introduce yourself by what almost killed you hi, I’m hiking (15yo) and getting stuck on a ledge and very intelligently using the trunks of huge trees to make my way back down and landing on my butt and realizing there was a gigantic spiky branch like 2 inches from where I landed. also a whale

all of u named Dash are fucking COOKED

getting on my knees to give her the new years kiss she really wants

roads best posts wrapped 2025. what a fuckin year. in 2026 I vow to post even Worse

please read. throne.com/girlofthecos... $sheworeflowers ❤️

Describe your Bluesky account in one image

i have blocked people over posting annoyingly about shit I like, it truly is not that deep

the concept of a forehead kiss thru a glory hole. incredible

Me, regaining consciousness after a 15 hour goonsesh with the spirits of Christmas past, present, and future: you! lad! what day is today? I haven’t missed it, have I? Random kid outside my window: December six sevennn haha Me: ok fuck it. fuck you. your rent is going up 4x

I’d play Russian roulette solitaire with a full chamber if I ever thought something even half this

unfortunately I already have a tweet for this. I’m gonna fall off the roof and fuccing die

Me, regaining consciousness after a 15 hour goonsesh with the spirits of Christmas past, present, and future: you! lad! what day is today? I haven’t missed it, have I? Random kid outside my window: December six sevennn haha Me: ok fuck it. fuck you. your rent is going up 4x

Gamers. It’s time

💞✨💞✨In 2026 you're going to stop auditioning for people's affection and approval ✨💞✨💞

roads weird posts 2025 wrapped. was insanely hard to choose only 4. I wanna see y’all’s too

this is unfortunately urgent. was scheduled to work today but my hours were cut and we’re heading into our dead season and it’s not looking good. i also have another fund on my throne that folks can also donate to if they can! throne.com/girlofthecos... 🎁

An eminently jolly 2025 Hater’s Guide to the Williams Sonoma Catalogue day, to those who celebrate defector.com/the-2025-hat...

i write sins not trageDEEZ NU- *sniped through the head in a perfect dick and balls pattern*

Day 11 of 25 Days of Xmas is now up and live! Thank you for working on this audio @criminalva.bsky.social and thank you @ladygoddessey.bsky.social for this banger collab to end the year with. 😘 www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...

*youth pastor voice* you know who ELSE was gifted something they didn’t really want but felt too awkward to return it

What’s up chat, today I’m doing the not keeping will smith’s wife’s name out my fuckin mouth challenge

tis the season

reciting the entirety of the coffin flop monologue in VA-moan voice

Excited to share a new project: my first ever YouTube video! In the course of just under an hour, I take a needlessly deep dive into the question: we may call Silksong "the bug Catholicism game," but how Catholic is it ACTUALLY? The answer may surprise you. youtu.be/wgdwzfZl4f4

did y’all get this in your Spotify wrapped too??

Today 31 years ago the PS1 was released. In honor of Sony Playstation 1's birthday lets unironically celebrate by rewitnessing the greatest (in my opinion) bit of voice acting speech on the platform from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.

things are picking up so that means public script will be quite slow. if you’re looking for a writer that’ll work with your budget, write whatever outline you give her, and turn in work at a reasonable rate PLS PLS PLS consider hiring me for your projects!!

✨️NEW SCRIPT OFFER✨️ you don't have to think anymore, you only need to serve. (repost with some changes) www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...

how big is it. your thing. your dark soul

#DonCheadleDay doesn’t seem to have made its way to this app, but I’m cross-posting my entry anyway bc it is sufficiently stupid

why did they call it Zootopia 2 instead of 2ootopia

Black Friday deals going nuts this year

why is there legitimately a Twitter ad for “dead wife” right now

if anyone would like to contribute, i could really use a new pair of headphones. the replacement pair i recently purchased… the chord was chewed through… 😔✌️i don’t have the money to buy another. thank you for coming to my ted talk: throne.com/crayoncrayonn

this Letterboxd shit easy as hell

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Charlie Brown

guy who, ever since That News came out, exclusively refers to getting blown as “billable hours”

MY PICKLED CABBAGE ENDED UP CRUNCHY LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO

Just had the middest mac n cheese of my life, AMA

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy yeah that makes sense

pet play but it's me intently staring at the space just beyond with my pupils fully dilated, remaining unresponsive to anything you say

There is probably very little interest, but I wanted to do *something* for reaching 2k followers. AMA round 2 🥹 forms.gle/whu6noZwxsNR...

Ovulating! At The Laundromat

hopital

tonight we anger god with the baja blast tri-berry cobbler. under heaven and earth he forbids no evil and we are about to prove it

praying to Krishna for a change of scenery only to have this image immediately and indelibly seared into my mind’s eye

in honor of the passing of Dick Cheney I am deploying the following image. please be respectful in this trying time 😔

tis the season of the gourd. pies was never an option (massive thanks to @sweetandspicynerdz.bsky.social for bringing my silliest ideas to life!)