I'm not judging my upstairs neighbors for fucking, but I am judging them for all of the lack of fucking up until now.

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day!

We all agree that the Monster Mash was an orgy, right?

Speaking of keeping up with appearances, I have not been. Did you know that, unkempt, I am a wolfgirl? I'm Agenderflux, I've identified as pan since LiveJournal days. I'm old, being 40 is a treat I wish everyone could experience. I'm an absolute Aquarius. Appearances? Ehh *wiggly hand gesture*

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What if I just steal all of my employer's recipes and publish them in a neat little ebook for my favorite coworkers' Yule presents? What then? Who can stop me? I didn't sign an NDA, and even if I would have, fuck 'em.

omg, it's posted! 😳😅🥴🥰 #embarrassment #exposure #humiliation #SexMagic

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It's true! The only hetero I'm willing to observe is the fact I'm Agender, and sometimes I'm attracted to people with genders 🫰🌟💀🌟🫰 Queer as in smash the binary

One thing that's pretty fucked up about being an elder millenial is that people 10 years older than me often snub nonbinary identities while legit asking me if I'm a "crossdresser" or "sissy". Fucking hate that part of my community tbh

I mean, I can go back to Mastodon, and social media decentralization will continue its mission?

Big Fish

The existence of techno-fascism implies the existence of techno-communism, and that much closer represents how I feel about computers. I've been fucked out of the tech industry for 20 years for being visibly queer applying for work in Seattle. When I say I'm not surprised by any of this, I AM NOT.

If I were a social media CEO, I'd simply thank trans furries for making my network appealing and then shut the fuck up

I hate to do this again but I lost my job due to health problems and I can’t afford rent this month. If any of yall are willing to help me out I’ll do anything for you within reason. Thank you and I’m sorry cash.app/$Crystalyosh...

My birthday is a week away and I wanna sugar my downstairs 🍯✨️🍭

It's Flat Crotch Fridaaay~ #flatcrotchfriday #null #nullfem #trans #transnsfw #enby #enbynsfw #lewdsky #spicysky

Why does Bluesky exist? Wrong answers only.

Tip goal for today is $22! And I will post something juicy and uncensored as thanks. 😇😘💕🍑

Your totally casual #locktober reminder to take your meds! #chastity #over40 #agender #agendernsfw #transnsfw #kink #smalltits #stonersky

October is my birthday month and it would mean THE WORLD to me if i made my goal of 10 new subscribers this month!! ✨️💕🎂♎️🎂💕✨️

"Hot stuff coming through." Definitely in my most bottomy voice, too.

Hey Trans Sex Workers of BlueSky! 🏳️‍⚧️ A question for you; what kind of support do you need the most right now? Asking so I can fuck around & start an org, mayhaps? 👀

Do you think the generals at that Hegseth military meeting were like, this meeting could have been a leaked Signal chat

I'm looking for a fight on main today. Keep that revolution energy strong, lovelies. People need to know how I feel about "the issues". This was too long to repost, so I screenshotted and included alt text, which incidentally there is enough text space for.

Any help at all for this babe is appreciated! Times are hard, Capitalism sucks, and we have to be the ones to take care of us.

what's your sign

Hey. Until we figure out a non-plagiarism-based AI. That does not consume fucktons of electricity. Can we all stop using it. For the time being. Thank you.

It's almost Locktober! Do I? Should I? I might just.

Every National Daughter's Day is a reminder of what my family really thinks of me. They don't unless they need something 🫰

Yall know I don’t even make minimum wage doing this right Right? I have tried to find other jobs but I’m not a very good hire on paper (trans girl that hasn’t had a regular job in 3 years) We know this yeah? Cuz sometimes I feel like folks don’t understand why I do this. It’s all I got.

Pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me pay me

Cisgender Ideology has gone too far

Small towns are silly. My new boss's assistant is a local photographer I cyberbullied after he expressed some homophobic views (religious type) on FB. Now I know she hired him for the position directly after she got some photos done by him. Good thing my ass is collateral.

It's the ones who don't tip that expect the fucking most out of you, I swear.

One time, I found a $100 bill on the ground outside the weed store. Fast forward to today: I gave someone $5 on the street. He says, "I hope you find a $100 bill!" Brother, my prophecy has been fulfilled.

Get to know your mutuals...in no particular order, post 10 things you like 💚 Body Positivity 💚 Computer 💚 Tattoos/Piercings 💚 Industrial/Breakcore EDM 💚 Sex Positivity/RA/ENM 💚 Red Pandas 💚 Leather 💚 Vinyl 💚 Kink 💚 T4T+

Do you know how many goddamn raptures I've been threatened with? Doesn't even phase me anymore. If Christianity had any weight behind it, I would have conspired to kill God by now.

7 followers until 2400 :) I’ve got a nude ready for you guys once we get there so let’s make it happen ;) 😘

Some "today" projects of mine include: - Making chocolate from cacao nibs - Finishing fixing my coworker's computer - Collecting more recipes - Stardew Valley (playing counts as a project, no?) Yeah, I'm feeling pretty boring, and not very productive lately, but its not bad for a day off 🦚

Wishing everyone a happy Fall of the empire

Pretty modest compared to how I talk irl 😇

Hey @profanity.accountant What the fuck is up?

Plz subscribe to my OF. I'd be much obliged.

Know what I love? Industrial sabbotage where no one gets hurt,but trade secrets are made public.

Chat how do we feel about mushrooms in our energy drinks? Am I now anointed in holiness?

Riot Masturbation

Your beliefs and rights end where my nose begins

Republicans are terrorists, Democrats are complacent in terrorism. Always have been, Dick.