Post your lock screen! I didn’t really consider putting Ruin on my lock screen until i saw a friend of mine put their sona on their phone screen a while back. I was like “oh yeah i guess i’m allowed to do that” lol

When I arrive at the party

me: I'll never spill anything to you my captors: *puts on a Youtube video where a youtuber plays a video game in a slightly different, slightly more frustrating way than how I played it* me: Okay yes I killed him

Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices. If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.

Here's an actual hot take: I think, as long as it's clearly fantasy and not real, incest porn should stop censoring itself with the "step" moniker, and I'm tired of hiding it. No more "what are you doing step-bro?" I want two actual factual brothers with the same mom to frot their cocks together.

If you want to commission me you have to defeat my 7 evil regulars

After three unsuccessful attempts (one not shown here which was the beginning of this year) my fourth playthrough of No Mans Sky is the one that finally got me to return to it. Actually having fun this time! Don't really know why my first few playthroughs didn't go anywhere lol

Did you know rubbing your feet together is a sign of autism? Oh yeah, wearing headphones is a typical sign of autism. Did you know autists like to eat fruit? Scientists say people with autism like to think about things sometimes. Did you know liking pasta is a sign of autism and ADHD?

Over the 26 games we've made (27 if you count the one we're about to release soon) we've written a total of 1027 unique transformations. Over 1000! I'd be nowhere close to this number if I didn't have the incredible support of my friends helping me make these projects. Here's to another thousand!

i would rather jump off the empire state building

My over five year old computer when I restart it: "Finish setting up your computer~!" Me: "remind me in 3 days"

I just wanna make it clear, never forget your worth. It doesn’t matter what others tell you, YOU matter as a person, and it’s way too common in the furry community nowadays for people to lose themselves. Please, remember your worth and know there are more people wanting you to succeed than fail

This is the future leftists want

Please please please everyone be careful about going into the comments section of Pokemon videos. These parasites have no self-respect to keep leak spoilers away from people.

The greatest thing The Living Tombstone did was make a My Little Pony song that didn’t sound at all like an MLP song so it tricked millions of middle schoolers into not being anti-furry or anti-MLP for a fateful moment

People who like spicy be like oouhh i love pain i looove hurting. Please give me more spice i promise it makes it taste better ooouuuuh i love it yeowch

HOW TO FEEL ALIVE

i feed on horny emotions. My lovely followers please give me your fantasies.

complaints about any artist's prices will cause your kneecaps to explode

You like kissing Ruins don't you, sister? :3

Shirts yoshis wear

Got my registration for Vancoufur all done for this upcoming one! I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!!! If there's anyone here who is interested in going too I'd love to meet people!

She had too much cany during Halloween. Now her belly is so...oough......

“I don’t think i have any vocal ticks” - person who will repeat “a silly!!” Over and over when they see an animal anywhere

Gghh i have a doctors appointment. They always freak me out. Gotta invoke Ruin to possess me to have her do the talking

My lovely BF and anchor captain introduced me to “oc social network” which is basically twitter but you’re in character all the time. For those who wanna follow me there too, i’m posting whenever the mood strikes me~ it’s kinda fun! ocsocialnetwork.com/id/8c8cd694-...

God he’s so dumb. I can’t stand it. He doesn’t have a single thought behind those eyes

Woah! It's the three year SL1 anniversary! To mark this special occasion, you can subscribe to my Patreon for 50% off using the code SL3YEARS for your first month! The offer only lasts for a week, so get it while you can! This is like, 6 bucks off!! Woooah! www.patreon.com/ChaosTheSala...

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Dragon- Dragonite yes, yes i know you’re very pretty. Dragonite can you please get your very large belly out of my vision. We need to be- there are trainers around. We have to be sneaky. Dragonite please.

I think Chaos is a pretty sizable 7 or 8, but it falls to a 1 or 2 once you get to know him

bruh

Me: Mwrrhf i think i might have a nap Guy with power saw next to my building: I have this sudden urge to begin work this very moment.

She'll never realize it......

This literally actually happens in the game it's so funny

Reminder due to recent events (mostly going on over on Twitter) We want nothing to do with children, we actively block underage users to prevent them from engaging with our adult space! ABDL stands for ADULT, and it will always remain that way 🔞 🧵

Ok Legends ZA is pretty fun but its kinda hard to recommend it to other people who aren't pokemon slop enjoyers like me, because it is still not enough to justify that price tag

In every universe, Ruin enjoys being both genders at once (that skirt hides their cock they use to fuck their Bayleef every night)

frankly insane that 20-ish years ago some devs in japan said "how do we adapt mystery dungeon for pokemon," someone said "why don't we have the player be a pokemon," and as a direct result i now wear a collar and have about 5 online friends that identify as the mythical pokemon mew

Trainer tip: Kissing your pokemon on the mouth sensually and deeply can raise your friendship stat in a pinch! Use tongue also

"reblag to fuck me nasty" is so good

Ah, all clean! Ruins Dorms, a grid-based transformation filled puzzle game, is out now!! Play it now! www.furaffinity.net/view/62647390/