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@chelseathepope.bsky.social
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It’s so quiet here I am so happy
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Darkest Whimsy ➡️ Coming Soon!
14 days ago
Hey all, meet
@chelseathepope.bsky.social
one of the cast members of Darkest Whimsy 😈 Chelsea is an incredibly talented comedian and actor. We are thrilled to have her at the table rolling dice as Mimimimimimimi, the extremely beautiful High Elf Bard!
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Just completed 72 hours without my vape. I have allegedly done significantly harder things than quit vaping but I have amnesia about all that stuff. So embarrassing. Googoo gaga I miss my binky. Blessings.
3 months ago
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I have not vaped in 24 hours, anyway I can’t believe I forgot how good Last Holiday is, Queen Latifah is so delightful, she has such a way with the staff and fellow guests, she really deserved to go on that trip and treat herself
3 months ago
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Imagine hating me and I’m just in my bed at 2pm watching a tiktok explaining how the grinch was a taurus
3 months ago
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Just found out it’s bad luck to blow out an incense stick, you’re supposed to swirl it. This explains everything. I have to call my lawyer.
3 months ago
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We don’t need ai-generated raccoon media!!!! You cannot improve on perfection!!! And you are depriving the real ones of water to soak their trash in!!!
3 months ago
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Customers love my whimsical sense of humor
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4 months ago
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I handle all customer complaints with grace and humility
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5 months ago
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I have been raptured! I am writing this from heaven! They gave me a phone bc I got bored and started chewing on the halos
5 months ago
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Lauren McKenzie
7 months ago
Hello yes this is my friend Chelsea Pope, and she’s fucking hilarious :) If you’re looking for a little joy in your life….. hard recommend
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Lauren McKenzie
10 months ago
Once again sending love to my nerds especially
@chelseathepope.bsky.social
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I went to a psychic yesterday & she kept asking me who Michael was & I couldn’t think of any Michaels in my life so I just pretended I dated one & she told me Michael passed a demon onto me & offered me a cleansing for $1k & asked me if I had a bathtub anyway good morning ☀️
10 months ago
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I’m watching videos of hedgehogs you’ve never seen, floating in bubble baths you could not possibly comprehend
10 months ago
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I love being a waiter. One of my coworkers had us draw straws to decide who would get to be cut early tonight. Real straws. Incredible. I won too. I will carry around the little piece of straw for the next year and see what else happens
10 months ago
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Based on real events
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11 months ago
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Lauren McKenzie
11 months ago
We love
@chelseathepope.bsky.social
in this house
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Lauren McKenzie
12 months ago
I just feel like this is the perfect crowd for my hilarious and wonderful friend
@chelseathepope.bsky.social
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Sorry for crying earlier. I underestimated how much a walk to get a coffee and a pastry would improve my mental health. Sorry in advance for tomorrow too.
12 months ago
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“Don’t worry about missing work ok you’re sick just try to take it easy” haha no. I am an hourly employee. When I try to close my eyes I see dollar bills on fire
12 months ago
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I’m still not convinced my studio apartment isn’t haunted even tho I’ve been here 13 yrs and nothing’s happened, like I think they’ve just been going easy on me waiting for me to get financially and mentally secure to finally do their thing. Gonna have to wait longer tho haha
about 1 year ago
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Old guy passed me earlier today while I was wearing a mask outside in Los Feliz and said “happy halloween” but you know what ppl are just out here finding the fun
about 1 year ago
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Kenny Kenoir
about 1 year ago
@chelseathepope.bsky.social
three years and one day ago
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Being sober on thanksgiving was mostly great I only worried about the wine getting lonely a little
about 1 year ago
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Gladiator 2 was ok but I cheered the loudest when the guy sitting in front of me scrolling his phone the whole movie got confirmation that the couch he was looking at on fb marketplace was still available
about 1 year ago
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I know I never post here but I got 100 days sober yesterday and treated myself to a discount sundress and fancy coffee and I’m telling everybody!! Thank you!!🤗
almost 2 years ago
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I am mediocre and spend most of my time alone I’m so happy to be here. This feels right. Thank you
over 2 years ago
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