"Oh hey Slippy what's up-" "I..I frew.. up.." "What" ":("

I am struggling with simple tasks today, can't figure out what is wrong with my brain at all.

In today's Shark News

In man mode today, couldn't find the motivation to do more :(

I want a new phone, but I am not sure I need one. I'm probably just depression shopping again.

Seeing all the people with partners is making me feel lonely. Does anyone want to be with a sad shark?

Sad Story - Lexnour music.youtube.com/watch?v=g1fz...

Sensei's divining top proxy #mtg #proxy #magicthegathering #beyblade

The terf queen's wizard shit is trending. Separation of art and artist when the artist is doing harm is coward shit. Take your pick: - Continue enjoying your wizard world shit. - Have trans people respect you and be comfortable around you. You cannot have both.

I wished I liked myself enough to want to be in a relationship. My brain keeps telling that if I don't like me, how could anyone else.

Caveman Spongebob - Counterspell alter #mtgalter #mtg #spongebob

I occasionally see my eyes in the mirror and they feel feminine. Just my eyes mind you, but I hope some day I will feel that way about the rest of my body.

NODE653 Computational Housing Complex

I think I will try to play Commander tonight. I need a break from my apartment. The question is, what deck do I play so that I don't feel like I am upsetting people?

Found a can of Fruitopia from 1996 at work today. Tasted a little off, but was generally okay. 7/10

Works because he is a shit

still a fav~ #howlsmovingcastle

I wouldn't say no, money has been tight lately 🥺👉👈 ko-fi.com/ravtecyber

I had an amazing time at @vrcbark.club, and I hope everyone else did too! Can't wait to see everyone at the next one! ^w^

I don't want to go to work, but my boss is super excited that he is going to take us to see the new offices. I just want to be comfy at home.

I was reading the lotion bottle and it says it hydrates skin. So is there an amount of lotion you could use that you don't need to drink water?

So I learned something that should have been obvious to me, but when they talk about fat redistribution from HRT, they mean new fat. Your old fat isn't going to move like I naively thought.

I had an amazing time at @vrcbark.club, and I hope everyone else did too! Can't wait to see everyone at the next one! ^w^

Last push people, the grand opening is today! Let's blow this up so the hostess cries in joy at the turn out! #VRChat #Furry #FurryVR #Nightclub #GrandOpening #Party #Tonight

Last push people, the grand opening is today! Let's blow this up so the hostess cries in joy at the turn out! #VRChat #Furry #FurryVR #Nightclub #GrandOpening #Party #Tonight

I may have gotten a little high, leaving this here so in the morning I know I didn't hallucinate a Finnish dinosaur children's metal band. WTF, Finland is magical youtu.be/OwtKL26oJtM?...

I don't know what to do tonight. Do I push myself to go out and play Magic, risking having a negative experience? Or do I stay home and maybe get on VRChat? Nothing really feels like the right answer.

Would you like some shark smooches? All you have to do is share this post so my friends have the best club opening ever! ^w^

I mean I guess

I wore earrings today, it's been a bit of a while. Slowly starting to feel like myself again.

I know I am trying to cool it with TCGs, but the Cyberpunk TCG looks kinda cool. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTiy...

Sadly true

it's almost fibre optic friday

When I order a milkshake knowing full well I have ZERO tolerance for lactose 💨

I haven't had my Zepbound for about a month now. I am insatiably hungry now, I just can't seem to eat enough. I am gonna gain so much weight 😢

START HRT. YOUR FAMILY IS ALREADY DISAPPOINTED.

did a quick one and damn this film is living in my head rent free #mtg #edh

do you all understand. do you see. does this make sense.

Would you like some shark smooches? All you have to do is share this post so my friends have the best club opening ever! ^w^

BARK BARK!! It's Club Bark Grand Opening Time!!! BARK! This Saturday starting at 8PM CET with the club Hostess set, we invite you to BARK with us in brand new map created for the venue! BARK the mark on your calendars! See you there!

I was thinking, yeah TCGs are definitely part of my over spending. But the fact that my insurance doesn't cover Zepbound or HRT didn't help either. Both at the same time explains why my finances got so tight.

Hey VR friends! 🦊✨ @vrcbark.club is having their grand opening at 9pm EET on 3/21/2026! It's gonna be a pawsome time, and I'd love to see as many of you there as possible! 🎵 vrcbark.club/events/cmmgq... #VRChat #FurryVR #VirtualClubbing #Furry

I don't need it, totally don't need it. 🥺👉👈 valsnow.gumroad.com/l/HeartChoker

Nvidia DLSS 5 looks crazy

I forced myself to the office just to be greeted by my boss telling me I look sickly. Fucking awesome