Not so much as a "Happy Pride" this month. We used to fight class wars together. Now we're just fucking broken.

I'm really on the fence about leaving Instagram and hosting my own pixelfed. I could do it at no extra cost, which is why it's an option.

Asking, "Is it a tool or a weapon," but with doctors.

Telling you right now, Seattle Pride is going to suck without me, and not the other way around 😤

I deactivated my FB because I'm tired of people only reaching out to me to tell me I shouldn't post something. Full fucking villain arc ahead.

Damn, my spirits are so crushed, I don't even want to masturbate before work. I just wanna get the day over with. I feel streamlined for death or something. Send thoughts and prayers. It's the only thing ppl are offering these days.

Here's to a beautiful weekend! As we celebrate Pride, and joy in our LGBTQIA+ community, a reminder that your zoo is a safe and welcoming place for everyone. If you are attending the Seattle Pride parade, wave at us when you see our Woodland Park Zoo team! 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ 📷 Carson by animal keeper Megan 🌈

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Oh yeah, that's a cold front. After 81 degrees F yesterday? I'm hoping for some Donner und Blitzen

Like, if anyone wants to buy me one you’ll get free content forever. Maybe even a private call?

Please repost this if you like seeing my nudes!

Eww, I filled out two resumes and a brutal application. Please clap 🥺

It's not weird to talk about this. Almost every SWer has an artificially inflated follower count. Mostly it's just bots. But in some cases it's the accounts of real human beings. Bluesky treats MA like bot behavior. Bluesky does not care abt Gaza. Bluesky doesn't GAF abt mutual aid.

Just a heads up bc this is my oldest and most valuable profile. I'm going to attempt hosting my own PDS today. If I fuck it up, I might lose all the data associated with this acct (posts, followers, etc). If I win, I'll become an un-moderated bad bitch.

No state has, or ever will have, a "right" to exist. People have a right to exist. If your state violates and denies the rights of people as it's policy, your state is an enemy of all people.

Haters like, "You're trespassing." But I don't speak French. Are you accusing me of 3 passes? Ohh, you think you own the land? Be fr

The resource wars are fucking annoying. I'm just gonna steal.

I took a 3 hour nap and woke up at 10:30p. Love that for me 🥰

First of all, yes, but hear me out: Transdimensional octopenussy invasion as a natural response to enby erasure? Nature's evolution sure is beautiful.

Look, you can't argue trans women need to reveal their identity to potential sexual partners, AND claim "we can always tell". If you need us to reveal that, then you can't tell, if you can tell, then you don't need us to reveal it. Its one or the other, be consistant with your bigotry at least.

Alan Greenspan is dead, but my old pedo roommate, who worshipped him and Ayn Rand, is deader. And I just think that's beautiful.

This sure would cheer me up 🌞🌦️🌻

The quickest way for you to get my customer service voice is to start recommending movies and shows I didn't ask about. Thanks, I won't be watching that.

One person on the planet gets to call me "dad" and everyone else on the planet can fuck right off into the sun. My dad is a sorry piece of shit who occasionally hits my PayPal just enough to remind me he's still alive. My kid's mom ripped her away from me for being a trannyfag. My kid loves me.

Don’t yall think I’d look hot covered in tattoos? You should send so I can get some this summer. I only have 5 😭

C'mon, she's **really** pretty and in need of a daddy figure 🥺🥺🥺

But have you considered this?

Hey hi hello can I have some help eating and getting groceries and surviving all my work is free I’m a cute journalist I’m trans I. Work hard I don’t have income for red scare reasons

This morning's cold brew went straight to my nipples #transnsfw #over40 #tits #nipples #agender #sinfulsunday #spicysky #queersky #transporn #slut #queersbashback #genderfuck #genderqueer #gendervoid #chaosmagick

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Normalize telling advertisers they owe you money for speaking at you.

It 👏 pretty 👏 much 👏 is ...👏

The best $10 I ever spent was to get into an industrial fetish-metal show, getting pulled up on stage & dommed for an entire song, and watching one of my first internet friends get blasted in the face with fake cum. Ahh, to be young again.

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I hope all my local queers are having FUN at their Lil queer prom. Adult proms are weird. Like, yeah, I wish my high school dance years were different. That's why I start raving hard and trying substances at 17. To each their own, I just love being around gay people and feel like I'm missing out.

Blocks from the border, but miles from the nearest country and only water between us.

I just successfully made my first round of collard greens, and let me tell you how I succeeded as a non-Black person: I asked a Black person who I know and trust.

I don't think it's crazy that my goal is to make $1k/day for the rest of my life. I recognize that it's goals on top of goals to get there, but I am a problem solver. That's exactly what I think my time is worth, tbh.

All my clothes are old, rotten, and falling apart, and I just want a new pair of New Rock boots. This world demands balance. I suggest a human sacrifice of the trillionaire persuasion 🧐

Ohh, that's fun! My velocity is shit lol 😆 you are all so nice for tolerating me.

Black, Queer, and Sexy 🦇 And damn proud of it too. #CruorCore

I have been stressing a simple computer repair for an entire month, it's finally over, and I fucking win! I learned A LOT about how I do myself the disservice of under-charging my time and how I need to fix that immediately while also adopting a NOTAFLOF business model.

We all gotta get more gay

Babe, if you really loved me, you'd get me a Flipper Zero 🥺🥺🥺

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Yooo, any contribution towards this is a good thing, and it's probably going to need around $60+ if we're being real. Soooooo, white ppl pay up! Juneteenth starts pretty much now.

The thing they don't tell you about calendars and time is that years like 0 or 1 happen retroactively, but the only units of measure we care about are the measure of a day, lunar month, solar year, and geologic time scale. Gregorian? Fuck that dumb pope.

Or triple it. But only if you're really wicked.

Fun fact: Out of my 1,300+ followers, 784 of you are real. So, about half. Like, maybe 10% of those numbers are adored by me. If I ever had 78 likes on any of my posts, that would be like going viral. Oh well, there are two types of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,

Maaaan, nobody fuck this guy