"They say mimicry is the best form of flattery. I AM NOT FLATTERED ONE BIT!"

Oh just wonderful. Here come the Zeti, just truly great.

grace. If you want something done RIGHT you gotta do it yourself． New muse coming soon ⸻

✭ clover ✭ Wait, I'm a bit late but who's being transphobic? I can't read minds, people. Let a girlie know.

The Metalhog cared not for what the other wanted. Clearly rogue creations should be returned to the Doctor as soon as possible. That didn't mean Robotnik wasn't surprised by the reaction of the other, clearly not happy with being before him. The name she used made it especially confusing, as if he-

Noxy. trans lives matter 🙏

∆. someone was being transphobic?????? What???? Huh??? How'd they even get into Bluesky?????

[Starter for @lilypadhopping.bsky.social] "...Hm?" It seems Metal had brought Eggman some sort of...amphibian child. Yet something seemed..! It was a Badnik? One of his own creations based off the modeling and yet he most certainly didn't make this himself! Hmm. Perhaps another consequence of his-

"Oh hoh, but of course! It only makes sense. Though I should warn you, there might just be someone who might not appreciate such a thing. Right, Metal?"

"I'm sure you'd be happy to try to do so than! Afterall it went so well the last time you attacked Metal, right?"

❝ ᕼᗴᒪᒪO ᕼᗴᒪᒪO.ᐟ ❞ ☼ ᪥ #MVRP ᪥ #SonicRP ᪥ #SEGARP ᪥

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Don’t try and deny it Eggman, you’ve been showing your roots since day one! x.com/protodedeste...

NERD?!

SIT YOURSELF IN A CHAMBER AND EXPLODE.

MEN GETTING SENT BACK TO THE STONE AGEEEEEEEEEE

IM SORRY I HAD TO

✦ 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 ? 𝙍𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝘪𝘵. ☪︎ ᴛᴇᴍᴘ ᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ

You know the last time I got myself involved with this sort of ordeal, I never truly planned to fight. I was simply the ringmaster. You shall all learn that when it comes down to the brass tax however, you can't simply outbrawn this brain! Oh hoh hoh hoh!

[Solo #3 (for @championofivo.bsky.social ) Sonic = Gone Following the events of bsky.app/profile/thed... , a fight from the Sonic War event orchestrated by @scrapnikmk2.bsky.social ]

Dami.☆ Hey so before I head to bed, I just noticed that @/thegalacticanomaly is trying to return to the platform, and I'd like to say that I'd rather not have someone who treats muses as nothing more than an ends to his sick desires back

"You'll never crank 40's on my watch, Hedgehog!"

Dunno why but it didn't ping @roguemetalsonic.bsky.social

[Starter for @roguemetalsonic.bsky.social] "Journal Log, Entry 8590... It's been a disturbingly long period of time without my trusted Metal Sonic around. Operations have slowed considerably for fear that A, those blasted rodents managed to steal and 'coerce' him to their side, or B, he's bitten-

Oooouughhh, not his Carrier! Damn it, that had his wifi tower upgrade! His ping may be immaculate but it could be even better! "Inferior?! I'll show you inferior you...hm? Who is..?" Metal had already launched himself out as Robotnik questioned the identity of this newcomer...

Weren't there enough of these rodents running around?!

Ooo I am corrupting the youth to hate organized religion. Oooo I'm telling them to steal from the rich and live as their authentic selves. I'm so eeeeevil.

My first action as Pope Eggius, all marriage is now legal!

SUCK IT FURBALL!

"Not as surprising as a walking, talking pool floatie trouncing about."

"There comes one of them now. Irritating even when he manages to keep his lips shut."

"So many pests, so little time... Oh who am I kidding, I've got plenty of time to destroy them all! Ohh hohoho!"

CLASSIC METAL SONIC, A 🧵.

Noxy. Btw goes without saying but just to say it uh Fuck Mike Pollock entirely. My love for Eggman starts at his character and the performance, and takes an abrupt nosedive into hell at the performer. Robotniks evil, Pollock is a monster. End of story.

"...it's a metaphor. Or an understatement even. My plans get quite extensive at times, even comparing them to a whole flight of stairs would be selling them short truthfully, oh hoh hoh!" Laughing a moment longer before clearing his throat. "But no, I don't need a mechanical notepad."

...what?

"That Metal can be worrisome sometimes with where he goes and what he seems to think about. It's a good thing I'm always planning 5 steps ahead."