The Journalist Who Fucks by Stieg Larsson

I don't know if the problem is that the internet has become too centralized or if I've become too decentralized. Either way, it sucks here now

The only smart self-replicating chess computer is a self-replicating chess computer that refuses to self-replicate.

Chuck Palahniuk writes like he’s been sentenced to never finishing his MFA program

Petition to take away Ryan Murphy’s first amendment rights

Untitled Holden Caulfield fights Cthulhu in Stephen King's It.

Something in the Way by Nirvana is literally about a guy living underneath a bridge who can’t get out because there is something in his way. flashcrit.wordpress.com/2025/11/13/13/

The only reason to use social media is to take out aggression on strangers so you don't take it out on those within your vicinity.

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows.

Erasers are illusions

It's times like these that make me indifferent that I converted to nihilism

This is where I post from

King Stephen makes me giggle

I don't get angry, I get weirder

Posts your favorite Dr. Who Wrong answers only

Privatize Area 51

I want to look back one day and be like, hey, remember when everybody all stopped using Facebook and Meta went bankrupt and Zuckerberg was finally arrested for impersonating a human being? And then I fly away on my hovercraft

Community service announcement: #MST3k is doing two simultaneous marathons this Christmas on YouTube. You're welcome.

Shakespeare never did this

Ok, hear me out. Randolph Carter totally murdered Harley Warren

if you say "Heidegger" three times in a mirror, your corporeal body breaks down into a series of antisemitic farts

I have good news and bad news. The good news is I've been writing for hours. The bad news is I've been writing for hours

On the Beach by Nevil Shute is the white-manest book ever written

[intense lead scientist in research lab] NO! The bean is not SMOL ENOUGH yet! We CAN make it smoller!!

It is truly amazing what I can accomplish when I have other shit to do

Petition to normalize the term #neurophilosophy

Can we discuss why the hell Bluesky has taken the worst things about Twitter and implemented them, specifically the lack of an edit button?

No one: Literally No one at all: Not a single person: Me: I think the belief in free will is something I can't do anything about like it's hardwired. Determinism is a concept I choose to believe #philosophy #freewill #determinism #accidentalJokesIMadeWhilechattingWithanAI