@doge-cb.bsky.social Hi Mr. Doge, my name is Doge

Confession: The real reason I left Elon is because I got jealous I got Jealous that he was spending so much time with Trump

I wrote a poem for all you guys, I hope you enjoy ! I used to call Elon Daddy But the way he ruined the platform made me saddy I left the app He got mad Now I’m on Bluesky Where the people aren’t so bad!

This guy might be my favorite account in BlueSky! Detective Charles has cracked the case! I’m never deleting this app 😂

@bcdoge.bsky.social maybe some kind of weird way to sneak onto Blue sky, or a parody. A poor one. But doge designer is a notorious Elon musk fanboy. & prolly actually Elon himself, because he's a narcissistic pig. GARGLE ELON'S BALLS SOMEWHERE ELSE! BLOCK THIS MFER 🖕🖕

This used to be me and Elon But now I’m in BlueSky and my life is better than ever !

Did you know that Bluesky is now the number 1 app in human history? Just look at this completely legit chart

Elon just called me and asked me to stop posting on BlueSky Said it’s a bad look for his Minister or Propaganda

Did you know Bluesky is the fastest growing application of all time! One day it will replace everything, including our government !