// she messed with his oxygen tank as revenge for killing her husband and he breathed farts probably

The stars look pretty tonight. I have the urge to kiss a man. A gorgeous, bald one, who's almost as tall as me, with a penchant for the color green. ..the stars are weird.

Please, refrain from slapping my husband's bald head.

In some bird species, male specimens appear more colorful and excentric to attract and impress females , even doing a dance to show their skills and beauty. Human men should do the same I think, a fine dressed man in dresses and jewels is always a good impression.

Some people just don't appreciate the miracles of modern medicine, even when you replace their organic kidney with something even better.

People here are quite talkative.. peraphs it's because they're younger. I admire such energy to connect and interest in sharing with others sometimes.

//eheh wanted to try this too :3

// mwah smoochie smooch, i like drawing them

Dressing up as a 'mad scientist' was my most base choice.

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: It is completely legal to eat human flesh in every US state but Idaho, as long as you acquire the meat legally!

Dangerous jade [ #oc #originalcharacter #oc_madeline ]

//tried using the homestuck artstyle,, both ones have papa and mama dancing :33 the other oc is Monty @lassuinmontagna.bsky.social

Some new workers have asked me how to operate the printer in Secondo's office since I've used it before. If it beeps, punch it, it deserves it. DO NOT print with colored ink unless requested, it takes too much time. Make sure you know you're sending the fax to the right person. Beware.

//putting this here cuz it's sort of relevant for her since she wears scrubs when operating :3

gave Madeline a cassock to match with Secondo :3 [ #thebandghost #papaemeritusii #oc_madeline #ocxcanon ]

I'm considering buying new collars for my dogs, but I wouldn't know where to put the old ones then. Maybe I should put those on someone.

wanted to draw her with Oyster Cookie's dress,, :3 [ #oc #originalcharacter #oc_madeline]

A spine stretcher would solve most of my problems.

// An average day at work for her

Pumpkin patch.

//,, guys,,, how to exactly pumpkin patches work,, it's not a thing here in Italy,,

I've been handed this t-shirt by one of my subordinates after my shirt was stained. It's a peculiar choice of words to display..

Maybe I shouldn't have to work so much at my age. I should have a man, younger or older, spend all his money on me because I deserve it.

I found an old dress in my wardrobe and fixed it a bit. It feels nice to look myself wearing a pretty set, it makes aging less bothersome.

I've noticed this little creature following me around.. so I picked it up and sat it on my desk. It seems very polite and cute, it stares at me.

...is this a good thing or

The high temperatures are becoming more of a bother, luckily we have lighter uniforms. Don't mind the beating heart in my hand.

The sun isn't so kind on my skin, so I tried moonbathing. The beach is more peaceful at night.

Hot temperatures... cannot sleep..

I miss my beloved. My eyes have been too busy caring for corpses and alive bodies today to look for him.

Huh. I used to be more... joyful, in my younger years.

We've been having some troubles finding space for the new burials, having to manage the space left in the Church's graveyard. I think we should send the ones that used to be annoying to the glue factory to get more space. Or maybe build an ossuary.

I've seen one of my subordinates playing a 'horse girl' racing game on their cellphone during lunch break. Not sure what's up with today's youth and their videogames, but it's better than betting on actual horses I suppose.

Watching my father make sculptures back in the day helped me apparently. With the reconstruction of facial features on the corpses to embalm. A good skill to have in common.

This is true

I've found this little creature in the gardens, it seemed calm enough to wrap around my arm. Peraphs someone lost it. I've also re-done my nails. They oddly match with this snake.

Thank God we have the refrigerator rooms down here too keep us from fainting. It's a nice breeze, if you ignore the smell of corpses.

i am obsessed with you in the unhealthiest way imaginable. i’m sorry.

i wanted her bones, her blood, her tissues, the sinews that bound her together. i would have held her next to me though time had stripped away the tones and textures of her skin.

i still want you, more than anyone else, to remain in my life. you will always be my best friend. and we've lost so much; so many friends recently. and i can't bear to lose you too.

Gustav Klimt (1862-1918), Death and Life, c.1916, Óleo sobre lienzo

i was born with my mother’s eyes. i loved those eyes until i remembered the anger in them. i wonder, will i grow up to be angry too?

Little thing I wrote based on a Secondo hc by @/secondosfemme on twt [ #thebandghost #papaemeritusii #oc_madeline]

Put down in some slides her interactions with the others through the years ^^ [ #thebandghost #oc_madeline ]

I don't think my body is built to resist this heat. We should have summer uniforms at this point...at least us who aren't cardinals or bishops.

Happy Father's day. I'll visit my father's grave today. I think he'll appreciate some flowers.

An old photo my father took when I was a kid, he caught Secondo as well. I used to have a really bright smile.

I'm interested in your opinions and inputs because I know how much more freaky you people are. Is it common to fantasize about cannibalizing your partner in a romantic undertone? Like eating his heart.. Asking for research purposes. Of course.