When North America is horny on main and showing you that Tenseness is the old brown eye.

I'm deeply saddened by the lack of bears in union suits. This is your time to shine. Carpe Buttflap!

They should comply and send a fully redacted copy of the rolls.

My employer makes me come into the office two days a week and charges me $2.59 for a cup of coffee. Meanwhile leadership is confused by why people hate coming in.

Breaking news!!!! reviews are in for the new Melania movie

Falstad's voice line of "Aerie Peak, I failed you." is delivered in a Scottish accent. It sounds like he's saying "Hairy pig, i failed you" to me, and once you've heard it you cant unhear it. #blizzardcharacters

Current mood.

Where's Jamie Lannister when we need him.

"Lucky" for me, a gen-x man, when I put on a santa hat I look like eff'n Santa.

I'm getting a Greg Bear "Darwin's Radio" vibe, but probably just aliens.

I want to see a spy drama where the protagonist thwarts an attempt to use a laser microphone by suction-cupping a vibrating dildo to the window.

Too late. I skipped over stuffing and when straight to "winter weather is like sex. You never know when you're going to get or how many inches it'll be."

Current mood.

I prefer to provide a more artisanal experience for any of you interested in a second option.

*Spoiler warning re:Wicked*. A person complaining about people spoiling Wicked points out that not everyone gets to see Broadway plays... which is a fair argument. He blocked me for pointing out that the book is 30 years old. For the love of God don't watch the Wizard of Oz (1939) on Thursday.❄️

This is what deeply closeted cries for help look like. This dude just wants to be called a "good boy" by his daddy bear top.

Who was your first porn crush? Jake Tanner and Ed Dinakos. While they both definitely fit the mold of gay porn star, neither is really my type any more. I was deeply influenced by my first boyf, who was a bodybuilder himself and had a physique not unlike these two.

I met a hot guy at #Santiago and he agreed to have dinner with me at my favorite Palm Springs restaurant, Pomme Frite.

Following the procedure someone is going to have 207 bones in his body. #halloween #letsplaydoctor

I've seen this picture previously and I did think "What in the Benoit Blanc is this nonsense?"

I sat down in the hot tub this evening after setting my cocktail down out of reach. The struggle is moist.

In blue states where Trump owns golf courses local governments need to erect wind turbines in clear view of these spaces. Trump like to create chaos to keep normal people off balance. Its time we introduce some chaos into his life.

Tell me you've never read the bible without telling me that you've never read the bible.

Vacation is just two weeks away. I can't wait to ignore the American political hellscape for a couple weeks while naked in the sun, drunk by a pool. See you on Arenas for Halloween. The Toolshed or Palm Springs Leather Pride, and all over PSP for Pride.

I want to believe it's perfectly normal to salivate when I see a guy with fat nipples.

Hate to make everything about Andor but this is exactly Stephen Miller's plan. Keep dancing in the street inflatable customed Portlandians. #wearetheGhor #thegalaxyiswatching

Maarva's monologue ends with Brasso kicking the imperial officer in the chest. In the ensuing melee he uses Maarva's funeral stone to bash some random combatant. The stone is literally made of Maarva, so in the end she does fight. #andor #fucktheempire

Weeks before his death, you say?

Same, but I'm headed to the couch.

Heh, it's a good thing we didn't elect Harris. She almost certainly would have done worse, right?

I believe I'll be cancelling my Disney account immediately... As soon as I figure out how. Joking aside, the media oligarchs have collectively abandoned their role in protecting America from fascism. The people need to prepare to strike. The Billionaires exist at our pleasure.

How do we arrange a National strike? I think it's time we start planning one.

"Fuck RFK Jr, that worm-piloted pleather ballbag of pestilence and stupidity." -John Scalzi

"Reality is super-inconvenient, y'all!!!"

Decompressing after watching teh sportsball all morning. #gobucks

Thirty years from now posts are gonna be "why does a banana cost a million dollars" or "the hill cannibals get feistier every day" or "protest against the Moon Prison 3PM next Muskday here's how to poison the corporate nanodrones cops use to explode protesters" ha ha jk I give it three years at best

Thirty year olds referring to themselves as "daddy" is irritating AF. Unless youre paying someone's rent or raising a child fuck right off with that noise.

Humblebundle to support World Central Kitchen, and get a bunch of my books from @tordotcom.bsky.social including Murderbot and Witch King! #booksky www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...

Random thought: someone needs remix Duck Sauce - Barbara Streisand so that it says "Jeffrey Epstein". Well get @lincolnproject.us to post it for Donny. As we descend in to authoritarianism we should remain as snarky as possible until the secret police come for us.

OMG... its the last one. Its a real killer, but I'm going to solider on.

This is as close as I'm going to get to Only Fans.

A profile just followed me that contains most faceless torso/dic pics. Problematically, half the pictures of are circumcised, and half arent. Like... figure it out.

Pardon the AI generated content bluesky.

Watched Star Trek SNW earlier and I'm super happy that a certain familial connection is now canon. #nospoilers

I feel the same way about Saint Motel, but I think it might be exactly what they were trying for.