What will Trump do next week to distract from Epstein? Start a war? Bomb a small country? Arrest a top Democrat?

Story time

Plan: Split the political parties. Sell out the new party at the last minute, Elect JD Vance.

Found a picture of the new Trump phone. Only $499.

Crickets from JD Vance. 🍿

His main qualifications: Working in a grocery store, and being a Trump supporter?

"What they’re doing is what they always do, which is just turning up the propaganda hose to full blast and just trying to, you know, knock elderly Fox viewers off their feet and make them submit to where you want them to."

San Diego:

James Madison said, "Crisis is the rallying cry of the tyrant. If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy."

They've made some real advances in home-schooling.

So Trump just announced a trade deal with China in which tariffs, which we pay as consumers, will increase from 30% to 55%. Genius. Tired of all the winning yet? 🧐

A Florida congressman has introduced a bill that would block funding for the Washington Rail System until it changes it's name to "The Trump Train." GOP Rep Greg Steube said the change would give DC Metro " A fresh identity that aligns with efficiency. "

Say it with me, kids: the cruelty is the point

Share this far and wide. It will only get worse.

Great idea!!! 👍

Big Bullshit Bill !

Now that Musk and Trump are splitting, I wonder who’ll get the kids in the divorce? 🤷🏼‍♂️