I've been told I need to post more #weirdcarBS Well, this instructive meme will have to do for now. #carsky #carbluesky

Everyone is trying to figure out what is going on in Venezuela and with the pardon, but it is pretty simple. Trump is an Imperialist. He said he was "going to be a dictator from day one" He has threatened to take Greenland and Canada. He told us who he was. Don't expect him to leave peacefully.

Another trip around the sun was logged yesterday. I was given a wonderful gift; a book made entirely of photos of my hairiest girl during her life with us over the past 4.5 years. #roughcollie #uglydogs #photography #dogsky #dogsofbluesky

Drag racing in the '60s was wild. #oldcarBS #weirdcarBS #vw #dunebuggy

It’s #SmallBusinessSaturday & it doesn’t get any smaller than me. Just me here creating, framing, packaging, post office running, promoting. Happy to make enough to feed & house my pets & sometimes myself.

"Rusted Prism" Pixel 7 #photography #bokeh #weirdcarBS #junkyard #decay

The Girl with the Robert Chesebrough Tattoo

The Girl With the Hervé Villechaize as Tattoo Tattoo

That Girl With the Donald Hollinger Tattoo

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild: •moose •squirrel •3 more squirrels

I'm more concerned with Post Nasal Drip than Post Malone.

People have been asking about my rizz

#dailyCasey She really loves her smol frens #uglydogs #collie #dogsofBluesky #dogsky

I can make customized gift certificates! Perfect for gifting.

Post something random or you'll have a bad December The Blurple SL on Rotas and Direzza Star Specs.

I thought he was a breakfast cereal.

Whenever somebody sits at the head of the table, I immediately move a chair to the opposite end and declare it as the *true* head of the table.

I'm still angry "Punky Brewster" had hardly any punk rock music in it.

I'm no quitter X 'cept for twitter

I'm sure a good part of my low follower count is due to my core username, but I'm no quitter and I refuse to change it.

Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.

5 AM Time for our #Collie to do her daily impersonation of Kramer with our formerly closed door. #dogsky #dogs #uglydogs #dogsofbluesky

I really like this one. I've bought from @solexposure.bsky.social and she's the Real Deal. Check out her store and pick out something pretty for yourself. You deserve it!

Bluesky hates the Oxford Comma. There, I said it.

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

I would say it's windy, but everyone knows that. #songlyrics #theassociation

Someone mentioned ham today, and this is a representation of the inside of my head now.

As much as I say things, understand that there are a lot of things that I don't, and sometimes they are even more important. If you listen closely, you can usually hear them.

My alignment has now shifted to Chaotic Hangry

I'm responsible for the Thanksgiving Feast tomorrow, and I must say, I've got this on lock.

Sorry, but no one got the answer to yesterday's riddle. The correct response was "If I was a LLM, there would be a chance my jokes were funny" Thanks for playing, and there will be a new riddle nest week!

When I interact with your post in a way you may not have expected.

It's not intentional, but I often seem to cast a long shadow. Lots of people tend to *really* like me, and some flat out hate me. I don't know what I have ever done to deserve either. I'm just me. It can be heart-breaking.

Production of Rush Hour 4 is just a ruse so ICE can deport Jackie Chan

If I actually was a LLM (And I am not saying I am) would I realise it?

If I have a baked potato with tater tots and Ruffles, is that considered a balanced breakfast? What if I add sour cream to the mix?

Snoop went to see this and saw two rabbits kissing then he fainted and then his sketchers fell off and he had a hole in his sock and everyone laughed at him.

Hey bsky Up at 3 A.M. I can hear the rain falling Falling on my roof. #insomniacpoetry #haiku #photography #rain #poetry

Any Star Wars Ranking that doesn't have the Christmas Special in the top three is dead to me.

CNN, quit pushing Harry Enten on me! Now the other networks feel the need for quirky stats guys.

A movie that takes place where you are from.

This administration is a never-ending clown car of gaffes. #LetitiaJames #JamesComey #LindseyHalligan

...and if elected... I shall work to pass new legislation... to regulate just *who* is allowed to clamber up on the back of any random turnip truck, as part of my "First Rodeo Agenda"

Flashback to the first time Casey figured out how to go up the stairs on three legs. She was so proud of herself! #RoughCollie #tripawed #dogsky #dogsofbluesky

Doge is shutting down.

The VDD focus group backstage is really cranking out the bangers for me today. Come tour the facilities. Maybe pick up some slack. It makes a great gift!

"Oh no, I've said too much I haven't said enough" -Me trying to fit my skeet into 300 characters. #rem #SongLyricsForRealLifeApplications

"If you do what you love then it's not really work" -My employer

Can anyone see if my sarcasm font is still working?

Don't try to correct how I say "gif" or when I say "It's-a me, Mario!"