I'm finally free!

How is the fuckass juggling minigame the hardest boss?

I miss kolache factory

Really wish i could do even one thing that doesn't hurt someone else. Really wish my existence wasn't at the detriment of those around me. Having a good day, how are you?

I got fired... ...less than 2 months into my new job

A Wild Slaking Appeared!!  Lazy burly Slaking just lounges—’til the Dumb Patrol calls. One trigger: “Dance Monkey.” His eyes glaze, muscles flex, and the beast grinds like a dumb himbo stripper, shaking his heavy body and grunting like the perfect toy. 🦍🌀💪

Watching a shitty anime and a demon burned down a town and killed 420 people... trying so hard to resist shouting lol blaze it

Don't tell Master I'm still up. I was supposed to go to sleep half an hour ago

"Little daddy house shoes" is my lifeblood

Its so statistically unlikely that all of my friends would be so hot by random chance, and yet here we are.

Things that sound absolutely unhinged out of context: "My sister's dog is so cute! It's a shame I have to keep killing it"

Look at him! View my boy!!

Oh hell yeah! I have money this month!! Gonna go snag me a slot before they run out!

Cats only have 7 lives in germany?? Are you okay?

I swear to God if I'm developing lactose intolerance I'm gonna sue someone

Oh dip! Everyone go commission this guy! His art is SOOO GOOD! (he's also a good friend and deserves good things)

He may not be the sharpest Hypno Bear, but when he drops to his knees, blank, waiting for my command… gods, he’s perfect. My @southernsarge.bsky.social isn't just mine—he's trained, owned, and aching to please Master Blake. That’s the only kind of smart my Good Hypno Bear needs. 🐻🌀 #HypnoBear

oh sweet~ I wonder if I can join?

Man, fuck Eurylochus

DEAR GOD

ASMR 10 hours surrounded by thousands of bees (relaxing)

Napping isn't about going to sleep. It's about being one with the silence for a moment, about being comfy and cozy and not having to deal with anything. Napping restores your energy by giving you time to not do anything. Whether or not I'm on my phone the entire time is irrelevant.

Just a bit of mind-controlled mayhem! Had some fun teasing @southernsarge.bsky.social by turning his tabletop character into the perfect muscle soldier. Only Obedience 🌀 🌀😈 Obey the command... Salute the Hypno Bears! 🐻

it's fun when you learn new words to describe in better detail something you though you knew. It's not depression, it's major depressive disorder except it's not, it's persistent depressive disorder it's not laziness, it's lethargy except it's not, it's ennui except it's not, it's anhedonia

Sometimes I'm worried my friends hate me. I know they don't though. They'd say something if they did. So then I have to sit and be quiet and not hang on them like a needy puppy whining "are you suuuuuuuuuure you don't hate meeeeee????"

Hate being sad because my friends might see and then they'll be sad that I'm sad and then I'll be sad that I made them sad.

Made a big ass bowl of pasta for dinner because im depressed but not so depressed i can't cook today

"Help!" He cried. This is a cry for help. "I need help," he continued to cry, "I am crying for help!" And then everyone understood he needed help. Because of his cry. For help.

Look! Look at how cute he is!

This is true. Cock makes everything better and rillas dumber.

I should really play celeste again

I just finished watching "Hundreds of Beavers" with my Guy. I didn't know anything about it going into it, and it was Amazingly Bonkers.

I got fired. Fun times

One of my older projects (2014-ish?) were some experiments combining the two DOS Megaman games into one, trying to push NES restrictions. I have a surprising amount of art made for this thing. I am of course mentioning this for no reason whatsoever... #pixelart #ドット絵 #megaman

I really think there's an unfilled niche in girlypop bodybuilding inspo videos

If you don't already understand why the big light is homophobic, nothing I say will make you see it. We just have totally different experiences.

My passport arrived!

Yesterday marked the 10th anniversary of being slave to master @bigredsausage.bsky.social! Here's to the start of another amazing decade with you!

God I fucking LOVE making spreadsheets

I wanna die. Most of the time. But sour cream is so good

Animal crossing really makes you feel like life could be great if you just had some money

It has recently come to my attention that i am not, in fact, a foodie, but rather a rare off-breed known as a "glutton"

My new meds have a really odd side effect and i am fuckin HERE for it

Well they gave it to me for free on steam so now i can finally support them and get another copy

big gorilla dick. rt to agree www.artdecademonthly.com

Hear me out: #063970 Thomas AT-23-6-12 The word vigintillion A slice of cheese pizza and a can of coke for $2.75 at a walk-through corner pizza joint Rocks Giant industrial automated megafactories

Staring at my steam wishlist with lust and envy... now all i need is some money

XL HANDPAW GIVEAWAY! 🐾🐾🐾 Follow and Repost for a chance to win! - No Hooves/Big Claws (small claws allowed, but not claw only hands) - No Reselling - Three fur colors maximum Features velcro hand escapes, included zipper to zip on or off a bodysuit, and fully lined with mesh material.

Its time! Break out the egg nog and carols bay bee!

Just voted! Technically still on the clock at work too! Now for a burger!