🖕 Elon musk and his low testosterone hair plug having ass.

Let’s grow to get here and bring Elon hair plugs to his knees over at the other garbage platform.

I’m honored to have someone create a parody of me. Hello Mr. Doge, my name is DoGé; French for Le Douche

Confession: The real reason I left Elon is because I got jealous I got Jealous that he was spending so much time with Trump

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“Drain the swamp!” “Trump will expose all the pedophiles!” “Keep our children safe!” But also this

Would I gain my BlueSky followers if I should you a picture of my taters

RFK jr. looks like he’s being held at gunpoint to eat this McDonalds And Mike Johnson looks like that nerdy kid in high school that did all the Jocks homework just so he could sit behind all of them at lunch.

You show up to the restaurant for a blind date and this is what you see at your table What are you doing?

Does anyone else find themselves still watching their kids cartoons long after they have left the room?

It’s Saturday. What are you still doing over at 𝕏. The real party is here.

I have subscribers over on Twitter, but I’m willing to leave them to truly fulfill my echo chamber dreams. LFG 🥔🥔

You think you could last 8 rounds in the ring with me?

What’s one thing you wish you could tell your younger self? And no, the answer can’t be “invest in” [enter name here]

Time To Make This Place Home 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔