"No disrespect will be tolerated for anyone who wears the webs. If they identify as a Spider, good! Being a Spider is an ideology. Whatever you identify as, I'm not gonna come down on you for them. You are who you choose to be. What matters are your choices. Choose to do the right thing."

"I won't hear slander about ANY of my Spider allies. They are all whatever identity they choose to be. There's no ONE Spider-Man. It's an ideology."

"However goofy he can be at times, which is a considerable amount, I'm proud to call him Spider-Man and prouder still to call him my brother."

//If I have any Silvervale fans following me, it pains me to say that she's lost her brother. From what I gather, Konzetsu took his life. Please show her and her mother unconditional love and support.

When I was in school, my English teacher told me that I would never be a published author. Well, 25 years later, and after dozens of drafts, re-writes, and rejection letters from publishing houses, I'm happy to announce that that teacher has finally died.

"Gee. Thanks. You do so much for my self-esteem."

"Yeah, yeah."

"I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY!"

"Oh." Pulls off mask.

"Let me have this."

"I'm also the most handsome SOB to ever wear the suit."

"Oh, yeah! Big-time superhero! Radioactive spider bite, power and responsibility, blah blah blah, all that usual stuff. I got the quips and I got the thwips."

"Yeah, it's, uh, just a superhero name. My real name is Peter Parker. So is it just a singular name like Sting or...?"

"Yeah. Sorry. Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, at your service."

@burningdragon.bsky.social Bouncing web balls off her. Cause it's fun.

"Another Dr. Spooky."

"In my continued glazing of my hero pals, Invincible is a compassionate and cool guy. He uses his powers responsibly and cares for people. Plus, he managed to romance a redhead, so game recognizes game."

"Supergirl is a great person and a better friend. I'm happy to be friends with her. And she can absolutely drink me under the table."

"Who's the chick with the bow?"

youtu.be/dRf6BV7cEiQ?... This is what's on his mind most of the time.

'CAUSE I LIKE HIGH CHANCES THAT I MIGHT LOSE. I LIKE IT ALL ON THE EDGE JUST LIKE YOU. I LIKE TALL BUILDINGS SO I CAN LEAP OFF OF 'EM. I GO HARD WIT' IT NO MATTER HOW DARK IT IS.

"My weakness is people who can read my mind!"

"It says something about me that I am unfazed by all the weirdness in my life and yet absolutely shocked by the weirdness simultaneously. It's like so weird but it's also just another day. Not sure WHAT that says, but there you go."

"I will."

There are still some people in this world that we care about, so I say we try and help them become good people… why not try? It’s better than not trying, right?

"I just wanna help people."

'CAUSE I LIKE HIGH CHANCES THAT I MIGHT LOSE. I LIKE IT ALL ON THE EDGE JUST LIKE YOU. I LIKE TALL BUILDINGS SO I CAN LEAP OFF OF 'EM. I GO HARD WIT' IT NO MATTER HOW DARK IT IS.

"I'm doing my best, Uncle Ben."

It's just something I'm not very used to... That is, reading in company with someone.

"Can you guys believe the Avengers Quarterly said I was Least Likely to be Mentally Stable?"

"Yeah, about that...I may have brought my Spider-Bots to expedite the process. But in my defense, they're as cute as they are helpful!"

"I know, but if it can help people with things like AIDS or mobility issues, shouldn't we try?"

"And perhaps helping people fight disease."

"Studying the potential scientific applications of cross-species genetics is amazing! Medicinal applications, of course."

#Trashmouth I just thought of this! MVRP Mortal Kombat!

‼️ALRIGHT ARTISTS ‼️ Are we up for the challenge? All you gotta do is trace this lovely pose I put together in DesignDoll. Go, create. No AI bullshit. All skill levels and styles are welcome to join. Reply to this post with your finished artwork! I will check ALL submissions. 🫶 #art #challenge

//Punisher breaks my freaking heart.

WWF Sour Pops (1999-2000): A line of strongly sour, fruit-flavored, World Wrestling Federation-branded sucker/lollipop hard candies (with attitude). Available in Blue Raspberry, Watermelon, Green Apple, & more. Each one came with a collectible wrestler trading card

@imiinvincible.bsky.social "Marky Mark! Where's the Funky Bunch?"

"Where do you keep going, Charlie? Is it something I did or said?"

"Exactly."

"I never said I was mature."

"Yeah, well, you're ugly!"

"Go cry about it, Saddlebags."

"Dude, it's just a name. It's a superhero thing."

"I'm sure one day I'll stop being impressed by metal arms, but that day ain't today!"

"Me? An infinite number of others?"

"Okay, I respect the drip, but I mean, I don't know if I meant literally."

"Anyone can be Spider-Man. Anyone can wear the mask."