basically anything by Train, because I can’t stand the singer’s voice)

Always a great bit😆

This is the money Flapjack. Repost for ten years good luck ✨ 🐈

Third Way President John Cowan can go fuck himself with a rusty claw hammer. Trans rights are human rights

Dealer’s choice

@drewmagary.bsky.social now that Aaron Rodgers has presumably stopped torturing you, everything with the QB situation for the Vikes should be smooth sailing, right?

I see today's pump has run out of steam and it's time to dump.

Markets not done reacting to Trump shooting the economy in the dick

Is it healthy that the first part of my morning routine is checking to see if a couple of terrible people are no longer with us and being disappointed if they’re still around? I’m sure that’s great for one’s mental health.

Things may be generally bad, and maybe you don't like how things have gone in your life, but at least you've never had to get someone to sign an NDA so they can't talk about how fucked up your dick is...and then have them go ahead and still tell the world how fucked up your dick is anyway.

Today and every day, trans rights are human rights.

@uaw.org, way to go Shawn, you bootlicking dipshit.

Me in the national security group chat

@schumer.senate.gov @schatz.bsky.social @peters.senate.gov Hey, fuckfaces, good thing you averted that shutdown, stupid, cowardly motherfuckers. Resign now, you useless bags of shit

@schumer.senate.gov , you fucking piece of shit, fuck you to hell

@peters.senate.gov I’m embarrassed to have voted for you. The Democratic Party will never see another dollar from me or get another second of my volunteer time, because of the cowardice of you and your colleagues who voted to advance this travesty. Resign now.

Literal lol at the concept of “retail”chimpanzee milk

Schumer has to go

This should be interesting

This one is certainly getting worn out lately

@drewmagary.bsky.social there’s no way they’re this dumb, right? Has an entire franchise ever died of measles before?

This is honestly less than I expected. Kind of surprised that I'm not averaging over one per post

@profanity.accountant, let's fucking do this

Go fuck yourself, Mark

Line continue to go down

I think if you don't want to buy things from major retailers today or any day that is great, and I would also love for everyone to remember that successful movements usually need to involve labor, and to start thinking of yourself as a worker first and a consumer second

Hey Donny, how does Canada’s ass taste, motherfucker?

Is anyone even denying that this is genocide / ethnic cleansing anymore?

Nothing but respect for my president (the graffiti artist/hero)🫡

100% truth in advertising

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The problem with self-belief is that all the wrong fucking people have it

Please tell me that Torino’s commercial is a teaser that Detroiters is coming back for season 3

Fuck you, ChatGPT

do … do those people not know what “Personal Jesus” was about

It’s so unbelievably embarrassing to share a country with so many people who thought another round with this fucking dipshit was a good idea