I saw a post on Instagram about this guy being super MAGA. Just curious if his OF collabs know in advance. Some guys are for sure going to say "I don't care, he's hot." What do you think?

My barber took part of June off. As a result, I was only able to get one haircut for during pride month. It was a fucking hate crime. Anyhow I got my hair did on Friday. Bonus yard bear content.

JD Vance's bff and mentor everyone.

Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.

Vicious dog attack.

Seems... curated.

We had a thunderstorm roll through last hour, so plant dad is done with yard work for the moment.

A beautiful night to share my enormous meat with friends.

At my annual physical yesterday I got a shingles booster and a pneumonia vaccine... One or both are kicking my ass.

When I'm playing #stellaris and select to ascend to be the crisis Bebe Rexah immediately starts playing in my imagination. #gaymer

'M.E." starts playing and you're momentarily caught in a fugue because it's obviously not "Where's your head at".

The category is: Introduce yourself with 10 musicians you’ve seen live. Red Hot Chili Peppers Ministry Ice Cube Sondgarden Jesus and the Mary Chain Pearl Jam Lush Boo-Yaa Tribe

Tragically "poor" weather here in Palm Springs. As you can see, there are some clouds.

I know that there's no connection but I can help but think of this as Norma Jean Kahlo.

Random blsky: who is getting under this desk to take care of #fcf? Me: logically unless the cocksucker is a short king, that better be a sit-to-stand desk. Figure it out.

Opps hehe

On this #fcf, here is your reminder to nut at lease 21 times a month.

Team Clot

Congratulation to Astronaut Christina Koch to be the first woman in history to get that far away from dangerous sexual predator Donald Trump.

Someone is setting off fireworks in the neighborhood and I'm waiting for some Karen to ask on the Ring Network if anyone hears gunfire.... and I didnt get through typing this and there it is.

Happy "The Arnold" weekend to all those who celebrate. Here in Columbus we've dialed up the thermostat to unseasonably warm temps so that you can wear your inappropriate gym attire everywhere. Please enjoy this complimentary bingo card.

One of my boxers likes to rest his head on various parts of me while I sleep. At first I thought it was cute, but now I can wake up crippled and have no idea why my right knee has gone out of warranty overnight.

There are a number of content creators that share historic info dumps on lgbt figures and I feel like they need a name like "tedtalk". Legibitiqa Dire seems a bit long.

To liberals say "I proudly voted for Jill Stein and would do it again" I say, "good to know who should get the shiv when I see you at the concentration camp." That one issue the Dem didn't earn your vote on is so important that authoritarianism was preferable should definitely be a point of pride

Commuting home from my day at the office I happened to catch a traffic light on a corner with a gas station. Since I drive an EV I looked at the price. Y'all, I remember when they had to add a third digit to those signs for the very first time. #ancienthistory #imnotthatold

Reading a post from a award winning writer I'm fond of talking about (not) separating the art from the artist. Deep in the thread there is an exchange between MULTIPLE Hugo/Nebula authors speculating on Orson Scott Card's homophobia... ... so surreal. Bless them one and all. #iykyk

Supernatural

When North America is horny on main and showing you that Tenseness is the old brown eye.

I'm deeply saddened by the lack of bears in union suits. This is your time to shine. Carpe Buttflap!

They should comply and send a fully redacted copy of the rolls.

My employer makes me come into the office two days a week and charges me $2.59 for a cup of coffee. Meanwhile leadership is confused by why people hate coming in.

Breaking news!!!! reviews are in for the new Melania movie

Falstad's voice line of "Aerie Peak, I failed you." is delivered in a Scottish accent. It sounds like he's saying "Hairy pig, i failed you" to me, and once you've heard it you cant unhear it. #blizzardcharacters

Current mood.

Where's Jamie Lannister when we need him.

"Lucky" for me, a gen-x man, when I put on a santa hat I look like eff'n Santa.

I'm getting a Greg Bear "Darwin's Radio" vibe, but probably just aliens.

I want to see a spy drama where the protagonist thwarts an attempt to use a laser microphone by suction-cupping a vibrating dildo to the window.

Too late. I skipped over stuffing and when straight to "winter weather is like sex. You never know when you're going to get or how many inches it'll be."

Current mood.

I prefer to provide a more artisanal experience for any of you interested in a second option.

*Spoiler warning re:Wicked*. A person complaining about people spoiling Wicked points out that not everyone gets to see Broadway plays... which is a fair argument. He blocked me for pointing out that the book is 30 years old. For the love of God don't watch the Wizard of Oz (1939) on Thursday.❄️

This is what deeply closeted cries for help look like. This dude just wants to be called a "good boy" by his daddy bear top.

Who was your first porn crush? Jake Tanner and Ed Dinakos. While they both definitely fit the mold of gay porn star, neither is really my type any more. I was deeply influenced by my first boyf, who was a bodybuilder himself and had a physique not unlike these two.