i’m not an artist, i’m not an illustrator, but a stupider third thing: i’m a cartoonist

i feel like this is what i would see massive and gently looming over me if i took dmt

what i liked most about about graffiti was learning new reasons to respect a drawing. it’s not always about being technically good, sometimes it’s cool because an absolute batshit mess of a person did it in weird location. and it looks like shit. but wow, amazing.

this is the only animation drama i keep up with

i am grateful to have been able to use the internet as a very public diary for 30 years now

i will thrive and get so much revenge during societal collapse

got so happy i skipped and immediately accidentally kicked a rat into traffic and then watched a guy on a motorized scooter run into a fucked up pigeon!!!!! nyc babyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

the comments on the bee and puppycat youtube are 👌👌👌

i still love the internet

coughed and it sounded like my grandma

one time i did visdev for garfield and i didn’t listen to what anyone on staff wanted and turned this liz and jon rom com concept in

mugs that go hard

if i was dyslexic i would think this was hilarious

@natazilla.bsky.social in a denny’s toy claw grab game

My favorite detail of that CEO shooting video is the witness that realizes what's happening and starts to run away, but can't run too fast because they're holding a coffee and don't want to spill it.

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hiding replies and blocking people is so satisfying it feels like i’m digitally cutting off their lips and kicking them off a cliff

boom comics wanted to re-issue the puppycat comics and have me make more. my condition was for them to go back and retroactively pay the previous artists fair rates as their original rates were very low and shitty. they agreed to something and eventually i found out it was gonna be low residuals.

You think I don't notice your AI furry avatar? You think I haven't twisted a small part of my brain in to the perfect visual AI detection tool, like some 85 year old farmer who tell you the exact weight of a potato by just touching it?

the rapture

i can’t imagine not loving something i put so much time and effort in, the experience of drawing is also so fun. i can look at every drawing i’ve done and remember where i was and what i felt making it. they are small capsules of moments of my past.

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