For the next week only, I've lowered the price of my side project indie rock album to just a single euro! Grab it if you want! Why not? If I sell 100 of em that's my food covered for next week! Worth a try! Check it out! I'm quite proud of this one. vampiretree.bandcamp.com/album/vampir...

Monster friends snack it up!

For the next week only, I've lowered the price of my side project indie rock album to just a single euro! Grab it if you want! Why not? If I sell 100 of em that's my food covered for next week! Worth a try! Check it out! I'm quite proud of this one. vampiretree.bandcamp.com/album/vampir...

The temptation to ask menthol Doris (That's the name I've given her) what perfume shes wearing...

No, you know what, I'll enjoy the fumes, I'll choose to be positive about the fact this weird lady stinks like a menthol factory in heat. Maybe I'll start tripping if I breathe in deeply. This could be fun.

Oh my god it's like huffing paint with some mint leaves thrown in for good measure and turpentine. Maybe a hint of spray paint and deep heat. I don't know how my eyes haven't started watering. I think if I sparked up a cigarette we'd all go boom. This lady better not come in contact with any static.

Travelling really early today, why did a lady that smells like 100 bottles of vics rub decide to sit near me? Dear god. I think shes used an entire bottle of the stuff, if not more, and whats worse is, it opens your airways so you can smell more of it, ha.

For Valentines Day this year why not tell your other half to go fuck themselves and instead listen to my music all day instead, you horrible hag bastards. ...is what I would say, if I cared at all about what you do with your time on the 14th of February. But I don't care. You filthy scum. Love you

What I have learned from putting up a picture of pale fucked up wrong meat online and stating it looks wrong: People on Threads will argue about anything at all. Some of them think 'inorganic' means evil, as such they think salts are evil and they don't understand what minerals are.

We seem to have a new postman and I think he might be really fucking dumb. Dude is delivering something than can fit through a letterbox, I didn't answer in time. I get to the door to see a note that was put through the letterbox to say the package has been put over a side gate...

It's very rare that I see a video of a musician talking about their music and themselves and don't think, jesus christ, what a fucking knob. And sometimes they make good music, but they just come across as knobs. I don't think I'll ever willingly do a video interview. It's not for me.

Home of the fucked, land of the dumb. www.rte.ie/news/ireland...

I forgot about this hideous scene. I was in a Lidl a few weeks ago and they were selling these very pale packets of wrong coloured Italian Antipasti, yellow and grey wrongness. Who the fuck would buy this? How did they think it was alright to put this out for sale? Would you buy it?

God damn this is a sexy looking guitar.

Bandcamp actually isnt doing anything to properly get rid of AI music in any meaningful way. These accounts have been reported over two weeks ago and they're still up. Both ran by the same con artist, and hes making a bit of money from the goths. bloodtwin.bandcamp.com netfraleet.bandcamp.com .

Added an extra month onto the release date of my next album to make sure everything sounds great. If you care, I don't. The new release date for the full album is the 20th of March. I know for some of you, you'll probably get angry and throw people out of windows. I'm ok with that.

If you didn't get anything for Bandcamp Friday, I got you. Here's a code for my album Multiple Divisions, just had its 5 year anniversary! Take one/pass it on! Love from Ireland! Redeam at www.bandcamp.com/yum pjg4-wbta gshd-g5xx 2hcc-7fep dehc-5mf2 p8c4-bteh ufjq-vcs3 lnfp-hvwc c795-324s

From the album Pump & Dump. limneticvillains.bandcamp.com/album/pump-d...

The world might be falling apart in many ways, sicko billionaire freaks running the show, corruption, fascism, capitalism feeding off everyone, but my poached eggs are fucking class, so there's that.

still celebrating 100,000 plays on bandcamp. Tis the season of love, so get in the mood with out 'valentine's' album:

Substack is making money from newsletters promoting “virulent Nazi ideology, white supremacy and antisemitism” One, NatSocToday has 2,800 subscribers, charges $80, and describes Hitler as “one of the greatest men of all time”. www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...

True story.

I was out and about earlier and there was this kid on the street maybe 4/5 just shouting out over and over and over again 'I did a fart'. I almost broke and laughed but I managed to hold it to a smirk. His parents had given up, you could tell, they were so fed up. I think the kid is gifted.

If you didn't get anything for Bandcamp Friday, I got you. Here's a code for my album Multiple Divisions, just had its 5 year anniversary! Take one/pass it on! Love from Ireland! Redeam at www.bandcamp.com/yum pjg4-wbta gshd-g5xx 2hcc-7fep dehc-5mf2 p8c4-bteh ufjq-vcs3 lnfp-hvwc c795-324s

Poached eggs are so good, I am so glad I've got the technique down, they're easier and faster to cook than all the other kinds, less mess too. Why did I think they were hard to do for so long?

Bandcamp Friday is over now and you all failed me! You bastards! Haha, I jest, thank you so much for sharing my stuff and thank you so much to the people who bought my music, it wasn't a very good Bandcamp Friday, but that's ok, all the support is really appreciated and I won't starve to death, yet

There's 4 hours left of Bandcamp Friday, if two people buy my discography in the next 4 hours that's my food covered for next week! 15 albums of indie rocky psychedelic electronic dancey weirdness for less than €20. Go on. That's so much music, treat yourselves! limneticvillains.bandcamp.com

There's 4 hours left of Bandcamp Friday, if two people buy my discography in the next 4 hours that's my food covered for next week! 15 albums of indie rocky psychedelic electronic dancey weirdness for less than €20. Go on. That's so much music, treat yourselves! limneticvillains.bandcamp.com

I dont know what to say about this. Apparently professional ski jumpers might be injecting their little prawns to make them temporarily larger so they xan get bigger ski suits with a bit more material for when they jump... That's dedication... ...nutters.

Someone I care about a lot just got out of surgery and sent me a message. I am very relieved to hear from them. I was awake all night worried and waiting all day to hear they got on okay. Now I can chill out. Also, buy my music on Bandcamp. :)

I think its going to be a bad Bandcamp Friday. But that's alright.

It's now Bandcamp Friday. I make indie rock thumpy electronic weird dancey oddness. I also have sod all money. If you buy my music today, you'll literally be feeding a musician! Shares help a lot too. All the best from Ireland! limneticvillains.bandcamp.com

Bandcamp Friday in 4 hours. If you like indie rocky, dancey, weird, sometimes gothic electronic thumpers- all proceeds go to me (chronically broke, recently bankrupted by a new toilet). You’ll lit be feeding me if you buy my music! Love from Ireland! x limneticvillains.bandcamp.com/album/delusi...

Woohoo

That's you that is.

Thanks to the folk who bought my music on Bandcamp, helping with my plumbing problem, here's the old loo leaving and the new one coming in. Hash tag: obscure indie musicians toilet trip Buy my music tomorrow on Bandcamp Friday and help me fully pay for my new throne! limneticvillains.bandcamp.com

I have finally mastered the art of the perfect poached egg. Achievement unlocked.

I had no idea the remastered version of sonic 2 for android included a finished Hidden Palace Zone, I fell down this pit in the Mystic Cave zone and I was like WTF, what a surprise! Shit boss though. I was not expecting this little easter egg, what a surprise! A few bugs on this version though.

Another track added to my last ever Limnetic Villains album, this ones an instrumental, called Fucking Fascists. limneticvillains.bandcamp.com/track/fuckin...

Waiting around for my plumber dude, thanks to the folk who bought my discography yesterday, that actually helped a lot, tight times. My plumber dude is really cool, started telling me last time he was here how he used to drink with rockstars in the 70s in London, Geldoff and S MacGowan.

All the music advertising gurus tell you to have these lengthy elongated music campaigns with videos and talking and emails and basically badgering the shit out of people. I just tell everyone I'm fucking off, ask you to buy my music because my loo is broken and post some Bandcamp links sometimes.

Threads has started showing me a lot of ultra depressed peoples thoughts for some reason, bleak stuff, final messages sort of bleak, which is a really messed up thing to (for some reason) repeatedly show me, a random musician dude that hasn't interacted with that shit at all. Or to show anyone.

Buy my music because our toilet is broken and leaking and we need to get a plumber out tomorrow and they cost $$$, and also the music is decent too I think. Dancey indie rock electronic oddness. Give it a go and help my toilet flow! 🪠!!! 🚽!!! #plumber limneticvillains.bandcamp.com/album/delusi...

Today I got two chaos emeralds, sold a few albums and cleaned up a few things, what did you do? Sonic 2 is still one of the best games ever made. The mobile port is quite good but it also makes it easier than it should be as you can see more of what is about to come.

My album Multiple Divisions is exactly 5 years old today. This is a purely electronic album I made using only glitchy VCV rack at wrong sample rates on a shit laptop and Sunvox, with programmed drums/editing in Logic. It is a mere €5. Bouncy stuff. :) limneticvillains.bandcamp.com/album/multip...

Buy my music because our toilet is broken and leaking and we need to get a plumber out tomorrow and they cost $$$, and also the music is decent too I think. Dancey indie rock electronic oddness. Give it a go and help my toilet flow! 🪠!!! 🚽!!! #plumber limneticvillains.bandcamp.com/album/delusi...

The world is so fucking nuts, I wouldn't put it past them.

1/5 Someone on Threads asked about people that 'make music using AI'. I replied they dont make anything, AI spits out a remix of stolen things. The person seems unable to get my point, because they are brain dead. Cool. But someone else replied too. A very sad man whos wife has left him...