GHORMAN HOTEL CLERK!

Homage must be paid.

I just got this email, and thought "where's Retire?"

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a David Seymour, must be in want of an old-timey circus cannon (from which to fire him).” - Jane Austen, possibly

Wow (thread)

Post a warning.

I have a big ask. My 9yo son is autistic and he’s been raising a betta fish he named Kevin. Yesterday He asked if he could “share a photo of Kevin with the whole world“. I don’t know if this will work, but a dad’s gotta try. Like and share if that’s your thing. Kevin says hi! 🐟👋

Fuzzy sweaters? Pill issue.

One for the block list.

Cutting an aluminium door insulation strip with some long-handled metal cutters, holding them close to my body, and not realising that one of my testes was between the handle, so when the strip suddenly let go that testicle got squeezed rather uncomfortably.

Add one letter, ruin a movie. Top Gurn

Gandalf: I suppose you think that was terribly fucking clever.

How to lose a customer:

Strands #66 “Can you digit?” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵🔵🔵

No hints, no extraneous words... Strands #61 “A shade envious?” 🔵🟡🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵

Wild Wild West Side Story

Winston Peters to Chumbawampa RE: Tubthumping #nzpol #satire #kikorangi

SCENE: Interior, morning ME: There's a job going at the Seaview Marina, apparently. HER: What is it? ME: It's a big place with boats, but that's not important right now. HER: (stares blankly)

Quentin Tarantino's Macbeth

Hamwallet

This is not a drill:

WIMDY

imagine being so stupid you think you can "review" a treaty. bro it's already agreed with its signatories. there's a whole ass tribunal making sure it's honoured for their descendants. you reckon you're gonna renegotiate with people from two centuries ago? fucking idiot. gibbering moron nitwit

Finally deactivated my account at the other place, after waiting five days for my archive. I have a number of codes for here, if anyone knows anyone.

#eqnz Just a little one?

Well, this was a surprise. Wordle 837 2/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #dailywordleclub

Is YOUR child texting about 15 minute cities? Get to know the signs: smdh - Shops? Meagre distance homeward lol - Local! Oh, local! imho - Infrastructure means helpful options lmao - Let's mosey about outside tbqh - Totally biked quickly home wtf??! - Walked too far??!

Drop something colourful from your gallery

I've put some new prints for sale up on my store! Hyperfocus Photography: Neurodivergence and fine art photography, together at last. Plus, I continue to be Very Good at writing Very Serious titles for my work... hyperfocus.photography