can’t wait for The Pitt Season 3 when they have an episode about chinese peptides

my favorite “real housewives” franchise is the portland city council

hearing you have 10 days to spend $2000 of your parents FSA money is some of the best news you can get as a chronically ill baddie

i think that Luigi Mangione is the modern day OJ Simpson. both super high profile cases (where we know they did it) and where the police fuck something up!

every airport should have a yarn store!!

AND i’m gonna turn on motion smoothing before i go

love that i’m now known and recognized by both of the coffee shops near my work, but i fear this is also a sign i may be spending too much money on coffee…

was doing some research on exercises for TMJ and came across this incredible article title …

genuinely devastated that these Grey’s Anatomy clogs i found at goodwill didn’t fit

wood soup asmr in one ear. conspiracy theory podcast in the other ear. time for bed

sent my dad this pic - his response was “nice. lasting love requires accessible infrastructure.”

concert venue workers who take care of the ADA section are braver than the US marines

can someone PLEASE start making fancams of the portland city counselors or at least highlight reels???

can’t wait to get merch from the mall pope kiosk on my next visit home

just say you’re horny for him and then shut up about it !!! F-tier city councilor imo

saw some feds taking advantage of the amazing portland food scene at the domino’s on 21st and division today

i love watching through the window while people make embarrassing attempts at parallel parking on division. i get some sort of sick enjoyment out of it and also it makes it really obvious that parallel parking isn’t on oregon’s drivers test.

ok for real does anyone have any recommendations for songs that have the same vibe as paprika

this season on survivor seems to have a lot of evil men: lockheed martin guy, marvel movie producer, a potential furry who plays smash, and a correctional officer with nipple piercings.

bonding with my bf over the baggu x BART collab drama 🩷

“the podcast i listen to while falling asleep” ❌ “the tiny old woman who lives under my pillow and whispers secrets in my ear” ✅

get fucked gary

“we have barbie and ken at home”

great soundtrack for the rapture tomorrow open.spotify.com/track/1eBGNW...

happy rapture eve! don’t forget to put the body and blood of christ out before you go to bed 😋😴

drove two hours to astoria to finally go to broders - and it still took less time than waiting for a table in portland!

experiencing a modern day Romeo and Juliet story right now - two FX2 stops, both alike in dignity (but on opposite sides ot the street)

… and he got some. i am weak to his charms

Big Yarn is getting hit by tariffs and I’ve never felt more vindicated for all the yarn hoarding I’ve done

just did the math and since april 8, 2025 i’ve watched 307 episodes of Grey’s Anatomy, meaning i’m averaging 2 episodes a day if i stay at this rate, i’ll be caught up with the series by november 14, 2025

when I say I’m squad deep in the clack this is what I mean

When I really mean when I say I'm Bisexual

sobbing over greys anatomy while my bf sits next to me reading the trimet budget

I mean COME ON!

my main takeaway from tonight’s love island episode is that i wanna know more about huda’s ham and cheese sandwich bc that looked delicious

oregon republicans may have ruined the transit package but they couldn’t ruin our anniversary dinner! (even though they tried)

can't wait to get home and ask my boyfriend if he had a "big day at the office" but instead of "at the office" i mean "on bluesky"

Now we're talking

Love Island USA must adopt Ranked Choice Voting

Waluigi Mangione

nice to see people exercising their 3rd amendment rights

just discovered that they got rid of the hot pocket crisping pouch????? i’m devastated.

my gf suggests everyone involved should be allowed to change into their pajamas. gotta agree

occasionally pausing my gay dating reality tv show to check up on my bf who is live tweeting the city council budget hearing. life is good.

bf is going grandpa mode: scrolling bluesky on his ipad

i love seeing what my boyfriend is up to on his work trip 🥰

boyfriend gone for the week, time to turn motion smoothing back on the tv 😈 #justgirliethings

i was on the trimet neurodiversity bus and everyone there knew you

guys i’m watching conclave and i take it back — no vaping pope!!! we don’t want the vaping pope!

time for the vaping pope, amiright? (i haven’t seen conclave)