"I'm putting Cloak ON my Christmas card list. Ha!"

"is this a joke to you" unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

//Black suit moron.

I don’t know why we’re here, man! I don’t know what the point of all this is! I don’t know what we’re meant to be, or do, or how we’re meant to act. I just… I just think you should be kind. To the world, and to the people around you, and to your self! — It’s the only one you have.

Let me say I’m fine without it being a lie.

"BOB!"

"Into the Feliciaverse."

//Fuck it. Pete's getting involved in Resident Evil!

"SWEET THREE TOED-SLOTH OF THE ICE PLANET HOTH, IS THAT A GIANT ZOMBIE WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER?!"

What's up, danger?

"I grew up in the Attitude Era of WWF. You can try to tell me what to do, but I'm more than likely not gonna listen."

"I'm so glad I don't have to deal with Daredevil's freaks."

"I mean, I won't kill or anything."

"I'll do what I need to."

"Anyone can wear the mask. Anyone can be Spider-Man. You don't need to have powers to be a hero or help people."

"I'm not gonna let him stop me from helping people. I'm always gonna be the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man."

"They're both hopelessly corrupt and very evil. They squeeze the life out of my home city and run guns, drugs, and human trafficking. I've been dealing with them since I was 15. I have no sympathy for that fat bastard or his idiot wife."

"Kingpin gets REALLY pissed when you insult his wife. Vanessa Fisk has no holes left to deflower. Vanessa Fisk is afraid to sleep with Big Willy cause he might squash her."

"The Annihilator! Carol Danvers! Higher, further, faster!"

"I'm glad that spider that bit me was all organic."

"Sometimes, when the wind is right, I can almost hear Ben Grimm."

"I gotta wonder how you're able to pop up on Earth. Is it really that easy? I thought it would take an Einstein-Rosen Bridge or something."

“I'm fucking Aᴅᴀᴍ! I'm the 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 man, and you're just some 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗' 𝐂𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐍 or something. I started everything on 𝔼𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙! All of 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 came from these 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 nuts! You all should be ᴡᴏʀsʜɪᴘᴘɪɴɢ me, you ungrateful, disgusting, fucking LOSERS!" 🤟🏼 #HazbinHotelRP 🎸 #HelluvaBossRP 👍🏼𝙵𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙻𝚒𝚔𝚎 & 𝚁𝙿↻

"Wonder if Adam's head is up his ass for the warmth."

'' Name one thing. '' '' Rocks. '' '' Yeah that's good. Mine was the ineradicability of hope despite the futility of effort. '' '' ... Actually rocks is more than one thing... ''

"But my good looks and charming personality are safe again." Cheesy grin.

"Should have been here yesterday. I was a half-spider thing. Even contemplated making a deal with you! But science saved the day again."

"I can never get a read on you."

"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood."

"Does anyone wanna volunteer for a science experiment? I wanna see what my new stingers do."

He doesn't know much about SDN.

"Blonde Blazer. Pfft. Sound more like a cliché,why don't ya?"

" 𝘋𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭-𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 . . . "

"Trust me. I got this."

"Stranger than anything else in my life?"

"Dimensional bridge at Baxter Building. Went poking around dimensions and ended up in Hell. Said I'd help Lucifer's daughter, Charlie, redeem sinners. Hey, they need help, right?"

"Demon princess who runs a hotel in Hell that redeems sinners."

"I hope Charlie thinks so."

"Then it all worked out."

"I hope that I was able to help you as much as you helped me."

"Yeah, well, it happens."

"Thanks to Spider-Woman for saving me yesterday. No, the other one. No, the OTHER OTHER one."

"Ooh-hoo! Sweet talker."

"HELLO, SUPERGIRL!" He knows she'll hear it and it'll annoy her.

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"I feel so much better. Kayda, you freaking rock star! And I still have the organic webs! Let's go!"

"Oh, will you chill? Just relax, Kay."

"You know. It's what we do." He looks down at his wrists. "Well, still got the organic webs."