BREAKING CLAM NEWS

2014, when my hometown made the front page of Reddit. What an honor.

BREAKING CLAM NEWS from the razor clam Facebook group Because of course I'm in it.

@mrburnsns.bsky.social We will never stop winning.

I want YOU to appreciate my glorious mustache, as it may disappear tomorrow.

Breaking Clam News

BREAKING CLAM NEWS

Hold the hell on... The lady in Candyman WASN'T Gillian Anderson!?

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It shoulda been me! #SaveTheElks

Half the citizens here raised a fit when voters passed a bond to fund a police station, which replaced a double wide trailer that was rotting into oblivion. "Oh just buy some boards." The same happens when building a new school goes to the voters. But they all seem fine with this.

Riding this mustache into the World Series. GoMs!

NAYLOR FOR MAYOR

My memory is so fuzzy now. I didn't remember that in 2001 Jay Buhner didn't play until September on that epic team. Ichiro replaced him. We got all those wins and he essentially didn't contribute. And looking at the playoff roster, it's not as epic as I remembered.

It was a beautiful Sunday in Portland. Farmer’s markets, the Portland Marathon, peaceful protests, and some views of Mt. Hood. This city is vibrant, peaceful, and resilient. We do not need a federal occupation, and we sure as hell don’t want one.

What are we going to do, send soldiers to Union Jacks?

When did Vanilla Ice become a weather man in Seattle

If I was a billionaire I would use the money for good, like buying the rights to the Eagles Catalog and taking it off all streaming platforms and rescind the use from movies and radio so we never have to hear them again.

Etsy alert says we have something you'd be really interested in... That ain't it, Bud.

Uh... ?

I fudged a bit with magic eraser. #CarsOfHoquiam

Do y'all want to see a bunch of pics from the Hoquiam Logger's Playday Parade? I didn't see much controversial stuff this year, which I'm hoping is a sign of change to come. The only Trump crap was from the local Republican group's float. #CarsOfHoquiam

You leave my favorite *weekends are for the boys* town alone..

If there's been any chat on the Prelude, I missed it. I'd like to test drive it. Listen, new vehicles will continue to evolve into egg shapes and I need to support sedans and coupes as long as I can. Is it slow? Yes. Automatic only? Yes. But do you know what it isn't? A Chevy Trax or a Ford Escape.

I keep telling myself I don't need a boat...

Go! With Moon Last night I went to a screening of Craft of Speed (Mooneyes documentary) at Griot's in Tacoma. Namsayin flew in Shige & Chico for the event. Immensely awesome, and it'll be hard to top. I've been into Mooneyes for 30 years so it was just the pinnacle evening for me. #Mooneyes

Ai has officially ruined the Internet, and there's no turning back. These aren't even the right kind of clams. YOU THINK YOU'RE DIGGING BUTTER CLAMS ON THE OUTER COAST!? #BreakingClamNews

Somebody help this man! #SaveTheElks

Good grief, Betamax King has found the Maserati TC ad from 1989 #weirdcarbs

Doing some work on the Bear Gulch wildfire

Do with this info what you will...

I'm here to remind you once again that millennials don't care about chain restaurants. Once you teased us about thinking Olive Garden was "fancy" for prom, we completely revolted and built privately owned brew pubs on every corner of your mid sized towns.Go get some kimchi on your steak and a shandy

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@mrbwa1.bsky.social I spotted your plane

If you write a story about how a new car built in Japan or the EU is "now too expensive" and you don't once mention that the vehicle now faces a *much* higher import tariff than before, you haven't done your job properly.

Yeah, okay.

Oh great, how can this day get any worse.

#CarsOfAberdeen #DriveByShooting

Me vs the guy she told me not to worry about.

Me every time I think about getting a tattoo.

#CarsOfAberdeen #DriveByShooting

Thank you, LinkedIn. You really are doing the Lord's work over there.

Why is the Dow Jones doing well when economically it feels like things are slowing down?

B E S P O K E K I R K L A N D S I G N A T U R E G A R B

We had a memorial cruise today for my friend Todd, a Seattle weird car community icon who died last month. I couldn't stay for the whole thing, but I'm glad I went even if it was a long drive down and back. Very mixed emotions, but he would've liked the cars.

Photoshoot with the homies after a memorial cruise for a friend.

I saw *something* that was a modern(ish) iteration of a two door 1930's sports car. It just had to be a Mitsuoka of some kind, but I've never seen one.