I’m starting to suspect this Mitch McConnell situation is a dry run.

Deliberately Elevating Idiots

“Our biggest concern is that the credit card companies are going to be A-OK.”

There’s bubbles then there’s BUBBLES. Boundaries are healthy.

Was it Doc or old Jingleballicks that said “The first one is for thirst and the second is for taste.”? I’d get up and grab my copy of Sweet Thursday but I have salsa to eat and cats to scritch. #sweetthursday

Scared money don’t make money.

Gotta go for volume:

Holsey be like “Dammit.”

I’m pretty shocked it hasn’t already happened. We are an armed populace.

Fast food places do not want you inside their building at all. Like aggressively. I’m surprised they even do dine in anymore. Damn private equity.

I love a good reason to scream “JADE HELM!” into the abyss.

D all the way. G a length back.

@busterespn.bsky.social I just listened to you on the Tony Kornheiser show talking about bringing back hitting to baseball. You mentioned the ‘68 season and lowering the mound but has there been any discussion of lowering the mound again?

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I’m really happy for Keon Coleman.

Marlon laying it out.

who would be the funniest journalist to break the news

okay my friend in the White House press pool says he’s going golfing today, everyone stand down, good practice run great job team we can get a few more drills in before the big day

@justinchirps.bsky.social still getting it done over on FB. Immortal reply.

Brown people beware. It’s a trap.

When this man posts “Listen…” That’s like the bat signal. E.F. Hutton if you are old enough. We all obey.

My wife’s Alma mater made me think of @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social Everything is tuberculosis.

Erin has the chance to do the funniest thing ever…

Motherfucking wind farms…

I didn’t realize CEO season was still open.

I love a late model champagne colored mercury Sable with a set of horns on the hood and a receiver hitch on the back.

George Takei is a fucking badass.

They didn’t put those nets there to not be used.

The old gods demand it

True

Boy. Russian commitment to the “fell out of a window” bit is hardcore.

He’s mad they didn’t march right and he’s gonna send them to war for it.

This is true.

You spelled Missouri wrong.

Can we have more LGBTQ electricians and plumbers? Cause I think we could use more of them and graduate majors.

Growing up in Houston in the ‘70s collecting Pearl beer bottles caps cause they had cool puzzles. #70s #Oilers #Luvyablue

And in an unexpected twist, it turns out the most punk rock things of all are supporting public broadcasting and patronizing your local library and not cheating on your homework with AI

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

Mom throwing hands like a boss.

I follow this account because bunnies are lovely.

Beautiful

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Oh hell yeah.

A rich woman displayed her dowry…

One brazillion dollars

March softly and carry a can of soup.

@foxworthshow.bsky.social Radical take: eliminate the 3 altogether. Just see how it would evolve.