I didn't even pause The Raid (2011) to tell my wife. Not to make a point or anything, it just wasn't as important as watching The Raid (2011). She found out on her own and agreed The Raid (2011) better warranted our attention.

Richard Ayoade is so relatable. "A life of excellence is a boring life. I think we also need just comforting mediocrity. That's why I'm here." Yes, that is me. My mantra.

Can confirm this life hack works. I've tried it and it had a 100% success rate (out of 1)

not fair that only employees can drink from the Forbidden Soda Machine

I'd like to thank Perfect Order for existing in such a way that scalpers dgaf about it, Arceus bless 🙏

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May as well change its name to Adder-none the way I can never find a PHARMACY WITH IT IN STOCK EVERY MONTH

I love my partner a lot 🥺

Everything is better in Canada. Their Smarties are guaranteed spider-free

The Ash has been defeated #pokopia

waking up everyday feeling like

I didn't make this, but it needs a reposting.

Pokemon Dyke Pokemon Fag

I miss cosplaying a lot

Wait this is the correct solution

help I can't cross the street and my pokemon are dying

What in the Wile E. Coyote just happened

Got a lil' bit fed up with myself for how much of my output lately has been fanart, wanted to try making something that was ENTIRELY me for a change. Hope everyone enjoys my new son as much as I do 🌱💙

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I'm at SakuraCon helping my friend @posebean.bsky.social at her booth in artist alley! Come say hi 👋

Comms open!! Taking a few comic-style commissions! Fill out the form below to get started!

Pokopia girlies Anyone else literally not see this furnace and had to make a habitat to find someone to make one. Only to find this one RIGHT HERE

when you're playing pokopia together on date night, get distracted talking, and notice your characters fell asleep holding hands 😳

When I was given the opportunity to present the award for Best Audio at the Game Developers Choice Awards this year, I took the responsibility _very_ seriously.

Heyo friends and foes! My partner's youtube channel got hacked. He is aware and is working to regain access. Please don't download anything from the recent videos and spread awareness, thank you!

girls don't want flowers girls want tom holland lip sync battle Umbrella

neurodivergent dining experience final boss:

Mental health pro-tip: Do at least one thing per day, no matter how small, that sparks joy.

Same vibes

There's something comical about my son saying "Snake is the bathroom! Snake on the loose!" and my first response being "He's joking" And my second response being "Wait who escaped"

Does anyone have a recommendation for those meal planning kits? My partner goes back to Canada on Friday and he did the cooking. Between a 1.5 hour each way commute for work, picking up kiddo from school, and everything else, having the meal prep ready to roll would be a huge help on weekdays.

Redrew a chud sideways sprite pikachu for this collab Happy 30 years of pokemon!

If I had a nickel for every time I accidentally turned something trans because I like pastel blue and pink, I'd have two nickels. Oops Mario and Luigi are trans now

In addition to the Mario Luigi Pikas, I also drew this lil FREAK

Happy 30 years of Pokemon! Thank you to everyone for our biggest collab piece yet! We had well around 200+ entries for this! Stay tuned for more mini collabs to come this year! #Pokemon30 #PokemonDay2026 #PokemonDay

Why my post keep getting eaten

Beegah #Pokemon30 #ポケモン30周年

FIRE EMBLEM THREE HOUSES REFERENCES IN BLUEY???

IVYSAUR

get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

Playing Minecraft for the first time and I make lore

I've had @discord.com nitro LITERALLY since it launched. I've been on Discord for over a decade. This hurt to do but there is absolutely no way on this planet that I'll be doing that.

Translation: UwU please turn the AR feature back on so we can collect our data UwU 😚 No

Thank you 😭❤️ Creature is home.

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If you're wondering why I've been mostly silent about issues, despite previously being very unapologetically outspoken on many topics, know there is a very good reason and it's for someone's safety. 🍁💓

THERE I AM GARY!!

I've been called in to work in the middle of the night on my day off for things less critical than what's unfolding today. Congress get your ass back here right now.