As a writer and someone who considers themselves relatively intelligent, my least favorite thing to do is character age math. Whyyyyy?????

If anyone ever doubts my love for TV they should know that my power was off all day and the second it turned on, I turned my TV back on. And that’s commitment!

I’m watching Dawson’s Creek for the first time. I feel like these teens spend way more time dating adults than normal…is it just me?

I realize I’m way behind on the Slow Horses train, but…River Cartwright gets hotter every season!

Can’t wait to create a show so good people are mean about it in the internet!

Just finished Imperfect Women on Apple. Which I’ve decided is a friendly reminder to all women that we SHOULD ALWAYS BE SHARING LOCATION WITH OUR FRIENDS! For safety…and also to stalk your friends when they aren’t replying to your texts fast enough.

ICE has kept a disabled double amputee prisoner for over 14 months. Rodney Taylor has been denied access to his prosthetic legs. Forced to crawl across dirty floors to access food. Placed in solitary. Denied medical accommodations. They’re killing him & he needs the community to make noise!

Starting to freak about California primaries. Like can the Democratic Party get their shit together? MAKE PEOPLE drop out!!! This is not a drill! We cannot have a republican Governor!

Reading Horrorstor by Grady Hendrix and it’s fucked up and scary so I decided to put it down and look at the internet for a minute before I fall asleep. Scrolling the internet before bed and it’s fucked up and scary. I wish I had just stuck with the horrifying “tortured in a haunted IKEA” book.

Watching the new season of Cross and thinking about how the most unrealistic part is the end when the billionaire gets in trouble.

Wow…I cried so much during season 2 of One Piece.

I’m watching All the Presidents Men for the first time (I know). 2 thoughts really circulating in my head: - Robert Redford was real hot. - Must have been nice to live in a time when the President faced consequences.

Why is Daryl’s dip into the degen life the most stressful thing on tv?

I like to say that everyone has different taste and opinions and that’s fine. But if you don’t like Heated Rivalry and don’t understand that it’s about the emotions as much as or more than the hot sexy scenes, you’re a dummy with bad taste.

Everyone should be watching Heated Rivalry on HBO Max 🥵🥵

I would be so thankful this year if someone would staff me in a writers room! Just saying!

Somehow forgot that The Birds starts when a Melanie Daniels follows a hot man all the way out of town just to play a bird based practical joke on him.

LA is getting free floor tickets to the HAIM concert from a friend and seeing that Paul Thomas Anderson is 3 rows in front of you.

I’m going to write an ENTIRE HORROR FEATURE in the month of October! I’m also posting about it on Tik Tok but there are way more writers over here to keep my accountable. Here we go!

The screenwriter urge when you see a strangers script in a coffee shop with a full page monologue and NO breaks to gently suggest they should maybe rethink that…real STRONG! But I won’t, cause it’s none of my business and maybe a villain is giving their big bad speech?

It’s just that it’s really hot outside and my body is sweaty.

Volunteered to be on a WGA sub-committee today. I’m like a whole ass joiner I guess!

I just spent an hour scrolling through reels my friends and family and liked and COMMENTED on. I’ve learned a lot. None of you are safe.

I need to cut 11 pages out of my feature and I’m losing my mind!

Choking on your own spit is so embarrassing. What am I? A literal baby who has no control over basic human functions??

I just signed up to be an instacart shopper on weekends, so if anyone has any writers rooms they’d like to staff me in instead, that would be great. I’ve never really understood how to choose the right watermelon. Reminder that I have experience as a staff writer and on set!

If it walks like duck and talks like a duck…it’s a Nazi. And as a writer, I feel it’s my duty to point it out.

When the third Becky movie coming? I’m feeling very wrathful and could really use that nazi killing energy.

It’s officially spritz weather.

Just saw a commercial in which Taco Bell referred to itself as a “taco place”…I guess that’s technically correct?

Trying to become TikTok famous as a way to sell a show (I know…). The problem is I can’t help but say “fuck ICE and fuck Trump” in all my videos so the algorithm gets confused.

I know the world is basically burning! FUCK ICE! But on a personal note, I just landed in ATL for after a 10+ hour flight and my 4 hour layover is in a terminal that only sells Pepsi products.

Sitting in Heathrow and I just saw a man who was the equivalent of a Picasso painting. Super hot on approach, really not once he arrived.

Well he had to take a break to replenish those electrolytes!

Working on set as a Production Coordinator today….miss being the writer on set. I hate moving my own things.

Sometimes it feels like a new part of my body decides to malfunction depending on day of the week.

Not sure how it happened but, People News has become my favorite news source. Today’s email blast: Massive Brawl Erupts Among Carnival Cruise Passengers, Landing 24 People on ‘Do Not Sail’ List

OR JUST NOT FUCKING USE IT EVER

My friend invited me to dinner tonight at 9PM! Who am I, a 22 year old??

I actually think I’d prefer if Wilson Fisk were president.

April 17th! Mark your calendars. #LeverageRedemption is BACK! Our biggest, wildest season yet! Only on @AmazonPrime

It’s Leverage: Redemption Day!!!!

Watching ep 2 of The Studio gave me intense anxiety. But that PAs hat was spot on.

Birthday week is over. Guess I should eat a vegetable.

Everyone should be watching The Pitt. That is all.

Crazy how the louder the volume in the car, the more I sound just like Dua Lipa!

My birthday is Thursday and I’d really like for someone gift me a paid writing job! Hopefully in a writers room, but I’m not picky. I’ll also accept a feature gig. Thankssomuch.

Not to sound like a 32 year old grandpa, but the building next door used to be full of old Russian people who would occasionally yell at each other in Russian and now it’s full of young people who bump edm all day. I miss the Russian.

Watching all my little sims (friends) on the LA Marathon tracker from my couch is making me feel so accomplished and athletic this morning!

I ran 8 miles and now my body hurts. The whole body.