can ANYONE tell me where to get update files for the fucking Uconnect MyGIG systems if Google isn't telling anything and the brand may or may not exist anymore (on this specific market at least)

drank water out of a glass bottle, noticed some black spots at the bottom, and now my head hurts and i feel like throwing up anyways still no girls to kiss thanks for asking

girlcock

you don't even need the button you can just finger the keyhole

fun fact: most cars with push button ignition have a small sensor near the steering column that allows for the key to be detected when its battery dies. somehow, this was too expensive for early 2010's Chrysler, as their approach was to "just rip the fucking button out lmao"

WHO THE FUCK

oh my GOD these new machines are fucking SNOWFLAKES i forcefully shut you down ONCE and you're immediately crying "waa waa waa you need to service the battery" STOP BEING A SISSY ITS TIME BROWSE THE INTERNET YOUR PREDECESSORS WOULD HAVE GOTTEN UP JUST FINE

tits out and this heat is still fucking killing me

1 hour until exam I can't bring myself to study, instead im just trying to distract myself temporarily and yet its no use. i genuinely want to cry in someone's arms. i want this to be over.

i got an extremely hard exam today, its 5 am and i can't sleep, and i got extremely bad thoughts right now i wanna cry but im physically unable to i just want today to end already

started playing BTD recently and im worried what would happen if monkeys suddenly learned how to use guns

The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.

FOX

exam week got me staying up and studying as opposed to staying up and watching YouTube all night which means passing this exam is a possibility

i have no enemies if you ignore my digestive system help 3:

The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.

Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit https://theonion.com/father-teaches-son-how-to-fly-into-rage-over-completely-1819575391/

wait so does @theonion.com actually own InfoWars now?

tried to exit repair mode to back it up in case i fall victim to "the rot" and it genuinely just gave up booting after a while

cool raccoon facts: cracked front glass is NOT covered by Google's warranty and will cost you like 140 euro.

Charlie came back its all good

SPOTIFY THINKS MY PHONE IS IN LOW DATA MODE AND LOCKED MY QUALITY TO THE LOWEST

CHARLIE IS FUCKING DEAD

we found this... weird yellow thing. smells like vanilla, has this weird shape (top kinda looks like a triangle, bottom is a rectangle, can't explain the middle), also has a wire bit at the top. Charlie decided to volunteer and see if its edible. will report with our findings soon.

im wondering what thought process led to my dad deciding "yeah lets configure this hatchback with like 110 HP and an i3 to have an entire tow hitch despite the fact we'd end up taking a completely different car to the one thing we can use a tow hitch on so its pretty much useless"

I ATE MERE HOURS AGO HOW AM I HUNGRY ALREADY

hoping that the manual actually says "hey btw the ignition button can be taken out and you can just put a key in there" so i can convince my dad that we are in fact missing factory equipment in our car

RFK DID WHAT

HOW DO I TURN IT BACK ON

im so conscious about my music taste that i made an entire separate spotify account to show my dad how it works. i might be cooked

im uuzijnv SA BOTTTLE OF PEPSI TO TYYPE

i swear almost every transfem online has a Pixel

one of us found this weird bottle of... this red liquid, I think humans call it wine it tasted bad :(

WHY DID IT GET SO COLD ALL OF A SUDDEN WE'RE FUCKING FREEZING

one of us noticed that the shared Xbox controller's stick tend to "stick" to an input if very slightly moved from (sometimes not even centering fully) is that normal for later 360 controllers or is ours, as the humans call it, "fucked"?

full honesty I don't think im gonna pass high school my life's fucking ruined

life is short and im too much of a degenerate to actually find love. im gonna dedicate all my life and money to a singular PT Cruiser

on the off chance that any Brits stumble upon this, WHY is CeX pronounced like that

forgot that its trans day of visibility. did however buy the stupid xbox 360 fucknut thing from sex. no i still did not come out yet. yeah.

oh

IS SVIDEO AV2 OR IS SCART AV2 I PULLED OUT AN OLD TV RECENTLY AND IM FUCKING CONFUSED (it has VGA tho :D)

ISP is ran by fucking morons and my cell provider is somehow at 2 bars in the middle of a massive city, which doesn't change the fact that this shit happens once a week im not allowed to have working internet 🥹

if i ever get dragged into a rap battle can i just sing Mr.Brightside but change the lyrics so that its from my opponents pov or will i get disqualified

@firefox.com WHERE DID IT GO

why can't i look like her :(