Side-by-side with the Waldo (and new threads by @cramble.bsky.social ) #digitalpuppetry #waldopuppet #spooky

*trying to seem rich and sophisticated at a party* I own a racing horse with Blanket Jackson.

Month changed. FUCKS sake

CANCEL YOUR WEDDING (if it's happening in the next few hours Live with Dr. AC, Skip Redstone, and Lucy Ba'al at 3pm Quinoa zone / 5pm hot dog quadrant www.youtube.com/live/iuKllIq...

With the black light on and off I don’t think I could ever choose

Get the fuck ready for #halloween #funfacts 2025

"Hey maybe World's Biggest Slave-Owner Memorial Highschool isn't a great name" HISTORY!!! YOU'RE ERASING HISTORY!!! [century old wing of White House being demolished] *silence*

My blood has MACROplastics in it you pathetics

First two jacks of the season

america's a really great country you just don't know him like I do plus he makes really great chili I should never have been pushy about my rights I KNEW it would make him angry

Unpopular opinion: the affordability of excellent cameras has ruined cheap movies Imagine if Evil Dead had been shot on a Red Epic. Imagine how unkind that sensor would be to how that movie got made. Imagine trying to believe in that movie without its iconic haze of 16mm grain.

Writers be like “so it’s about this writer…”

If you’re looking for a REAL example of homophobia look no further than the negative reviews for Joel Schumacher’s Batman and Robin I will NOT be indicating whether or not this is sarcasm

They made the theme song for Unwrapped by downloading a sample pack called “Latin Horn Flourishes” and just played them all in order

How do I get that job where you just go with a small camera crew to a factory and pretend to be surprised that things are made in large quantities there

The “I took a career placement quiz and complained that the computer wouldn’t let me answer ‘scream in the baby’s face’ to every question” to right wing podcaster pipeline

American fascists in movies: Statuesque well-spoken Svengali American fascists in real life: “okay, what if an alcoholic little league coach got ‘The Fly’d’ with a blobfish, and we put Nathan Fielder in charge of teaching it to be charismatic.”

I just tried a real macchiato for the first time and ended up coughing like a teen in a movie pretending it’s not his first time smoking a cigarette Tasty though

Men fear me Fish fear men That makes me the Scariest

overlap

My favorite thing about my name is it sounds like what a farmer in a 1950s b-movie would say if they saw me. "Spooky Jumpin' Weaselbones! Did you see that ugly son of a gun?"

♫ "Ooooo weeeee oooo I look just like Robert Z'dar" ♫ "Actually the lyrics go 'Buddy Holly'" "You can look like Buddy Holly if you want to, chump, I'm gonna be Robert Z'dar"

Trump famously stiffs or shorts everyone, but I’ve always assumed Epstein got his full fee every time

Turn the tru motion off in the airbnb it makes up for the bad karma from using airbnb

The only time you're allowed to say something nice about Graham Linehan is if you immediately follow it with "For me to poop on!" in the voice of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

I’m not a dyed in the wool horror fan, but I’ve been pulled into that world because of being a Skelletin Pupitt and the thing I’ve learned is that within the world of horror movies is this treasure trove of incredibly creative bonkers nonsense. Return of the Living Dead has Peewee’s Playhouse energy

When song lyrics instruct you to move “to the left” and “to the right” but they don’t have an even number of “rights” and “lefts” and you slowly drift away from your starting coordinates. Unacceptable.

I fucking hate posting politics on my fucking weasel puppet account. Look: I will vote any way I have to to try and hold back fascism. But I can’t tell my trans friends to vote for Charlie Kirk’s podcast cohost. I just can’t. The nomination process isn’t for years! Why are we acting like it’s over?

First guest to ask to be on the show!!!

I think what makes Night of the Living Dead so special is that it’s a B-Movie without the disappointment inherent to B-Movies. Loving B-Movies means ignoring the false promises of the poster and title and quipping your way through the endless dialog scenes. NoLD, on the other hand, DELIVERS.

BONUS DARKNESS!! (I wasn't paying very close attention and left this clip out by accident)

Dark! #digitalpuppetry #movies #creepypasta #spooky

Gays before and after you tell them something

Boss Rats Big Day! Page 5

Gavin Newsom EPICALLY TROLLS Trump by tweeting about the guitarist from Primus in the voice of Yugoslavian dictator Slobodan Milošević

Reposting this every day until the War on Snowclones is over

Some pics from the prototyping process for the Waldo, going back to the original laser cut “mouth board” version #digitalpuppetry #3dprinting #maker

(Gentle acoustic guitar music)

Every single British theater costume designer has an overstuffed folder labeled, “sexy hipster clown tramp”

Me before all my irresponsible purchases

I need to get in on the Australian podcast scene

Neither a dog, nor a day, nor an afternoon: discuss

your scientists were so preoccupied with who was on first, they didn't stop to think why was on first

Slow Boat on me Loaves, ya Bitch Moo Market Toffee Yo, Sip Bro’s Tea Toe Mick Hail Gore Budge Of (Excerpts from presidential cheat sheets)

where are my Rheingau Riesling Qualitätswein drinking faggots at

I’m thrilled to announce the launch of my parent corporation/debt hideyhole, Consolidated Whatch-a-ma-tron!