If I tweet or a skeet am I real?

Cracked oomf last night thusly ruining his hole for Sydney men sawrry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s been a while #wokeisback

Life is good so I came back here to hate lmfao

The autumn winds are cold, I like the way it bites my face, lost my guasha somewhere in the laundry that’s a shame, still get mildly triggered every time I remember the way she’d touchy god damn food constantly so ew ew ew ew anyways uhh life could be worse lmao

Time 2 clock in 4 my shift at the fake real ass bitch factory

Freak bitch who sent a company wide email to her well company to pressure us into selling sandwiches daily is back like how the fuck did she make it passed the gates of hell??? Hate ha

Had to delete tonight by pinkpantheress off my phone because that freak wouldn’t stop singing the chorus at me and it makes my skin crawl now lmao

Accidentally viewing the story of a bitch u can’t stand 👎👎👎

Mel, my beloved. #Arcane

Not our flop ex chef popping in for a visit bitch we fired you for stealing

I just b on my porch farting

I decided a long time ago that despite having a realistic opinion of myself, people not fucking with me is a sign of flawed character and lives are better improved when ur on my side :3

I feel less like crying today lmao that’s good I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

wish I could smoke while sober :/

Wait staff should be able to tell customers to fuck off 20 minutes before closing time like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Never have a felt more love from friends than being dragged like this lmfao

Really cute guy or slash possible nonbinary came in for an iced coffee today

Today wasn’t bad but it wasn’t great also I am owed a great debt now which I will collect for

Grown man having a bitch and a moan about coconut water please find your balls and reattach them to your body and gtfo my face

New coworker that turned out not to be a vibe suggested this alty graphic novel for me to read, first fuckin page is a lady making out with her cat and then proceeds to be like vignettes of like vulgar stories about losers, maybe it’s because I don’t like her anymore but like this shit is ass omfg

Disassociating on command would be a pretty neat skill tbh

Disassociating on command would be a pretty neat skill tbh

Been posting on close friends purely to hide from THAT person lmao three more days

Maybe I’m crazy but I believe their is such a thing as coming on too strong too fast even in a platonic sense, saying “I love you” and “I’ll miss you” when you haven’t even known me for more than a month gives me like the major ick what the fuuuuuuck

Four more days (not counting the long weekend) and this shit is over, god I had no idea how good I had it going to work and being chill and level with everyone lmfao

Not to be corny but one lesson I’m probably going have to keep learning is not to ignore my own feelings of discomfort lmao 😅

Witchcraft and devilry is afoot… something very very fishy is going on astrologically speaking

Man why does the stinky customer have to linger :/

Circuit parties aren’t so bad lmao

Lying about being my mates manager to get free tickets to events is working sioooooooo well hehehe

I hate the raaaaiiin I find it tiresome and monotonous

People who like extra hot milk you know that shits burnt right???

Insta saw it first but this little asshole snuck up on me I didn’t even know he was in my room for like an hour or two anyways hes an old diva ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Now why would my bitch say that

| Wedding Night | #vashwood #trigun

u got games on your phone?

Pwincess is injowed

I always find it a little disappointing when someone is a practising Wiccan and they ARENT gay like :/ what r u doing all that for

Straight men asking if our matcha is real…. No honey no

Did not know Mercury retrograde lasted for a long asf time what the actual hell

This is just how every day feels now huh

I fear that I am spiritually recovering from a birthday party that was literally pre ordained to be a boring shitty and lame affair

I can see the blood moon so I will be making creepy manifestations :} putting absolutely spooky wishes out into the universe :}}}

I WANNA SEE MY FRIENDS DICK OUT AT THE BAR

Awwww no our senile customer who used to make animal sounds at us passed away this morning :/

Why won’t my friend shut the fuck up about Caesar salad like this is suspicious at this point

My actual literal baby ^_^

Drawing and I realise I know nothing about shoes outside of the chunky kingdom hearts and sonic monstrosities