not spoilers but the fierce tyrant set's been added to the trophy crystal shop

i'm not spoiler tagging this because it is a legitimate thing people need to see: If you have photosensitivity issues PLEASE turn your monitor's brightness and contrast down. the third alliance raid is incredibly bright VFX spammy and painful, and i have heard the post raid CS is even worse.

:O

FRIEND AND I GOT FLASHBANGED AND SIDETRACKED BY BASED

actually also its so funny to imagine what vrtra is up to during heavensward and the dragonsong patches. my man muted the first brood groupchat long ago and is hoping that nidhogg hasn't noticed yet

important

ok, i got the Patch Update

🥹 can't wait to see.....

7.5 soon which means two week spoiler embargo for me!! anything i wanna talk about wrt msq or anything spoiler-y will be in rot13 o7

gonna start posting like this from now on

I JUST REMEMBERED THIS THING MY FRIEND ARTHUR SAID ABOUT NA POTTY FINDER

this weekend i collaged a poem of sorts based on some of the conversations i overheard around fanfest. each line was said by a different person at a different time. so... let's meet again!

yeah

>RT on fanfest day 2 i got a news notif while walking back for the concert and it was just like this

Ready for tomorrow

Even though I think it's natural because people start playing MMOs at different times in their life-spans, having played XIV since 2.0 drives me nuts because of how much expansion revisionism that happens as time goes on. People act like DT is the worst xpac when HW almost killed the game lol.

typa shit city guards be saying to travellers nowadays

zenos voice I need burn through the candle of my life. This is the sole pleasure I know, and it is the sole pleasure I have to share. And so I come before you. To issue challenge and offer My Eyes Are Further Up.

You know, maybe it would be easier for new players to get through A Realm Reborn if the FFXIV community didn't treat it like a literal chore. Like required reading, or the vegetables you have to eat before getting dessert. Maybe if we just call it good--which it is--people will actually LIKE it.

Which one of you was in Haukke Manor getting your back blown out this hard

URIANGER THE LAKERS NEED YOU

periodic reminder to play morrowind NOW❗❗❗

The WoL when there's less than 8 people before a trial

Hulkenberg

yeah #evercold

My polite and effective way of saying this is this screenshot and a heavy handed but gentle stare at…quite a few of you.

LRP p9s mario kart LC

The WoL when someone sent out a strat link that sucks

that guy on the official forums that called g'raha a homewrecker would be losing his mind at a cardboard cut out

is this part of evercold

if you are mad, direct it at the square CEO and use it to fill the survey! there are plenty of folks who don't want to use ai with bosses who beat their employees over the head with it. it's good that koji pointed out he was forced to use it. now there is an opportunity to tell the CEO to fuck off ✌️

To anyone that needs to hear this: It's okay to completely rework, change, or alter your OC whenever you want. It's okay to be excited about what's new. It's okay to make a new shard whenever a new reflection is announced. It's okay to retcon or re-write your lore whenever a new expansion drops.

*Hands you this*

Sassy Grampa

Evercold MSQ summary predictions

zenos viator galvus, remembered by all for his long hair and fat fucking ass

i think a lot of people are (understandably!) jaded by the game, burned out by the community, etc, and no one wants to let it go easily so much love & respect to those who did/admit they haven't been feeling it! but it's really, realy nice to see sparks of adoration again.

"MTs are tops!" "MTs are bottoms!" "clearly MTs are subs!" "OTs are cuck tanks!" no no no no the OT WILL kiss the MT with tongue on a strict schedule for optimised DPS rotation which actually makes the HEALERS the ones sitting in the cuck chair thank you for coming to my keynote analysis

my tanks are dying bro. theyre dying to damage snapshots trying to perfect parry.

checking on Twitter

"xiv enjoyers ahould preface that everything leading up to ShB is a slog" No. earn your way to ShB by Reading The Story

just went back and checked since I missed it, I can't believe YoshiP got the CEO to come up and basically apologize for not giving ff14 more money in the past

おめでとう！ #ffxiv