✅ - knows how to party.

Still looking for a bunch of help on this.

Friends, I am again hosting an exchange student for the upcoming school year. This time my family is being joined by a 15 year old girl from the south of France. I love our country, and I love showing these kids the part of America worth loving, and that is the generosity

Got a new robot vacuum for the house and cannot stop laughing at what I named it.

Dude missed the “selfless” part of “selfless service.”

She’s always been trash.

Took the LSAT today. It was fine.

Why does she look like an overripe pineapple?

Homie.

I reached out to the VA today about mental health therapy so…progress.

I’m the kind of tired where it’s really hard getting up in the morning.

In case you forgot, I’m still that guy.

Bro I literally just want to walk.

Simple Sara going mask off racist should surprise no one. Her stupidity was always going to catch up to her.

Yes I’m alive. No I’m not well. Everything is terrible.

Ladies and gentlemen. It was a pay for play Harvard certificate program that has nothing to do with the subject matter of her book.

She literally has fake tits.

22 years distilled down into one 24” x 12” box. *MSM my former boss put me in for literally the day after this was ordered not shown.

Two weeks ago* I officially retired from the US Army after 22 years of mostly honorable service. Today I picked up my little retirement gift to myself. *I’ve been slowly separating since my heart attack last year, the Army just moves very slow.

Poor guy had to deal with Ramadi 05-06 AND be married to her? I hope he has a great mental health professional on his side.

Sometimes when people eventually self-select, it’s not actually a bad thing.

Does she not realize that the federal shutdown and the complete ineptitude/maliciousness is EXACTLY why they were protesting DOGE/Trump/etc? How the fuck is she consistently of the dumbest fucking opinion on any given subject?

When do I stop being so sad all the time. I miss my boy.

I’m just so fucking sad, man.

Goodbye, buddy. I’ll love you forever.

Sammy has been struggling for a bit. It’s time. He’s tired. I don’t want him to even have a day where his suffering outweighs the love we have for him, and I’m worried we’re quickly approaching that point. I’m losing my best friend.

Making the phone call to schedule my 14 year old dogs euthanasia today for later this week - if you're wondering how I'm doing.

Everyone is talking about the new Taylor Swift but no one is talking about the new Ole 60. Listen to the new Ole 60.

Turns out - I haven’t been making fun of this dork ENOUGH, which is hard to imagine.

Vibe check.

Do fun things.

@justinchirps.bsky.social still getting it done over on FB. Immortal reply.

Proof of life update. Went to the Sox game with an old friend last night. Fenway was electric.

National hero.

Congrats to everyone who voted for Trump to fix the economy and to “protect children.” Turns out he fucked both.

It’s so wild that 9toedviking dude is still trying to beg people for money. 5 years of grift.

As one does.

Also - Hamilton is doing well.

After owning a house with a pool and doing all the pool maintenance myself for about a year, I have finally had enough. So today I finally purchased this little robot cleaner fella and I’ve honestly never loved anything as much as I love it.

My first running 100+ mile month. I’ve become everything I once used to hate.

For some of you with MAGA’s in your life:

I haven’t had a caprese salad all summer and that is seriously fucked up.

So - a couple people mentioned being interested in doing this again, so I guess I should do it. My family is again hosting an exchange student in our home for the school year. This year the girl is from Lithuania. Something I did last time was to ask friends to send something small…

So - a couple people mentioned being interested in doing this again, so I guess I should do it. My family is again hosting an exchange student in our home for the school year. This year the girl is from Lithuania. Something I did last time was to ask friends to send something small…

For those of you who remember me from..the other place: We’re hosting an exchange student again this year. Just confirmed yesterday. 15 year old girl from Lithuania. Very excited about this.

I carried their anthem, convinced it was mine Rhyme-less, unreasoned conjecture kept me in line But then I stood back and wondered What the fuck had they done to me? Made accomplice to all that I'd promised I would never fucking be

Saw the Counting Crows in concert tonight and I think Adam may legitimately hate singing “Mr. Jones.” Dude sounded incredible on everything else - but man he mailed it in on that.

Good.