Also I think we can all agree GOOD GRACIOUS / ASS IS BODACIOUS is up there with anything Keats or Wordsworth have ever written

DOINK #Texans #nfl

The Dolphins tried to give the game away, but the Commies tried harder.

Terrible play call. #Dolphins

Trickeration 😆 #Georgia #cfb

Pick-six! #TheU

VAR denies a Ukraine penalty at one end, and a minute later France gets a penalty at the other end … which Mbappé scores. #footy-live

Two-run homer by Manny Machado cuts Pittsburgh’s lead to 3-2 #NFL

That has to be the biggest upset in American club history. KC had possibly the most dominant regular season ever, and they’re out in the first round. #NWSL

Big Man Touchdown 😆😆 #TheU #cfb

Pick-six! #TheU #cfb

Philly Special! #TheU #cfb

Gus gonna Gus 😆 #cfb

Late equalizer by Kane #bayern #footy-live

GOLAZO RICHY #COYS #epl-live

Tel ‘em! #COYS #epl-live

@sluggodoug.bsky.social my turn-up song is “A Girl Like You” by The Smithereens.

Annual reminder: Guy Fawkes was attempting to replace a Protestant absolute monarch with a Catholic absolute monarch. He wasn't any kind of "freedom fighter”, regardless of what a comic-book writer says. #rememberremember

Golazo Foden #ucl-live

Mamdani clearly proving that the key to victory is the soccer fan vote

Carreras is doing a good job marking Salah #HalaMadrid #ucl-live

HUGE save by Courtois #HalaMadrid #ucl-live

You can’t stop Brennan Johnson, you can only hope to contain him. #COYS #ucl-live

“Three Point Lane” lives 🙄 #COYS

Kiké gets one back #WorldSeries

… and Vlad hits the third pitch in almost the same place. #WorldSeries

Davis Schneider hits the first pitch of the game over the wall #WorldSeries

Fun fact: Koufax was five years younger than Scherzer is now when he entered the HOF. #WorldSeries

Playoff Clayton avoids blowing it #WorldSeries

I’ve lost count of how many runners have been out by ten feet. The base coaches have had an awful game. #WorldSeries

This guy not being the biggest celebrity in America is criminal negligence by the baseball establishment. #WorldSeries

He got all of that one #WorldSeries

Welcome to Vegas 😆

13. All of the top ten, three of the second ten.

😁😁 #HalaMadrid #ElClásico

VDV off a corner, again. 2-0 #COYS #epl-live

VAR is wonderful. I have always said this. 😜 #COYS #epl-live

A goal on a set-piece? Is that allowed? #COYS #epl-live

DOINK #Mizzou #cfb

Lennart Karl only scores bangers #footy-live

A nine-spot against a pitching staff that had done nothing wrong all postseason. #WorldSeries

Barger salami. I can probably go to sleep now. #WorldSeries

Fox playing “Tom Sawyer” by Rush as the bumper music. Geddy Lee is a major Jays fan and a regular attendee (he could very well be there tonight). #WorldSeries

3-1-5 putout. You know, the usual #WorldSeries

Watching the World Series and the MLS game simultaneously. Blake Snell just struck out Leo Messi.

Golazo Grüll #SVWFCU #footy-live

Vini hits the post, Bellingham puts i the rebound. #HalaMadrid #ucl-live

McKennie starting #USMNT #ucl-live