Without downloading new pics, what's it like to date or be married to you?

New minisode: everything you’ve ever wanted to know about Summer Games Done Quick #SGDQ2026 but have been too afraid to ask. Includes: why speedruns are awesome, why this SGDQ vindicates our most controversial take, and which day to watch if you’re new to things! rss.com/podcasts/fal...

up late at night thinking about her (the 16 minute voice note I sent my friend who naively asked me to explain one (1) one piece meme, which contained not one but two separate renditions of Patrick Fabian’s “the one piece… the one piece is reaaaaal” cameo)

up late at night thinking about her (the 16 minute voice note I sent my friend who naively asked me to explain one (1) one piece meme, which contained not one but two separate renditions of Patrick Fabian’s “the one piece… the one piece is reaaaaal” cameo)

🚨ICYMI 🚨 Mina the Hollower is available now on Steam, Nintendo Switch 1|2, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, Humble Bundle, and GOG! 🥇Mina is currently the highest-rated game of the year, and reading everyone’s reactions has been surreal, emotional, and incredibly exciting!🐭🕯️

aged like Merlot damn

how big is it. your thing. your dark soul

Benny: truth is… the game was rigged from the start 🔫 My courier’s google search history:

couch… but Garfield

I’d blow my shit smoove off if I learned my wife was problematic media bc what do you mean I can no longer consume her

I’d blow my shit smoove off if I learned my wife was problematic media bc what do you mean I can no longer consume her

Fall Damage Can’t Hurt You Episode 3: The Hater’s Guide to Super Mario RPG Join us as we air our grievances with bad RPG grinds and celebrate the good ones, discuss why the Switch 2 is such a strange console, and play the speediest mini-game ever created. rss.com/podcasts/fal...

Disco Elysium skill checks but I'm topping

April showers bring May draft checks

in case anyone needs it: youtu.be/xwvRU8ALAbs?...

confession: whenever those “post a video you never get tired of!” tweets go around, if I see someone quote it with a dogshit video, I immediately block them. if this is the pinnacle of your taste, you have not earned your place before my eyes

New video! Slay the Spire 2's The Regent has a secret, and I'm here to uncover it. Watch to learn about the secret game he's playing, what it means about the planet he comes from, and, most importantly, whether he sucks at it. youtu.be/VNFCLWSDwL0

injecting her pussy juices directly into my bloodstream bc tasting her isn’t enough

went here and everyone said you were a concerningly frequent patron

“hey roads what do you want to eat while you’re on vacation?” open.spotify.com/track/0rxrzj...

I’ve been told I have a way with words

Slightly diminish a book: One Hundred Years of Your Friends Taking a While to Text You Back

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

teeny door is one of the best effects I’ve witnessed in this entire game

Michigan is force feeding every Gramp in town with Golden Pours topped with Frosty White Suds. This is how it fucks us. Thread

the sort of shit Boris Karloff was saying about the grinch

occasionally I say something that truly summarizes me as a person

“I got a call from dick wolf” - the dream sentence for both tv actors AND monster fuckers

Resurfacing my first video (How Catholic is Silksong’s Bug Catholicism?) in light of recent events. All I’m saying, Hornet would never have kidnapped the pope. At most she would steal his hat youtu.be/wgdwzfZl4f4?...

when I’m late to the orgy

my adult themed Easter basket - Easter candy look, it’s good

Exciting announcement for today: episode 1 of Fall Damage Can’t Hurt You is out! In this gaming podcast, you may be safe from fall damage, but can you say the same about our takes? Our inaugural discussion: Silksong is a cozier game than Stardew Valley! Listen in: rss.com/podcasts/fal...

this is like the burning of the library of Alexandria for people who’ve busted to at least one sonic the hedgehog character

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Hermes: the meanest dog you’ll ever meet, / he ain’t the hound dog in the street. Me: yeah, borzoi Hermes: He bares some teeth and brea—wait, what Me: prehensile noses dude Hermes: huh

HEY! DID YOU KNOW…it’s @meeble.bsky.social birthday today so please go smother her with all the love and birthday wishes (throne linked below if you’d also like to send a gift) Meebee Beebee, I love you so very much & I hope you have an amazing day, my beautiful corvid 🥳💜😘 throne.com/ablemable

watching a YouTube video about medieval plants that have vanished with the rise of modern machine farming and they all have names like “skirret” and “good king Henry.” deeply evil vegetables

super excited that they’ve officially enabled Claude to throat fuck your computer. this is huge for those of us whose computer has a currently unfucked throat

today I present: the only draft check that will make the billboard hot 100

can god create a face so punchable even He cannot resist the urge to punch it?

at this point, all available information suggests we should replace the Forbes 30 under 30 with a portal directly to hell

peer reviewed as a fantastic fuck

Food scientist: at last, the artificial sweetener I’ve been working on for 4 years. It’s zero calories and it’s going to change the world. Only issue is I haven’t thought of a name. Maybe… levia? Steve: I have another idea

New YouTube video: A Brief History of That Fucking Bird That I Hate! For generations, gamers have hated the birds in their games. Why? The answer, and the depth thereof, may surprise you. youtu.be/Q3EijIqgePc?...

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Benny: truth is… the game was rigged from the start 🔫 My courier’s google search history: