Ding Dong

I see Ann Widdecombe has died. When she was Home Secretary I showed her round Drake Hall womens’s prison. There was a pregnant woman on a bed in the early stages of Labour and she asked the prison officers why she wasn’t handcuffed to the bed. That’s the kind of woman she was.

Invfightsible

It's not well known but winning the Novel Peace Price* comes with one free get-out-of-red-card. *FIFA

Lol AI is so good. If you google the actor who plays the smiley monster in From, it conflates him and an author of the same name in the ai summary. Uses his picture, her pronouns and describes this Frankenstein amalgam as both being the author and the actor.

I'm a hero 😁 I just earned Hero tier 👑 on #AltHeroes — 100% of my Bluesky image posts have alt text! Check yours: www.altheroes.com

alt 🤖 WISHING EVERY HOMOPHOBE AND TRANSPHOBE A SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE MONTH #A11Y is #POLITICAL

Huh I think I might need to learn Zig?

Repost with the Russian agent who spies on your posts

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Now designers, too, can feel like experienced developers 🥲

Friends in Europe, Like many around the globe, one of my course students recently has lost his job and is now looking for a new opportunity. ✨ Do you know any good companies in Belgium that are looking for a Frontend developer with a passion for UI/UI and Accessibility to connect him with?

If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses

So eh how do I get on another appview again? Asking for a friend

I should do a giveaway here too! I'll randomly select someone who retweets this to receive a signed copy of Daughter of Crows 🙂

League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen is great

Wow you can reply see how flat they are

Add a food to a movie title The Dark Knight's Sourdough Rises

How many billions?

My godson had a Sonic themed birthday party. The balloon was... Special

I can't get over how perfect Chopper is in #onepiece season 2

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

Soo happy to announce I've just launched my first ever solo indie game's demo on Steam!! Check it out! I don't have a big audience so even a simple RT would go a long way in reaching the right people and I would really appreciate it. #indiegame #indiedev #gamedev

No cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist Oh no

~7 years ago I started curating a list of Design Tokens resources on GitHub… today I launch something better. An updated, tagged collection of 292+ articles on design tokens. www.alwaystwisted.com/projects/dtm... more links/resources coming soon. 🙏🖤 #DesignTokens #DesignSystems #WebDev

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I'm so tired

Don't know what it is but I'm feeling incredibly exhausted today and having trouble focussing my eyes

I don't understand what the point of text generators generating text at each other is...

Wonder Man was really fun

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

Job hunting is bloody exhausting....

So I just heard this Theo Von dude I managed to avoid until now talk for the first time... People want to listen to THAT VOICE?

Holy fuck YouTube on my TV has randomly started auto-dubbing video previews in German, poorly

I’m not a big user of BlueSky (yet), but if anyone sees this I’m looking for work. I’m a front-end developer, with a focus on low-carbon, design-led, accessible, websites — often using Astro and headless CMSs like Storyblok. I’m open to freelance or possibly the right perm role 🤞

Why do you have to make appointments with some doctors and then still wait for hours, every time?

"Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you.”

Made this today. You know, because I love Mortal Kombat. That's really the only reason.

I just realized his style reminds me of Mr Bean... Which is kinda funny but I'm glad he's nothing like Bean 😅

Draw me like one of your french girls

New year, new website. Here's a little (big) write up about the evolution of my website, and some of the new fun things I built in the redesign. p.s. please don't find any bugs, thank you

Implemented this little fun scroll effect into my website (css scroll animations). Quite happy with it. Also I created the vector version of me using Affinity. Now that photoshop has been incredibly bloated with generative AI stuff, the free offering of Affinity is actually really nice! #webdev

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Got a bit obsessed with chasing high scores this weekend. #webdev #portfolio

Listening to a podcast from Friday where they're making predictions for this year and oh boy

How is viddy formed?

I genuinely think any web dev should at some point try to create their own JavaScript framework - not because we need more frameworks or anything but it's genuinely an incredible way to to learn and understand how the popular frameworks we all use really function. #thoughts #webdev