how big is it. your thing. your dark soul

this is what good pussy is like! *7 minute long video of an animal crossing player getting one-shot by the scorpion dozens of times in a row with 0 human-feasible reaction frames, the last occurring immediately after stepping outside*

no one believes in me like ads believe in me. apparently I have such deep interest in the fundamental secrets of the universe that I need to buy an electron microscope

her: you must be a single celled organism if you think we’re fuckin me, the lowly archaebacterium:

man goes to chef. says he’s depressed. says he cannot get aromatics for soup right. says he is struck with deep and sacred terror whenever he adds them to pan. chef says: answer is simple. don’t sweat it. man bursts into tears

you showed any AI “art” image to a 13th century peasant they would instantly stop believing in god so hard that it killed the pope. This is proof that we live in a godless age, mistaking graven idols for the Visage Itself. Only a crusade on Silicon Valley can purify our souls

getting your stomach pumped but it’s just diet cherry Dr Pepper. an amount that could not plausibly fit in a human stomach. a whole tardis situation of diet cherry Dr Pepper

my pet theory is that the rapture will in fact happen today but no one is holy enough to get raptured, so no one will notice

I’m ngl, bet it feels good as hell to stir a huge iron cauldron of some inscrutable soup. Witches were onto something

I’M GETTING THE FUCKASS HORSE FOOD ADS ON YOUTUBE AGAIN

tweeting “who up tormentin they Trobbio” expecting at most 3 likes, only to wake up to Hornet Silksong herself smashing me in the face with beast crest

do I have any oomfs with super strong ramen takes? looking for a good packaged ramen for specifically soup style, ideally pork or chicken based broth (spicy miso also good)

jk I’m the fucking goat, perfect game, 10/10

What I have learned about game design from Hollow Knight: Silksong

her: you must be stupid if you think we fuckin me:

in honor of the passing of Charlie Kirk I am once again employing the following image. please be respectful in this trying time 😔

*about to shave* this is for 9/11 bitch

the weaver ancestors watching me dash straight into an enemy in the High Halls arena and fucking die for the 35th time

the weaver ancestors watching me mess up the grappling hook tutorial and fucking die

the weaver ancestors watching me mess up the grappling hook tutorial and fucking die

"you should think more before you talk" - I do! I think "teehee :3" and then I post tellonym.me/ItsTeacupTim...

let’s fuckin go baybeee

“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok” I hanged myself from Yggdrasil, the All-Tree, for nine days and nine nights. I pierced my chest with the spear Gungnir so my blood and bile would nourish its roots, and the knowledge of magic and the runes washed over my ruined mind like a flood

skipped a boss in silksong by complete accident and didn’t want to and I can’t go back and fight it :(

in light of today’s events,

for $40 we got the lip gloss that nuts in you. for $60 we got the lip gloss that unclenches your jaw, fixes your hair, and massages your back. for $80, mango flavor. for $100 we got the lip gloss that nuts in you AND pays child support

10:38 am. I have taken so much PainQuil that legally I am considered to have blown my brains out

uninstalling the dating apps to find love the old fashioned way (weekly monster hunting shenanigans with a ragtag crew of oddball characters, on the CW)

POLONIUS: what do you read, my lord? HAMLET: wordslop, wordslop, wordslop

in honor of the passing of Dr. James C. Dobson I am reviving the following image. please be respectful in this trying time 😔

THE FUCKASS SHARK GUN PANEL IS BACK, PRAISE THE YOKAI

moving on a level few of u could comprehend

Okay, but hear me out: Muppet Count of Monte Cristo.

So you're telling me it's not normal for my hole to be spelling his name in Morse code every time I think of him?

I am available to brainstorm merch ideas for a reasonable price. hmu

when I say I got that dawg in me, it is specifically this one

this is just a taste of the darkness that lurks within my mind. to me, the talking heads’ psycho killer is just a killer

Reminder that my comms are still open!!!✨️✨️

ever since @meeble.bsky.social pointed out that dandadan has me looking forward to Mondays I have not been the same person

learn my attack patterns white boy

hey y’all, thank to those who’ve helped me yesterday. still needing all the help i can get today as well. please keep sharing!

hi friends, i am needing some help to get dinner and to get home today. please and thank you ❤️ $sheworeflowers

mutual Monday: reply and I’ll tell you which metroidvania attack I would use if you fought me

so this donkey kong game is simultaneously the mario odyssey, breath of the wild, and twilight princess moment for the franchise. this rules, unironically love it, this kicks ass, please take note gaming industry this is what people want

how bushin…?