It's been a while... #SaveTheElks

Breaking Clam Wisdom News www.instagram.com/reel/DTTdObN...

@mrbwa1.bsky.social Come get your people

Target associate, do not ask me who my current phone carrier is. I'll say I don't have one, and you'll point to the phone in my kid's hand and I'll start to laugh like a madman. I'm 40 or 50 years old and I know more than you

NO CLAMS WERE HARMED IN THIS SEAFOOD CAPER.

And if you ignore most of the football season, but make sure you start healthy players, you too can win your fantasy football league championship against the sports savant.

I thought I bought an Accent. It's an Elantra... D'oh.

BORREGO!

Make it a December to Remember.

BREAKING CHRISTMAS CLAM NEWS

Here's another sporty coupe from the mid-eighties. There were so many choices in the category. Prelude, Scirocco, Probe GT, RX7, Starion, Eclipse, Celica, Supra, MR2, Z, Daytona Shelby Z, Subaru XT, X1/9, etc. And the luxury stuff like the Audi Coupe GT, Volvo 780, BMW 635, MB SEC, etc.

Super busy on the earthquake front. Several in a cluster in Alaska over the weekend, now three in Japan this morning.

#DriveByShooting #CarsOfTumwater

A crime against clams

So you're saying we got new pets coming

BREAKING CLAM NEWS

2014, when my hometown made the front page of Reddit. What an honor.

BREAKING CLAM NEWS from the razor clam Facebook group Because of course I'm in it.

@mrburnsns.bsky.social We will never stop winning.

I want YOU to appreciate my glorious mustache, as it may disappear tomorrow.

Breaking Clam News

BREAKING CLAM NEWS

Hold the hell on... The lady in Candyman WASN'T Gillian Anderson!?

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It shoulda been me! #SaveTheElks

Half the citizens here raised a fit when voters passed a bond to fund a police station, which replaced a double wide trailer that was rotting into oblivion. "Oh just buy some boards." The same happens when building a new school goes to the voters. But they all seem fine with this.

Riding this mustache into the World Series. GoMs!

NAYLOR FOR MAYOR

My memory is so fuzzy now. I didn't remember that in 2001 Jay Buhner didn't play until September on that epic team. Ichiro replaced him. We got all those wins and he essentially didn't contribute. And looking at the playoff roster, it's not as epic as I remembered.

It was a beautiful Sunday in Portland. Farmer’s markets, the Portland Marathon, peaceful protests, and some views of Mt. Hood. This city is vibrant, peaceful, and resilient. We do not need a federal occupation, and we sure as hell don’t want one.

What are we going to do, send soldiers to Union Jacks?

When did Vanilla Ice become a weather man in Seattle

If I was a billionaire I would use the money for good, like buying the rights to the Eagles Catalog and taking it off all streaming platforms and rescind the use from movies and radio so we never have to hear them again.

Etsy alert says we have something you'd be really interested in... That ain't it, Bud.

Uh... ?

I fudged a bit with magic eraser. #CarsOfHoquiam

Do y'all want to see a bunch of pics from the Hoquiam Logger's Playday Parade? I didn't see much controversial stuff this year, which I'm hoping is a sign of change to come. The only Trump crap was from the local Republican group's float. #CarsOfHoquiam

You leave my favorite *weekends are for the boys* town alone..

If there's been any chat on the Prelude, I missed it. I'd like to test drive it. Listen, new vehicles will continue to evolve into egg shapes and I need to support sedans and coupes as long as I can. Is it slow? Yes. Automatic only? Yes. But do you know what it isn't? A Chevy Trax or a Ford Escape.

I keep telling myself I don't need a boat...

Go! With Moon Last night I went to a screening of Craft of Speed (Mooneyes documentary) at Griot's in Tacoma. Namsayin flew in Shige & Chico for the event. Immensely awesome, and it'll be hard to top. I've been into Mooneyes for 30 years so it was just the pinnacle evening for me. #Mooneyes

Ai has officially ruined the Internet, and there's no turning back. These aren't even the right kind of clams. YOU THINK YOU'RE DIGGING BUTTER CLAMS ON THE OUTER COAST!? #BreakingClamNews

Somebody help this man! #SaveTheElks

Good grief, Betamax King has found the Maserati TC ad from 1989 #weirdcarbs

Doing some work on the Bear Gulch wildfire