I was boarding a plane to Orlando and there was a family behind me with a few young kids. One of them dropped their sippy cup and I knelt down to pick it up and a massive hand appeared along with a voice saying “it’s okay I’ve got it, thank you”. None other than Giannis Antetokounmpo.

Special shout-out to the “Narration Voice” vocal preset in Logic

I wish I could express my feelings about finishing finals in 5 days in any way more accurate than “this summer is gonna be a movie fr”

A week ago I barely knew what civil procedure was. Now, I have become civil procedure.

The Pope doored me on Milwaukee Ave

I’m like the anti-Clarence Thomas the way I only use the 14th Amendment to analyze any con law question 💁‍♀️

Wearing a mask to class to not spread my illness but also to hide how disgustingly chapped my nose is

I received a 1099 from *redacted promoter* literally today and I’m so mad bc I always wait to file until the last min in case something shows up late, but because I filed TWO DAYS BEFORE THE DEADLINE now I have to amend. If you send your forms this late you should have to pay my taxes on it.

Smart phone make me dumb Whiskey make me numb Women make me… mmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmm

Okay I’ll admit it! I love music!

When you see this you know you’re about to read the most insufferable judicial opinion

They paved paradise and put up a Small Cheval

Who wants to make one of my songs go viral so I can afford to get the new Mario kart (and switch ig)

I am embarrassingly obsessed with this song that the kid from the Finding Nemo Jr meme just put out. JB vibes. Yes I know all the words. Yes it also sent me into a Justin Bieber phase. Purpose and Justice are great albums. youtu.be/YBbwrm5xP9w?...

Watching my 3 year old cousin and only thing he wants to watch is videos of people playing a tractor simulator

Sometimes u just gotta reach your boiling point and crash out for your body and mind to reset to being chill

me tomorrow at my friend's wedding when anyone asks me how school is going

s2g this is the shit that made me quit softball/sports in high school lmao

didn't realize daylight savings was happening THIS WEEKEND I am full of a level of joy I did not believe imaginable.

Listening to “Jazz In The Background” playlist for studying today and Moon River came on and I am finally realizing it is one of the best songs ever.

Wind gusts are 44 mph but it’s February and in the 50s and choosing not to bike commute today goes against my ethos

Retirement Party is going to the UK for the first time this summer with Carly Cosgrove!!!

Midwest “false spring” is such a beautiful thing.

Reading any Supreme Court decision is funny because it doesn’t matter if the conservative opinion is the majority or dissent, Thomas always has his 4 sentence opinion that the conservative’s position is not conservative enough

Throwing my hat in the ring for some appointed position to shake things up. Anyone need a Supreme Court Justice? A Pope? I’m here and ready to wreak havoc and fix some shit.

Azzie appreciation post! I love this sweet girl so much.

*first semester taking Contracts and Criminal Law* wow I think I like law school :) *second semester taking Civil Procedure and Constitutional Law*

Ears have been popping when going down from California to Logan Square stops on the blue line train. Like it’s happened a few times now but like I feel like the elevation change can’t be more than like 40 feet max right???

Someone at the American Bar Association ate their Wheaties this morning.

was at the dispensary and a green day song from uno/dos/tre came on so now im listening to the trilogy and it really does transport me back to being a teen full of excitement for the future and dreams of getting to play music up on a stage in front of people.

in the era as a songwriter where i have so many songs and think 0 of them are good enough lord save me

Help I have furrowed my brow too much and at the ripe age of 27 have furrowed brow wrinkles

my law school bestie described 1L as a "book club" and i thought that was really cute but damn what an expensive ass book club we're in together

trying to use tidal and the audio quality is so much better than spotify but they're missing a lot of music i really like and the mobile and desktop apps have some weird bugs. please tidal don't make me want to go back.

make art. make so much art. make shitty art. get better. share it. share it constantly. be weird. make stuff you don't think anyone wants. we want it. we need it. just keep going.

Might as well just make as many unconstitutional executive orders as you want! Not like the Supreme Court is going to stop them all!!! And it's not like they even could in a timely manner if they wanted to!!!

Always felt like I related to this lil dude but perhaps never more than I have in the last two weeks

Was assigned the 2019 Supreme Court case where the majority determined the federal court couldn't influence/interfere with partisan gerrymandering because it was a "political question" that was left to the legislature aka the people WHO ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PARTISAN GERRYMANDERING

Man, all I wanted after the Lions were out was for the Chiefs to not make it to the Super Bowl.

Our third EP "An Unbearable Weight" is out now. We are so proud of these five songs and are elated to finally share them with you. Thank you to everyone who has ever listened to us, bought merch, let us sleep in their homes, Strangers, Friends, etc. AGC on top 2025

every winter this album comforts me in my seasonal depression. thank u hovvdy tidal.com/browse/album...

I ain't know who Jordan Phillips was 7 days ago but he's currently my favorite football player, bc fcking MOOD.

Okay I have an idea: Crosby Stills Nash and Young except its Sabrina Chappell Chari and Troye

crying and listening to Vincent by Don McLean on repeat and bluskying a lot today yeah I’m a little depressed what clued u into that?

the dream is dead. watch sports. alienate the crowd at your show by talking too much about sports. go back to school. get a law degree. learn to crochet. make crochet projects in the colors of your favorite sports team. gift everyone you love with crochet projects of their favorite sports team.

'bout to be one of those bands everyone hates because they don't play the old shit everyone loves anymore because it makes them feel dead inside.

Starstruck by Monty noticing me😭🤍💙 we love u too king👑

ben johnson and aaron glenn moving on to HC positions!! why is my coaching staff being gutted!! why does this feel so dooming!!

do you ever look at all the things/products in our world and think how the fuck do all of these different things get made?

Finished first semester of law school with 3.75 gpa!! I fear now I will have to believe that I am smart!!