Fresh from the enchanted squeegee of Hester Roller out of California comes these sweet shirts celebrating Il Maestro. Show the goons around you that you're a smooth motherfucker with an educated ear. Printed on Cotton Heritage 100% ring spun cotton shirts.

This Sunday in Brighton.

new Constance creations up for sale. Festivus will be with yre in no time. chocolatemonk.co.uk/aff_handit_a...

Constance/Nyoukis cs 'The Final Fumes From The Soup Bowls' out now on New Forces "Electronic yelps from the void. Mechanical gurgles a-plenty. Amphibian distress calls — fragmented, curled, stomped upon. Juddering rasps." - S.Glass available at chocolatemonk.co.uk/nonmonk.html

4 new Chocolate Monk titles up on the site Adam Bohamn & Hello SPiral - Out Of The Unknown CDr Lovely Honkey - Stop Being A Dick In My Mouth CDr & Booklet Cody Brant & Caspar Sonnet - HVAC Scrape CDr Carnivorous Lil - I Saw The Light In Your Arms CDr chocolatemonk.co.uk/available.html

Choc.666 Eloine + Ypsmael - ‘Of Delusions’ LP Out now chocolatemonk.co.uk/choc666.html

Wireless listening displeasure for you

Performing in Brighton this Sunday with the delightful Marija Kovacevic. Opening acts also guaranteed to excite your ear lobes.

3 new Chocolate Monk releases up on the site. The Moon Couple (Mike Collino & Matt Conzett) - Temples & Archetypes cassette Home Secretary - Things CDr Ripped Spit - Xontro 123 Booklet & CDr chocolatemonk.co.uk/available.html

THREE NEW MONK TITLES FOR HUMP DAY Top Tomatoes - Modern Day Playlist CDr/Booklet Night Riders In The Sky - Live At Union Pool CDr Seedy Arcing - Seedy Arcing CDr chocolatemonk.co.uk/available.html

RIP

Five new Monk titles for your consideration. Karen Constance - Mess Head Carousel - Awakened Spirits Of Ancient Mischief Bolus/Segalen - The 70's Imaginary Sci-Fi Movie Jeff, unfortunately - Lexapro Blues Miff & Shrimper - The Universe Will Finally Have A Cause chocolatemonk.co.uk/available.html

Fae Ma Bit Tae Ur Bit broadcasting now extra.resonance.fm

s Over on the 'Non Monk' page we have copies of S*Glass's new cassette on No Rent 'The Grudgery Of Drucks'. "Ecstatic turntable repetition and cassette manipulation in haunted, hypnotized unity. A sleepwalker in motion, sound moves unconsciously. chocolatemonk.co.uk/nonmonk.html

Some vinyl added to the Non Monk page.. Terry Reed on Zaius Tapes, Eraser on SIltbreeze and a restock of the Smegma/Blood Stereo collab LP on Nashazphone. chocolatemonk.co.uk/nonmonk.html

Various Artists - Salvage Job Vol 2 CDr Comp of musical drone, non musical foraging and other refined audio with Adam Bohman, Hag Landscape, Weird Fields, Ones, Ashtray Navigations, Meadow Argus, TVE, Neil Campbell, Karen Constance & Elkka Nyoukis, Lonny Hoffmann's Oonly Faces and Names Devine.

Jérôme Noetinger - intensior corda sonus CD Available now from Chocolate Monk

Constance/Nyoukis - 'Recycled Soup' C30 cassette & mini CDr set Ear stimulation therapy via 40+mins of frenetic tape tomfoolery and cut-up murk. All new recordings assembled inside Wino Lodge in February 2025. Numbered edition of 24 £11 postpaid in the UK, £14 everywhere else. DM if you want one.

Saturday night in Brighton. Five ladies who have all appeared on Chocolate Monk. Guaranteed to be a fine fine night.

Ypsmael – ‘Akystret’ (Chocolate Monk, 2024). Akystret is like a midnight mixtape captured on an old Fostex…melding live East Anglian jams, a bruised Brighton baritone, and the soft rustle of wind on sleepless nights into a soundscape that whispers its own secret story. #vinyloftheday #soundcollage

Out now. New disks from BILLA ENSEMBLE, VCU and Jonnie Prey & Jimbo Easter.

Out now. Various artists - Fug Gum vol.6 13 tracks of sonic goodness with Waldorf-Astoria Cigarette Factory, Johana Beaussart & Èlg, Insect Factory, Alice Kemp, Diurnal Burdens, Fish El Fish, Forrest Friends, Xelís de Toro, Oishi, Ripped Spit, Movie Actor, Mark Groves and Alvarius B.

Tonight in Brighton, UK

The Noiserist made one of the greatest saxophone albums you have never heard. Available via the Monk site or via the man himself @claudesp.bsky.social also check out his work with dribbling French weirdos micro_penis

Storm be gone.

Forthcoming. Jonnie Prey and Jimbo Easter. Two of North America’s finest performance artists/mind gloop druids bring you audio glarb rag. Something to mop yrself down with. It is called ‘Slewn of Gout’. It will help you.

One week today. Get yr mind burbled.

Chocolate Monk artist and all round lovely guy Malcy Duff has a new strip over at MOMA. Imbibe. His work is a soothing salve. www.moma.org/magazine/art...

You can have a virtual flip through the ‘Background Noise For Eating Soup’ booklet. All glue & scissors. mixam.co.uk/share/673531...

Constance/Nyoukis - Background Noise For Eating Soup’ cdr/booklet. Sold out from us but copies available from tediumhouse.com

Bren’t Lewiis Ensemble - ‘Inspired By Actual events’ boxset. 3 x 3”cdr, cassette, booklet, enamel badge, postcard, found junk. Hand stamped and numbered box in an edition of 75. Fly yr freak flag high! Available on the Monk site or via Tedium House for Yanks.

Heavy end of the year batch up on the Monk site. Bren’t Lewiis Ensemble boxset, Constance/Nyoukis booklet/disk set. A new disk from K2 and another Calibre Auto Recording disk compilation featuring Boyd,Brant,Constance,Nimmo, Peaker, Ripped Spit and myself. chocolatemonk.co.uk/available.html

Some new paintings by Karen. Perfect festering season gift for yr favourite goon. chocolatemonk.co.uk/aff_handit_a...

@chocolatemonk.bsky.social If you fancy something fancy... #KarenConstance #DylanNyoukis #ChocolateMonk #Edinbhurg #Noise #King #Queen #baddies #epic #ears

Six new Monk disks ripe for yr Ears. Shadow Pattern, Panic Boner, Sam Gas Can, Noiserist, Max Julian Eastman and Hardworking Spirals.

listen now: www.mixcloud.com/Tak_Tent_Rad...

Pay what you want. Dylan Nyoukis - ‘Peasant Swill’ download. Originally c18 of voice/tapes/electronics/field recordings. A rough ride. bloodstereo.bandcamp.com/album/peasan...

Here be Fae Ma Bit Tae Ur Bit from the other week w/S*Glass, Maryanne Amacher, Matt Atkins, Food People, Cody Brant, Andy heck Boyd, Shadow Pattern, Panic Boner, The Shadow Ring, Dang & MORE www.mixcloud.com/resonanceext...