Met Jared Polis once. Total asshole. No wonder he’s still a huge piece of shit now.

If somebody said I could get 400 free diapers but this woman had to be drowned in a lake, I would not feel even a little bit bad using those 400 free diapers

Yale law

this the shit I been up to

Doing a @mtsw.bsky.social on this but if Biden had said he doesn’t think about Americans’ financial situation in any context it would be the driving narrative for days (if not weeks) with second and third order stories along with being the only thing other elected Dems were asked about

Allow this Geographer to explain what the working class actually cares about

Oh my god. OH MY GOD (This is accurate)

Health insurance remains a scam

Oh wow too bad anyway Raptors/Cavs game 7 is on

Wait Giuliani is about to die? Fuck, I don’t have any champagne around

lol not how taxes work

Running this article at the end of a week where we found out Carlson’s audience couldn’t fill a Texas high school football stadium is something

My enduring favorite Jackass bit was a short interstitial where some of the guys were riding in a speed boat and Pontius was asleep so they tossed him overboard and you can see him wake up in mid air before he hits the water

So is mine

The people who made it know the tiny wife show is stupid right? Like they’re in on it too?

Hmmm maybe NEPA isn’t so bad after all, huh?

Remember, kids, if you work hard and put yourself out there in politics, one day you too can dream small

Well this would’ve been cool but I refuse to listen to Mallory Rubin for even 30 seconds so this one goes to the trash

lol Andy Ngo is a huge bitch and he should be frequently given swirlies

Meh

The record store from High Fidelity pretty much

Omg these people are fucking deranged. “We’ve got Hasan Piker dead to rights.” Who fucking cares you fucking dork?

Sigh…forcing me to pull for Platner

My best friend sat behind me in Latin and when I finished my tests and quizzes I always held them up in the air at eye level to “check my answers”

Top right is some personal news for @daveweigel.bsky.social

This one got me good

Like in NC, where our Senate President Pro Tem forced through a (new) gerrymander to get Trump’s endorsement and then still lost his primary

Fuck yes

Holy fucking shit

Kash Patel is going to file a lawsuit about that story just as soon as he sleeps this one off

Man, fuck this lame shit

I care about the environmental impacts of these things. But even if you don’t, it’s essentially the overheated buildout of the next generation’s stranded assets. There are NC towns still rebuilding from losing mills, and yet we’ve got some people still touting these as tax base generators.

Reading “North Dallas Forty” and this has got to be among the funniest passages I’ve ever read in my life

Finally got around to “Carry On” which—except for one really atrocious looking fight/crash scene—was a solid action movie.

Hold up, Dooley—a former football coach—could only muster $600k so far? I raised like half of that for a special election House race primary that didn’t even have an election date set. Shameful shit

Oh so that’s why it’s glitchy and crashes all the time

World-class crash out. You can hardly find work this pure anymore

What a way to admit that you both don’t care about and are bad at your job.

As the father of a 3 year-old: parasaurolophus

One of the best random bits was that Andy Samberg cycling documentary where Nathan Fielder lists all the drugs in the guy’s system and it goes like 50 deep and the last one is “half an Arby’s roast beef sandwich”

Why aren’t these conservative women who decry falling birth rates and a lack of teen pregnancy doing their part by quitting their podcasts and having a baby every 9-10 months until they’re 45?

I would never stop laughing if JD Vance got excommunicated due to his bootlicking

I need 0 apps to order a black coffee thank you very much

Game clinched by the guy who does domestic abuse. Hornets fans must be so proud!

Terrible fucking job, Amazon Prime!

lol well yeah Canada and the U.S. are 2 different counties. Well done, Fox News

I swear to god I played wind band concerts that were better attended than this

Beads?

Couldn’t help but laugh at the sliver of Peppa Pig in the post before the main one. Can’t even imagine where that one was going

I think if it came down to it, JD Vance would eat a plate of actual dogshit on live television if Trump asked him to and if he thought it would help him become president.