I hope Joanne Rowling is having a terrible day 🚬😎💋

Almost tried to drink from the glass I used to mix the herbs and spices for my parmentier potatoes.

My credit card has a zero balance for the first time ... probably since the first Covid lockdown tbh. Time to celebrate by immediately using it to order expensive takeout. Wait, no.

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

Someone requested to join the Area 42 community on LJ in this, the year 2026.

old.reddit.com/r/legalcatad... Bless this smol bb.

No one sings Shaft quite like Bart and Lisa.

My suspension of disbelief is broken by Dean Winchester never seeing Zombieland or Shaun of the Dead or literally any zombie movie.

Don't even, knee. You've been fine for six days. You're fine. You're 100% dflkjdshglkdjsfhgdf I'm old and have a bum knee now, don't I.

@fairyflesh.bsky.social I'm sorry, I ate that ramen yesterday when I got hungry and so I won't be streaming it for your birthday after all.

Doing laundry for the first time in almost two weeks. Seriously considering sending it out to the launderette down the road next time. Now that my parents have moved across the city, I think I genuinely will for my bedding. I hate not having a tumble dryer.

My UC work coach is already five minutes late to this video appointment. I'm afraid I'll have to sanction him.

Oof, the packet wasn't lying about this ramen being spicy.

NOOOOOO. Netflix noticed my ps3 workaround and won't be supporting it from March. Alas, Cobra Kai and Seinfeld, I knew ye well. See you in the seven seas.

Aw, Honkai Star Rail sent me a birthday message. When's the last time I played that? I know I would love the latest update but what a slog to get through the other stuff.

Making my cat watch Digimon Beatbreak. (I'll get back to Runaways asap.)

"I trust you, Alex." the four most damning words in Marvel history

oh shit MOLLY HERNANDEZ MY GIRL

My cat made the mistake of getting close to me. I LOVE YOU BABY CAT LET ME HUG YOU. Okay I'll get up and give you breakfast.

At some point last night, I spilled Jack Daniels on my shirt. I smell like a student union.

I had to turn on my heating. Booooo.

There aren't words for how much I despise Nat/Bruce. Worst thing about Age of Ultron. Just write fanfic, Joss.

This is it, 13/02/26, I first realised that JD (John Dorian from Scrubs) had the same "name" as JD Vcunt. (Sorry, my internal filter still won't let me use his real name.}

Lord of the Flies is good but kind of A Lot, probably not a binging (bingeing?) kind of show. So I'm back to my new addiction, Upload. Greg Daniels, you magnificent beast.

Tried installing the RAM I took from bro's old computer. Failed, and in the process fucked something up so my computer only recognises one of my 8gb sticks. Time to open this bastard up AGAIN.

Calypso is enjoying Lord of the Flies. There's lots of shots of small animals she'd like to hunt.

I wish I could buy one egg at a time. I've breaded my chicken, what am I gonna do with these other five? Keep them until May and throw them at any Reform cunts campaigning in the area heyyy there's an idea.

Today's quick grocery order to supplement birthday fun: Jack Daniel's, garlic bread, two cans of "passion star" (lol) martini, six eggs. Party time?

The first of the birthday emails is in: a free waffle from Waffle House. Alas, still none in Scotland.

"Brits don't need a day to celebrate stealing land from people. To us, that's every day." #shrinking

We have always been in the erasing/rewriting history period of history.

"In college, I was bisexual Gaby for a semester until I decided cooters weren't for me." "That sounds kinda fun." "It was, but vaginas are a lot." It's true. #Shrinking

A friend has suggested I make my future nibling watch the Holiday Special before any other Star Wars.

I was gone for twelve hours so my cat is now sitting in my lap. Great, except I didn't have time to put on the ps5 first. At least I grabbed a beer.

What a fun early birthday evening (not). At least I got F4 on Bluray from my sister! Will watch the gag reel and deleted scenes on my actual birthday, which will just be me and my cat, no stressed out family drama, woooo.

@fairyflesh.bsky.social did you know we share a birthday week with vince gilligan

The Lego Enterprise is currently in stock. But no, telling myself I'd rather keep my money for a Switch 2 whenever the new Fire Emblem comes out.

Dad found some DDR4 RAM in my bro's old computer. Feel like I'm holding gold dust. Half tempted to try selling it instead of adding it to my own desktop.

It's okay, neighbours. I was just flattening some chicken, not beating someone up.

Picked up a Catholic newspaper. Exciting stuff.

My spine did not agree with standing in a muddy cemetery for almost half an hour. The free beer is not working as a painkiller. I have also had enough Catholicism for at least another two years.

My first time in a Tesla. I was flummoxed by the door handle. I promise I am very smart.

"You should never overestimate the extent to which the BBC changed this country by giving endless airtime to Nigel Farage, other far right extremists and the Tufton Street junktanks, while shutting out progressive voices." – George Monbiot

Got my mum's bday gift sorted.

The new Lord of the Flies adaptation apparently comes out on Sunday. I think I'll binge it on my birthday. Bourbon and a TV version of my favourite English class novel, why not.

It's generous of Italy to have allowed JD Vance back into the country after he killed the Pope.

I still generally prefer Tesco for grocery deliveries but I do appreciate how well Morrisons keeps you updated with app notifs. My groceries are being unpacked outside right now!

I thought my knee had healed but I guess going out for lunch triggered it again. I am not leaving this bed until Monday.

There was a trail of empty (and half-empty) Buckfast bottles between my flat and the bus stop. Neds were out partying, I guess.