i’m not an artist, i’m not an illustrator, but a stupider third thing: i’m a cartoonist

i feel like this is what i would see massive and gently looming over me if i took dmt

what i liked most about about graffiti was learning new reasons to respect a drawing. it’s not always about being technically good, sometimes it’s cool because an absolute batshit mess of a person did it in weird location. and it looks like shit. but wow, amazing.

this is the only animation drama i keep up with

i am grateful to have been able to use the internet as a very public diary for 30 years now

i will thrive and get so much revenge during societal collapse

got so happy i skipped and immediately accidentally kicked a rat into traffic and then watched a guy on a motorized scooter run into a fucked up pigeon!!!!! nyc babyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

left a negative review for a bushwick vet after they killed my friend’s cat and they left an ai generated reply this is truly hell

the comments on the bee and puppycat youtube are 👌👌👌

i still love the internet

coughed and it sounded like my grandma

one time i did visdev for garfield and i didn’t listen to what anyone on staff wanted and turned this liz and jon rom com concept in

should i buy this slightly haunted little guy for myself and open it

mugs that go hard

if i was dyslexic i would think this was hilarious

remember when people would get mad at a cartoon character for not being morally good? i get it i used to go on the hey arnold forums in highschool and draw fanart of arnold’s love interests killing themselves and all the other high school girls on that forum would cheer me on 😌

@natazilla.bsky.social in a denny’s toy claw grab game

it’s true tho honestly

sorry that you’re a boring fucking weirdo loser who cannot appreciate the absurd artistic masterpiece that is the sailor moon dic dub??? i’m sorry that you’re very stupid and will never be able to appreciate true surreal media that perfectly represents a wild time in animation?!!!?!?

My favorite detail of that CEO shooting video is the witness that realizes what's happening and starts to run away, but can't run too fast because they're holding a coffee and don't want to spill it.

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told a dude on the fetish apps that i can’t draw hands and he was like “hands are hard i’m strangely good at it tho”

hiding replies and blocking people is so satisfying it feels like i’m digitally cutting off their lips and kicking them off a cliff

boom comics wanted to re-issue the puppycat comics and have me make more. my condition was for them to go back and retroactively pay the previous artists fair rates as their original rates were very low and shitty. they agreed to something and eventually i found out it was gonna be low residuals.

You think I don't notice your AI furry avatar? You think I haven't twisted a small part of my brain in to the perfect visual AI detection tool, like some 85 year old farmer who tell you the exact weight of a potato by just touching it?

the rapture