People that give limp handshakes are fucking weirdos.

Lets play the game of, where in Ireland am I. If you get it, you get 100 points. Points can be spent on prizes. Get the correct town and you will get a bandcamp code for an album!

Lets play the game of, where in Ireland am I. If you get it, you get 100 points. Points can be spent on prizes. Get the correct town and you will get a bandcamp code for an album!

So 5000 people didn't decide to all buy my discography on bandcamp while I was asleep, providing me with 4 years of living money, and that's fine, but it is also highly unethical and frankly disgraceful. Now I have to work for a living. How dare you. Have a nice day. limneticvillains.bandcamp.com

Price slash! 50% off my FREE online synth that you can play for free! It was free before, now its even more FREE!!! Tell your family, tell your friends, call up that EX you're still not over and tell them about this musical instrument! Tell a priest. Preach! limneticvillains.itch.io/limnetic-synth

I start my new job tomorrow. If 5000 people buy my discography between now and when I wake up, I'll be able to quit on my first day and live like a king for the next 4 years. Just an idea. limneticvillains.bandcamp.com Or if a rich person wants to pay me minimum wage to make music for them?

If you had to choose between being probed by an alien that looks like a small blue giraffe with long fingers, and you don't know what it did, if it put something in you or took something out/ eating nothing but bin food for the rest of your life, that would be weird. Luckily you don't have a choice.

When's the last time you covered yourself in beans and offered yourself to Satan?

We need to stop collectively lying. We can all remember being born and it was awful. Just admit it for once. I know it's traumatic but it's time we stop pretending nobody can remember it.

is wired about to shoot me

Price slash! 50% off my FREE online synth that you can play for free! It was free before, now its even more FREE!!! Tell your family, tell your friends, call up that EX you're still not over and tell them about this musical instrument! Tell a priest. Preach! limneticvillains.itch.io/limnetic-synth

This has to be the best political slogan I've ever seen on a sign. He's won the sign slogan contest.

This is my kind of Dublin.

Preview of the twin to Limnetic Synth. The Villains Drum-Synth. Coming pretty soonish! If someone wants to finish my goal on Kofi I can shove out this working but buggy version though! Ha. Otherwise, I'll hone it a bit more! ko-fi.com/limnetic Limnetic Synth: limneticvillains.itch.io/limnetic-synth

I don't think anyone should make fun of that Yungblud dude just because he looks like Ed The Duck, it's not nice.

This is without doubt the best toilet in Dublin. 10/10 would recommend. I asked the staff if there's any good karaoke bars they could recommend but they weren't helpful, but the toilets are brilliant.

I have added this disclosure to my HTML synth project. I'm not hiding anything or claiming to be an amazing coder, I am a shit coder. I generally avoid LLMs, despite experimenting with them in the past- I am not a fan and am ethically against generative AI. Being transparent.

This is fun

Heres a little shitty video showcasing my FREE HTML synth. Here it is running on my shit android phone off a browser, used the screen recorder. It's really weirdly powerful! You can get some insane sounds off it. Go play with it! Tell your dork friends too. limneticvillains.itch.io/limnetic-synth

This feels kind of dirty.

Heres a little shitty video showcasing my FREE HTML synth. Here it is running on my shit android phone off a browser, used the screen recorder. It's really weirdly powerful! You can get some insane sounds off it. Go play with it! Tell your dork friends too. limneticvillains.itch.io/limnetic-synth

Until I get my first paycheck from my new job next month it's still tight times for me. If you dig my music or like my current synth project(s) I've set up a new goal on Ko-fi. ko-fi.com/limnetic/goa... Or check my music out! limneticvillains.bandcamp.com

Pretty major update to my Limnetic Synth! It now exports WAVs, it has a new mod section, it has a visualiser, there's a voice stealer so it should be a bit more slick on underpowered devices, you can now save and export/import presets, new sequencer modes! limneticvillains.itch.io/limnetic-synth

If you think my HTML synth is good fun, wait until you get a load of my next project, based on the same architecture, I'm working on a drum synth, and it's already sounding wild. If anyone fancies buying me a coffee via Kofi I think I've earned a few! ko-fi.com/limnetic This is a beast being born.

Pretty major update to my Limnetic Synth! It now exports WAVs, it has a new mod section, it has a visualiser, there's a voice stealer so it should be a bit more slick on underpowered devices, you can now save and export/import presets, new sequencer modes! limneticvillains.itch.io/limnetic-synth

Looks like I found one more 16 bit sonic fan game to sink my teeth into, although I'm not sure if I like this one, the bosses seem weird as hell.

Prolific genius. jimebrown.bandcamp.com/album/dirt

Does repetition piss you off? How do you deal with hearing someone repeat the same 10 anecdotes in a loop over and over again? I check out, fuck.

Does anyone else do that weird thing with the plastic wrapping on cucumbers where you cut the end off and reuse the plastic to cover back up the cucumber and you end up with like a plastic condom to keep it fresh, but its weird because its like you're putting a condom on a cucumber? But it's sane.

The Day of the Jackal (1973) poster art. Released #OTD.

The next James Bond should be Gary Oldman in his Jackson Lamb persona.

It's so weird that half of everyone was formed inside their maternal grandmother, in the form of eggs their own baby mother grew. That is odd no? Technically half of us is almost as old as our mothers if you wish to view it that way. Have a nice Saturday.

Weirdly I guess- off the back of my HTML synth a French record label have sent me an email wanting to talk about my music. Glad I left a link to my Bandcamp on it. I actually don't think I'm interested, but that's cool. If you check out my free browser based synth feel free to give me feedback!

In case you missed it, I released a software synth anyone can load up and play in their browsers. Give it a go and let me know what you think, tell your friends, send it around! Enjoy!

Right, bam, I've done it. Here's my HTML synth, free for anyone to use! You can run it directly off this page. It might be buggy in some situations, I like to think of it as charming. This is the first piece of software I've ever put together, I'm proud! limneticvillains.itch.io/limnetic-synth

Here's another quick glimpse at my HTML synth, just showing off the sequencer- although there's a quirk to my synth which many would consider an error- I think its brilliant. There's a glitch engine which when turned on begins a chain of reactions under the hood, artifacts, sound errors etc...

I'm really proud of the fact I've made an almost fully functional synth that should work via almost any browser, its kind of fucking nuts tbh. It's so close to being done, but there's all these little tedious changes and small bugs to iron out. You fix one thing, something else breaks...

Another preview of my almost ready for release HTML based synth. The thing is quite capable, I'm rather shocked by how much functionality I've managed to get out of it. There's an inbuilt way to record and export wav files through any browser you run it in. Interested?

Love this.

LOL I knew I had received some money via Kofi but I forgot I put this up and this is how they sent me cash, I'm so amused by this. Thank you.

I've been busy programming a rather complex html based software Synth that is compatible with basically everything, because its html. Tbh, I think its fucking amazing. I've gone through a few versions, and I'm still working on it, and it definitely needs a better name, but here's version 5 so far...

Does the Pope shit in a bear?

I heard the other day that Vans are basically Dad shoes now and everyone under 25 considers them old people shoes. That's really funny to me for some reason.

I had a really weird dream where Trump and I were in a room and he explained to me that hes actually a force for good and the media is making him appear evil, when the reality is very different, and he took me by the hand and hold me everything will be ok. Yuck! I'm obviously very ill.

I recently asked the loyal fans of my music to send me recent photographs of themselves, I think you'll agree they're a cool bunch. Thanks guys.

I have discovered something truly amazing. A falafel and avacado burger with goats cheese, djon mustard, tomato sauce and mayonaise. 4 falafels cooked in an oven, brioche bun lightly toasted, big tablespoon of goats cheese, half an avacado covered in mayo, the falafels have a few squirts of tomato.

IN case it wasn't clear, this is an invite to submit your independently released music for review! Check the link for details but it is FREE and low friction!

Right pop pickers. I have joined a new platform, an alternative to Bandcamp, Subvert. It's their official grand opening today as a platform. Even did a slightly cringy artist bio for it. I've uploaded 3 of my albums there. www.subvert.fm/limneticvill... Worth it? I dunno... Allow some pondering...