Laundry day had some problems, so I had to use another suit and clothes. I'll make sure my uniform will return to its supposed state.

and her ID card from 2018 that she likes to keep despite it being outdated for no reason whatsoever

// i'm having fun with this dumb brush // he sheds his clothes like lupin

// she's living her dream

// fancy fancy the dress is longer

The week has been bad, for I am feeling sick. If only there was someone to help me recover, like a bald man, with a lovely mustache and gorgeous eyes and strong hands. But alas I'll perish in my bed.

// good luck kiss

//cutie patooties ehehe was inspired by a roger rabbit short since mad's voiceclaim is Jessica Rabbit's vas (technically both the movies and shorts)

Happy New Year from the Sanitary Department. Let's hope this new one will bring more luck, good health and fulfilment. And money.

// NSFW!!! I wrote this thing a couple of weeks ago cuz i wanted to write Secondo and Mads in their 30s sexting but then I remembered that in the timeline they wouldn't have had cellphones, so they get faxes and emails It gets real silly docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I found the most perfect thing under my mistletoe. ♥️

//made of flesh madeline (i used Monica Bellucci's photos for photobash :3 )

// luckily, she got to kiss her man

//forced to lock in

Maybe stomping someone with those doesn't sound so bad.

I like saying "good boy" to old men just to see what reaction I getm

// freaky senior citizens

//not usual art style but I thought it would fit

// Lately I've been writing down some little ficlets and oneshots about my ocs and I just finished a depressing one of Madeline :D Enjoy :DD docs.google.com/document/d/1...

I've decided to try something that would make my lips stand out a bit more from my complexion, as I'm rather pale. I hope it won't smudge at the first contact with the face masks during work, but I'm willing to test its durability.

🚨This just in: Bone daddy found celebrating December 1st in festive colors

Appreciating my beloved in everyway also means I enduring him sneezing like a trumpeting elephant. I do not understand how he can be that loud, but it's a small price to pay for infinite joy.

// not sure I've ever shared them here, but these are Madeline's (hypothetical and not-really canon or directly connected) kids (magically made homunculi) First one is Sophie, Madeline and Secondo's kid, the second one is Mirielle, Madeline and Nehemiah's kid ( @bishopbrouillard.bsky.social ehehe :3

// post secondo's death madeline :3

// she messed with his oxygen tank as revenge for killing her husband and he breathed farts probably

The stars look pretty tonight. I have the urge to kiss a man. A gorgeous, bald one, who's almost as tall as me, with a penchant for the color green. ..the stars are weird.

Please, refrain from slapping my husband's bald head.

In some bird species, male specimens appear more colorful and excentric to attract and impress females , even doing a dance to show their skills and beauty. Human men should do the same I think, a fine dressed man in dresses and jewels is always a good impression.

Some people just don't appreciate the miracles of modern medicine, even when you replace their organic kidney with something even better.

People here are quite talkative.. peraphs it's because they're younger. I admire such energy to connect and interest in sharing with others sometimes.

//eheh wanted to try this too :3

// mwah smoochie smooch, i like drawing them

Dressing up as a 'mad scientist' was my most base choice.

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: It is completely legal to eat human flesh in every US state but Idaho, as long as you acquire the meat legally!

Dangerous jade [ #oc #originalcharacter #oc_madeline ]

//tried using the homestuck artstyle,, both ones have papa and mama dancing :33 the other oc is Monty @lassuinmontagna.bsky.social

Some new workers have asked me how to operate the printer in Secondo's office since I've used it before. If it beeps, punch it, it deserves it. DO NOT print with colored ink unless requested, it takes too much time. Make sure you know you're sending the fax to the right person. Beware.

//putting this here cuz it's sort of relevant for her since she wears scrubs when operating :3

gave Madeline a cassock to match with Secondo :3 [ #thebandghost #papaemeritusii #oc_madeline #ocxcanon ]

I'm considering buying new collars for my dogs, but I wouldn't know where to put the old ones then. Maybe I should put those on someone.

wanted to draw her with Oyster Cookie's dress,, :3 [ #oc #originalcharacter #oc_madeline]

A spine stretcher would solve most of my problems.

// An average day at work for her

Pumpkin patch.

//,, guys,,, how to exactly pumpkin patches work,, it's not a thing here in Italy,,

I've been handed this t-shirt by one of my subordinates after my shirt was stained. It's a peculiar choice of words to display..

Maybe I shouldn't have to work so much at my age. I should have a man, younger or older, spend all his money on me because I deserve it.

I found an old dress in my wardrobe and fixed it a bit. It feels nice to look myself wearing a pretty set, it makes aging less bothersome.

I've noticed this little creature following me around.. so I picked it up and sat it on my desk. It seems very polite and cute, it stares at me.