There are warehouses in Delaware filled with evil

Grunk on ya grinch

Last night was a back-up cam view mode selection

Sorry boss cant work late gotta go play Ableton on a 4 band bill in my friend's footwork project that got a 7.5 on pitchfork

95% of the work that makes thr art market possible is performed by drug addicts and alcoholics who use ancient technology to move things that weigh 2000 lbs

“Tenant obtained” Ok

LA is my playground

Uber driver put the Tesla in self-driving mode and said that Grok is a naughty girl with a foul mouth

Yesterday I got trapped in the skinniest skyscraper in the world. Nobody would unlock the gates and the dockmaster was ignoring me and telling his coworker about how he has killed people in the Dominican Republic.

Something so stupid happened to me and its so stupid and niche that it means god exists

he will die 🔜

referring to Erie as the panhandle of Pennsylvania

everyday at 6 pm my boss is like “hey so tomorrow youre gonna need to show up at 7 AM and load the truck up with 4000 lbs of art and then drive it to MoMA and then kill yourself when there’s someone double parked on 54th St”

Vinyls that are black and play old fashion music ✋🤮 Vinyls that come in dope colors and have new music 🫵🤤

Accidentally mag dumping on the Grinch

shaving the grinch and reducing his hair down to a roux that will cool to become a smokeable resin >>>

Spent xmas week alone with COVID and wasted PTO days on it and got an email from bandcamp telling me that Jeff Bezos’ wedding photog paid $0.73 for my music. No punchline

My neighborhood’s white South African + Israeli-owned bakery went out of business :(

You can use the word Fortnitian if something is reminiscent of Fortnite or aspects of Fortnite. Since the suffix eliminates the silent E and is preceded by T, the word is pronounced with a soft “-ti” as in “Titian“ or “Christian,” rather than as two syllables like in “librarian” or “equestrian.”

I'll check them out

grunk me on grinch.io, the everything app

The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57

I have been inoculated with a 20:80 blend of bofa and lygma

Klenzoid complete solutions

I feel like we’re moments away from seeing graphically designed hypebeast long sleeves that celebrate Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes

All of twin peaks is fictional except for the scenes that happen in the Philly FBI office. All that stuff happened and was caught on camera

I grew up with both parents doing this face whenever i'd say font instead of typeface

have never listened to a wednesday song all the way through, not even really sure what that is #Netflix #Wendys

Dripping Plank added to inventory

watching pbs documentary on the gilded age and eating ginger snaps. Octogenarian fall

if you're in line to vote, stay in line!

bro got slimed

I have a coworker who is the closest living breathing approximation to Eric Cartman that will ever exist

There are uncontacted people with hentai decals on their Civics living in central Delaware. Leading scientists and anthropologists advocate for respecting these communities’ voluntary isolation from mainstream society.

my coworker who is a landlord calls Twitter “X”

we all have that one homie who has completely lost his mind 🫵🤤

Last night was a sheet of 3/4” ply

my coworkers talk about different varieties of foam and plastic wrap as though they’re shell-shocked WWI vets who have seen a thing or two

I’ve spent probably 1-2% of my waking life on the NJ turnpike

last night was a Isa Genzken sculpture that will be packed into ten foamcore boxes and a slat-crate

i love when people hire to me meticulously design something for them and they deploy it into the world as a screenshot of a low res email attachment after I tell them exactly how to publish the file

if the ACLU foot soldier tries to strike up conversation with you about having an awesome mustache… you might be a hipster!

Just moved a 1000 lb crate out of the most famous auction house in the world containing a $7,000,000 painting for $20/hr 😃

so crazy that Alex G voted for trump

Rabbit Holed is Kieran Press-Reynolds’ weekly column exploring songs and scenes at the intersection of music and digital culture, separating shitpost genius from shitpassé lameness.

Wispy berlin stick and pokes make people interesting af

my coworker who is 23 has mucho cajones and wisdom to impart