Bitches want a dumb dog until they have to rush that dumb dog to the emergency vet and pay 500 dollars to have them make him throw up a large plush fish that he decided to swallow whole. It's me, I'm Bitches, and I love my dumb dog Wumpa.

#COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN! comms are open until JULY 20. 4 slots are open, so if you’re interested and/or want to know more info, shoot me a DM!

Hey cosplay moots! Or moots that know cosplayers. Are any of y'all located in PNW (or reasonable distance to)? Putting out feelers for an opportunity next month. Lemme know! My DMs are open~☆

He looks like a pack of cigarettes

I'm going home baby

chat is he flirting? or is he just being nice? i'm bad at this @crantime.bsky.social

Describe your humor in 4 pics already on your phone

Ooo yess Black Fae Day is tomorrow…are y’all ready? 👀 #blackfaeday #cosplay

❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

I'm gonna use this to respond to all unsolicited pics from now on

mama n baby

i got to draw deep cut for this collab! nintendo switch you have served me well #splatoon #art

JoCat 2026 Subathon Day 1 - Just Chatting, Pokemon Emerald Nuzlocke, Streamer's Choice! www.twitch.tv/jocat www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kant...

Hey chat, any of y'all like vehicles and can suggest a breed of car for me? The lease on my car is ending and I'm just gonna look for a used car. Need: - Full electric (CCS1) - High safety ratings - Reliable, it's expensive to be poor - Not a Tesla - 20k or less Other than that I'm not picky.

"I don't know where to put the Abandoned Power Plant / Freezing Chambers / Altar of Flame!!" Me:

Pokopia is everything I've ever wanted in a Pokémon game y'all 😭💖💝

I didn't even pause The Raid (2011) to tell my wife. Not to make a point or anything, it just wasn't as important as watching The Raid (2011). She found out on her own and agreed The Raid (2011) better warranted our attention.

Richard Ayoade is so relatable. "A life of excellence is a boring life. I think we also need just comforting mediocrity. That's why I'm here." Yes, that is me. My mantra.

Can confirm this life hack works. I've tried it and it had a 100% success rate (out of 1)

not fair that only employees can drink from the Forbidden Soda Machine

I'd like to thank Perfect Order for existing in such a way that scalpers dgaf about it, Arceus bless 🙏

🌁🧱🚗🚸

May as well change its name to Adder-none the way I can never find a PHARMACY WITH IT IN STOCK EVERY MONTH

I love my partner a lot 🥺

Everything is better in Canada. Their Smarties are guaranteed spider-free

The Ash has been defeated #pokopia

waking up everyday feeling like

I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.

Pokemon Dyke Pokemon Fag

I miss cosplaying a lot

Wait this is the correct solution

help I can't cross the street and my pokemon are dying

What in the Wile E. Coyote just happened

Got a lil' bit fed up with myself for how much of my output lately has been fanart, wanted to try making something that was ENTIRELY me for a change. Hope everyone enjoys my new son as much as I do 🌱💙

🎐🎐✨☁️🍃

I'm at SakuraCon helping my friend @posebean.bsky.social at her booth in artist alley! Come say hi 👋

Comms open!! Taking a few comic-style commissions! Fill out the form below to get started!

Pokopia girlies Anyone else literally not see this furnace and had to make a habitat to find someone to make one. Only to find this one RIGHT HERE

when you're playing pokopia together on date night, get distracted talking, and notice your characters fell asleep holding hands 😳

When I was given the opportunity to present the award for Best Audio at the Game Developers Choice Awards this year, I took the responsibility _very_ seriously.

Heyo friends and foes! My partner's youtube channel got hacked. He is aware and is working to regain access. Please don't download anything from the recent videos and spread awareness, thank you!

girls don't want flowers girls want tom holland lip sync battle Umbrella

neurodivergent dining experience final boss:

Mental health pro-tip: Do at least one thing per day, no matter how small, that sparks joy.

Same vibes

There's something comical about my son saying "Snake is the bathroom! Snake on the loose!" and my first response being "He's joking" And my second response being "Wait who escaped"

Does anyone have a recommendation for those meal planning kits? My partner goes back to Canada on Friday and he did the cooking. Between a 1.5 hour each way commute for work, picking up kiddo from school, and everything else, having the meal prep ready to roll would be a huge help on weekdays.