My "cheat code" for bsky's character limits is to give extra-long descriptions with Easter Eggs to my Alt Text readers. #carweirdo

Today's VDD Crush is not a crush. But it *probably* shouldn't be crushed. Chosen partially because it is a pretty cool looking '72 Ford MDT nose school bus, but mostly because the listing description is simply "It was running great when parked 35 years ago." Still, the $500 buy-in is tempting.

And here's something for my #carweidos Is the Ford 300 (4.9L) straight six being slept on? It is easily my favorite Ford engine, and I would love a factory FI one in a F150 with a 5 speed or a 2wd swapped full size Bronco. #weirdcarBS #oldcarBS #carsky

Woke up at 2 AM again, so I watched the end of "The Boys From Brazil" (1978, Franklin J. Schaffner) and it never ceases to amaze me the amount of smoking that goes on in hospital patient rooms during this time period.

It's always worth a try. BTW Release the Epstein Files!

I am so excited to not watch Melania's movie that I'm not watching it right now and will be not watching it all weekend!

Gavin Newsom-Shiny Suit comments are now CLOSED I think I replied to every comment and reply. Now, to get back to the regular hustle and bustle of this profile-

Last day to help me make rent! After a wild month of outrageous vet bills, it’s been a challenge. Need to sell at least 5 more framed pieces to have it. Any order over $100 will receive one of my original square paintings, a couple of prints & a magnet/sticker. Thank you so much for looking!

The inaugural #reskeetsaturday was a resounding... well, something that could be resounding. Watch for the return of my rehashing of misguided snark!

Closing time for my "Gavin Newsom/Algorithm" skeet skeet is fast approaching. Get your angry and/or supporting tweets in soon!

Inside me are two wolves. Sorry, I had a big breakfast.

I wonder if Lauren Tewes is obsessing about me right now, too.

"Jazz Hans" was the working title of my experimental film about a clarinet player living on the mean streets of Berlin.

Good Morning, bsky For lack of a better name, my '90 Ford Crown Victoria/LTD wagon is called "Prothesis". Would love to swap some slightly darker beige 18" steelies on it and drop it a couple inches. #weirdcarbs #carsky #oldcarbs

Maybe if we ran instead of rocking down to Electric Avenue, it would still be in business today. But you don't think about that, Eddy Grant. You only think about yourself.

"Let's all go to Dragon Land!" You first.

Requoting this so the folks in the back can hear.

I wear a mink stole because a mink stole my cape.

To my *many* new followers- Feel free to make yourself at home and look around. I'm backstage workshopping some BRAND NEW skeets just for >you<!* *Do NOT go in the back You do not want to see how this sausage is made

IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are a new moot here at VDD INC and haven't yet been entertained, angered, insulted, or bored please stand by. We are actively working to fix the problem, and will get to each and every one of you in due time.

"Oh no, I've said too much I haven't said enough" -Me trying to fit my skeet into 300 characters. #rem #SongLyricsForRealLifeApplications

I appreciate all you new follows, but you sure aren't helping my Impostor Syndrome.

Okay, that last time this happened I was surprised, but it wasn't what I thought. Well, I guess that's the same as this time...

All of this, bsky.

Going to be working 12+ hour days today and tomorrow building a video floor. I'm debating if the juice is worth the squeeze.

I love my city. 'Abolish ICE' Submitted 9,200 Times For Chicago Snowplow Naming Contest, Records Show share.google/viSkSgDn4JbY...

Gavin Newsom is not a great, or even good choice for president. He is an algorithm in a shiny suit.

Newsom clearly isn't enabling facism, he's just saying he doesn't want to stop it. different

Gavin Newsom gleefully trashed the belongings of homeless people for a photo opp. He is not a progressive.

“Relax, relax, I didn’t enter,” the agent replies, before telling the staffer: “If you touch me, I will grab you.” The rule of law doesn't matter to these idiots.The entire administration is corrupt; it will take decades to undo the damage they have done here and abroad to our country's standards.

I may have missed my chance to be a shining role model to our youth, but I think I still have a good shot shot as a cautionary tale.

Let's hear it for the Ford Roadrunner, bsky! #weirdcarBS #oldtoys

Vintage Weatherhead fitting organizer in yellow. These make great jewelry boxes.

Southwest Ice Arena. Crestwood Illinois. Photos taken July 2022 with my Nikon D90, I believe. Sign erected 1972

Ragon Motel- Creve Coeur, Illinois. Taken February 1st, 2020. I have not been there since, but the motel is now closed, and was facing demolition the last I heard. #vintageroadside #americana #roadtrip

Remember, bsky. There's a lot of misinfo out there. Make sure you don't share anything that is misleading.

Bruce Springsteen: [does the same shit he's been doing for literally fifty years] Dudes who vaguely remember hearing "Hungry Heart" on the radio: YOU'VE JUST LOST A DEVOTED FAN

Cronenberg's disease is heartbreaking. But now, thanks to @zakkoonce.bsky.social and Dr. Tremfya, there is hope. And a way to embrace the New You. youtu.be/cw9mTy-7ZFU?...

Fuck it man, while you’re at it take the catalytic converters off, bring back leaded gas, maybe it’ll make me stupid enough I won’t give a shit anymore

Just about to start work, but I need to say, I love my city.

Take care each other and yourselves today, bsky. Possibly another long painful day for me at work again today (and days to come) so you may not see much of me.

Hour and a half of overtime still to go.

Setting up for the Auto Show. Only 4 hours in and well over 70% on my steps.

Screw the lack of an edit button, bsky. I shall now take a devil-may-care approach to proof teating my posts.

nothing smacks of professional-grade logistics like FREE scrawled on a cardboard box in bubble letters

Don't tell the Air Fryer Police, but sometimes I don't place all of my chicken nuggets flat in the tray, but stand a few of them upright just so I can fit more in the basket.

This is what I would expect if we were even invaded by Canada. Except Tim Hortons and nicer toques.

Proof once again that Americans with do anything to keep from using the metric system.

Hey, just a quick question- if you saw Charlen Heston in "Earthquake" (1974) did you feel sorry for his Blazer? No, I don't mean what happened to it during the movie. I mean what the Art Department did to "customize" it. It was embarrassing. #carweirdo #weirdcarBS #carsky #oldcarBS #looseslots

Today's VDD Crush is yet another Suburban. Why? Because there is nothing you can do to stop me! This one is a minty '75 3/4 ton 2wd GMC squarebody, but not in condition. I love that color combo! 454 to tow most anything you want, but not fast/efficient with the TH400 #oldcarBS #weirdcarBS #carweido