This is not my cat #Caturday #NotMyCat

Cheese, surely?

Pressure washing ...

These are not my cats. #Caturday #NotMyCat

How can it take *hours* to generate an eTicket? What are they running this on - Mr Babbage's Difference Engine?! 🤔

And it's happening AGAIN! 🙄🤦‍♂️ @basingstokegov.bsky.social @basingstokegazette.bsky.social

I thought this was just a bit of dead stick ...

Seems fair

If anyone in the I.T field in the UK has any corporate laptops being discarded because of Windows 11 requirements please either give me a shout or reach to @freeitstafford.bsky.social A UK non-profit volunteer team fighting e-waste and digital poverty by giving them back to the community.

Bananas galore!

"Police have now managed to apprehend the thieves after they stopped at services for a break"

Not just truck drivers - Which? found the same for car drivers: www.which.co.uk/policy-and-i...

Having trouble leveraging your synergies? Now you can easily turn your plain English into LinkedIn-speak!

How incompetent does a company have to be that its product registration site will not recognise its own model numbers, as printed on its own product labelling and packaging?! 🙄🤦‍♂️ #UXFail #RussellHobbs

Ladybirds out in force today #SundaySunshine

"Al Is Creating a New Kind of Technical Debt" Not sure it's true to say that *nobody* is talking about it, though? 🤔 dev.to/harsh2644/ai...

In The Olden Days, before AI, people had to hire a real model and a real photographer to produce their slop images! But at least she has the correct number of fingers.

Welsh parliament voted on a law to make it illegal to lie in elections and of the 51 MSs, 50 voted to pass it. The one no vote came from Reform. The BBC don't mention what party that one person is from www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

@metoffice.gov.uk - when they say, "weather apps" do they mean "American weather apps" ... ?

Is there such a thing as #WindmillWednesday? If not, perhaps there should be - even if for no other reason than to annoy mr trump...

A friend just sent me this perfect piece by Karel Čapek, trans. Dora Round, ‘From the Point of View of a Cat’.

Do *not* ask #AI how to wire a UK. plug! 😱⚡

Today is Saint Gertrude of Nivelles Day. The Patron Saint of Cats🐈‍⬛😺🐈‍⬛ And Paddy's Day obvs. 🙂🍻

At STEAM, the museum of the Great Western Railway, Swindon. I wonder if they'd have given me a discount if I'd mentioned that I went to the same school as George Jackson Churchward...? 🤔 (not at the same time, of course)

That's a lot to pay for one record!

Native wildlife on our Great British Currency? Would never have happened in my day...

Haha! Love this letter from Douglas Adams to his US editor about not Americanising the text of Hitchhiker's Guide. 🐋🌸

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime - doubly so.

"Young Sherlock On The Buses" - now there's a mashup...

Stolen from LinkedIn 🤣😂😅 #Coding #Humour

The House of Lords Digital & Communications Committee just published their report on AI, copyright & the creative industries, and their conclusions could not be clearer. 🧵 1/5

If only there were also such a simple hack to avoid getting caught by all those evil speed cameras ... 🤔

Absolutely! The key reason for using Notepad is exactly that it does *little* - so you can use it quickly & easily to do simple things without distraction. If you want more, choose another tool which adds whatever "more" you want. @jenmsft.bsky.social

Shocking behaviour from Google! Google’s “Zombie” Nest Thermostats: Not Supported, But Still Spying!

loneliness: garlic - that should widen his circle of friends

Would really appreciate any help sharing this. For mostly very sad reasons, I’m trying to source digital recordings (not streams) of two very specific pieces of music: London Welsh Male Voice Choir - Speed Your Journey (chorus of the Hebrew slaves) & Eli Jenkins Prayer

Fortunately, it was being pessimistic

See also: house spiders; house sparrows ...

Ah yes, Manchester - that well-known part of London. 🙄

And last week they had Valentine's toilet roll. They're really scraping the bottom now... 🙄

Birds Eye to sack all their campanologists. They're going for the no-bell peas prize.

This is not my cat. #Caturday #NotMyCat

Two women argue with each other from their doorsteps on opposite sides of the street. They can never reach agreement, because they are arguing from different premises.

@thepihut.com I gather this pattern of 4 long + 7 short blinks on the ACT LED means “Power failure type B”: www.raspberrypi.com/documentatio... But what does “Power failure type B” actually mean? Also (not shown in video) the PWR LED continues to glow for ~ 15 mins after unplugging the USB J1

How awfully nice of the scammers to include directions for spotting scams!

Crufts to re-brand as Maslow's Hierarchy of Breeds

The Good, The Bad, and The Sausage. 101 Sausages. The French Lieutenant's Sausage Captain Corelli's Sausage Star Sausages Star Trek III: The Search for Sausage Beauty And The sausage Carry On Sausage

LOL: The @nationaltrust.org.uk is promoting "Slow Looking" - taking more time to look at each exhibit. My wife already complains that I spend too long looking in detail at each exhibit! 🤣 And my Dad was "worse".