Why does work have to get very busy all of a sudden?! I'm trying to follow the cricket here! OK. I've always been good at multitasking. Let's go!! #EngvNZ 🏏 #Cricket

All out by COP. Very, very bleak! #EngvNZ 🏏 #Cricket

Here's Harry Brook to sort this mess out. Might get 10. #EngvNZ 🏏 #Cricket

Back when kitKats were like iron girders, rolos were like beer barrels and you could use a Curly Wurly as a ladder...

And that's that for a couple of hours. Good old English weather! 🌧️ ☔ 🌧️ ☔ 🌧️ ☔ 🌧️ ☔ #EngvNZ 🏏 #Cricket

New Zealand are bowling some tight lines here. #EngvNZ 🏏 #Cricket

8 US Presidents have died in office, 4 by assassination. The way things are looking, that list will be updated soon.

Top ten cheering up things 1. Biscuit - None for 8 months 2. Crisps - None for 8 months 3. Tea - Pure green 4. Coffee - A couple in the morning and that's my cracker! 5. Beer - The king 6. Meal - Salad 7. Snack - Never 8. Wine - Sometimes I whine 9. Takeaway - Kebab 10. Pastime - Music 24/7 🎵🎶🎵🎶

Typical! There's quite a bit of rain forecast for St John's Wood over the next few days. Weather permitting, England should be beating the fruits really. Fingers crossed! 🤞🏻 #EngvNZ 🏏 #Cricket

Telling managers (who are on a lot more money than me) how to do their job. That's how I'm currently rolling on a daily basis. Does incompetence exist in the workplace for anybody else?

Folks, there is something gravely wrong with the president’s health and the White House is covering it up. This man is obviously not well.

The best thing about this new job at work is that I can now ease my way into the day with twenty cups of coffee...well, maybe nineteen. ☕

It's raining dogs and cats in Cleethorpes...☔

Somebody brought some fruit into the office today. I tried my first strawberry in about ten years and I honestly don't know why I was trying my first strawberry in about ten years. I'm definitely adding those to the mix so that's gonna be 7 or 8 fruits a day now...

Ways to pronounce Lidl - 1) Normal people: Lidul 2) That woman on the advert with the annoying voice: Leeeeeeeeeedul 3) A Polish woman who I work with: Lidler I honestly love number 3 & that's what I'm calling it from now on. "I'm going to Lidler. Would you like anything?" 😂😂😂

Starmer getting the words and the tone exactly right here. Farage should be asked constantly if he condemns the violence, he incited.

Last week I had beef stifado. This week I'm doing a chicken and chorizo stew. ChatGPT is killing it for me! 😋

I'm sat in the back garden and I'm cold. Summer's over!

I'm reaching out to anyone who has undergone physio after surgery. How do you stay motivated? I feel like I've hit a brick wall and I'm really struggling with it all right now.

Just listening to the last "View From The Lane" of the season and the sad realisation that that's it for a few months. I can't say that I'm even looking forward to the World Cup at this point. The fact that the opening game concides with my birthday makes it somewhat worse. I don't wanna be older!!

I've been so bored at work this morning that I've been keeping a close eye on the UV Index. It will be high, starting at 13:00 which seems very precise! Any changes then you'll be first to know. I'm literally across it all here!

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Have the celebration police calmed down yet? God! I got so much grief yesterday from my mates! Just let me enjoy this moment please. Cheers and thanks!

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So this is my first bank holiday Monday off work in 267 years and I have no idea what I'm supposed to do with myself. Does this thing come with instructions?

And the Spurs go marching on!! 🤍 😁 #COYS youtu.be/bXxXTVLyqQ0?...

Genuine and authentic Turkish cuisine incoming. #Kebab

OK. Typing this through very teary eyes. I'm a mess right now. 😭 Make no mistake, it's been a terrible season and we need to learn from the obvious mistakes. Goodbye Johan Lange. Just go! This evening I'm gonna have a few lamboonies and just be thankful that we're Premier League next season. #COYS

Kinsky!! 🥰 #COYS

9 minutes?!?! 😅😅😅

Madders and Gray. Two of my favourite players to see this home! Come on! #COYS

2-0 Wet Spam

Gary Neville - "There's no need to panic right now." Absolutely shitting myself here pal! #COYS

Concentrate lads. Job to do here! #COYS

West Ham goal.

Spurs have done alright but Everton are on the beach. Absolutely criminal if we lose this now. Time for a drinks break. Cheers all! 🍻 #COYS

Get in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooohooooo!!!!!!! #COYS

Tel should be right on O'Brien's shoulder, drawing the foul. It's basic management and De Zerbi should know this. #COYS

O'Brien should be off with two yellows.

Gonna be tears at about six whatever happens! #COYS

One time Tottenham, one time...

This club! 🥰 #COYS

It's no good. I'm going for a drive to calm my nerves. Bloody hyperventilating here!!

Four hours until kick off and I'm already having breathing difficulties. Not good! #COYS

This took me way longer than I anticipated... #COYS 🤍 🤍 🤍 🤍 🤍 🤍 🤍 🤍 🤍 🤍 🤍 COME COME COME 🤍 🤍 ON ON ON 🤍 🤍 YOU YOU YOU 🤍 🤍 SPURS SPURS SPURS 🤍 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

Look! 👀 Geese and their goslings... 🦆

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I've been a Spurs fan for something like 45 years. Tomorrow feels like the biggest day in 100 years and I can't cope! #COYS

Pub? Pub? Pub? Pub!!!! 🍻