After seeing Renee on #IKissedAGirl, wasn't there another recent-ish example of someone losing their voice on a reality show? I can't place who it was...

Sorry to doom-monger, but we walked home from the theatre last night and went into two Tescos Express where all the fridge units were failing and being cleared out. Not a great sign. #heatwave

I Kissed a Boy and I Kissed a Girl are such important shows and it’s irresponsible of the BBC to cancel them. They represent so many Reithian values: they educate, they entertain, they inform, and crucially they allow queer people to meet Dannii Minogue

Would love someone from Smoggie Queens to be a guest judge on #DragRaceUK this year...

Starmer resigns and *this* is their front page?! What a deeply unserious newspaper.

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT #StarmerOut

Decided that the new banknotes should all have famous badgers on: Badger from Farthing Wood, Badger from The Wind In The Willows, Badger from Bodger & Badger, and... who should be the other one?

Can't wait to watch Avenue Q at the Dench.

Tough day yesterday. Send hugs.

DELTA GOODREM IS DOING STRICTLY I CAN'T COPE

Sorry but hate presenting this as “ooh this is the scary future under reform” like this isn’t the Scary Present under Labour. This is not Reform’s Britain, this is Labour’s Britain. Its here its now and laying responsibility explicitly outside of the Actual Current Gov is a major mistake

Unexpectedly early first Strictly cast announcement! Everything is so different this year... #strictly #scd

Really should have been Salina going through with Crystal, but I enjoyed the points chaos, and thrilled for Vivacious getting a challenge win. #dragrace #allstars11

Forgot to post the fabulous hat in question... 🤠 #mightyhoopla

#MightyHoopla highlights: Liberty X singing Holding On For You; Alexandra Burke being phenomenal (and everyone singing along to Hallelujah); Louise's poptastic set (and 🔥 dancers); Scissor Sisters bringing out Belinda Carlisle and Serena McKellen; my new gold sequin cowboy hat.

Heading to #mightyhoopla today and very glad it's looking much cooler than yesterday. 🌤 #wokeuplikethis

Salina absolutely should have been top 2 with Crystal this week. Ru really wants to drag Silky through. #dragrace #allstars11

You've only got until Sunday to submit your self-tape audition for our musical production of Love's Labour's Lost. ⌚ Here's Owen, the show's director, with all the info you need - straight from a tropical beach! 🌞 Dive in for a summer of love... link in bio! #musicaltheatre #auditions #shakespeare

Can't believe I have so many shows booked later this year that I'm already going to have to start rationing myself. Get a grip, Mark.

Looks like Johannes has been removed from the pro dancer line-up, in case people were still wondering if he'd be competing... #scd #strictly

New sexuality unlocked: Paddy Young as Andy Burnham #SNLUK

Saoirse Nanigans #dragqueennames

Surprise Peter Serafinowicz! #SNLUK

Great news! Really happy for the #SNLUK team 🤩

Eurovision death spiral update. If you compare the top 6 steaming songs on Spotify for the Monday of the week before the contest: 2023 - 1,535,132 streams 2024 - 1,318,365 streams 2025 - 961,154 streams 2026 - 521,554 steams 2026 is down 46% against 2025, 61% against 2024, 66% against 2023.

Big changes looming this year, but God forbid they scrap ICONS WEEK. #scd #strictly

You know who'd be amazing on #CelebrityTraitors? ANDY MURRAY.

Zelda does the pilates. #SNLUK

Tonight's #SNLUK maybe the best so far... Super Mario, Doctor Who, Weekend Update, the pork dinner. Aimee Lou Wood and MEEK were thoroughly fabulous. 🤩

Feels a bit lazy to have James Acaster, Joe Lycett, Rob Beckett *and* Romesh Ranganathan with precisely zero sportspeople in the cast. #CelebrityTraitors

I'm ready. #AllStars11 #DragRace

Very much enjoyed this last night, apart from the borderline ridiculous levels of audience coughing during the first act.

Absolute blinder on #SNLUK from Emma Sidi this week with the QVC sketch and The Woman Who Can't Be Ignored. Great stuff.

Delighted to finally finish this box-set last night... what a show!

Just spent nearly 40 minutes wrestling to replace the battery of a near inaccessible fire alarm (only for it to continue bleeping) rather than having my morning swim (for which I will get a non-attendance charge). #fuming

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses.

Woke up from a very stressful dream where I was late for a flight and stuck at a taxi rank with no information so that's lovely start to the day.

Another strong week for #SNLUK - especially enjoyed the Mastermind sketch and the DadSwap ad.

I still don't understand how supermarkets can now just say a tube of toothpaste is worth £8.50 and we can't argue back that... no it isn't.

Bastard Seagull. #SNLUK

Really enjoyed episode 2 and good to see a mix of cast members coming to the fore. #SNLUK

Bit bemused by this ABBAgrams (band acronyms) round on #HouseOfGames, where they use all six Sugababes to make "J SHKAM", but then leave Claire out of Steps. Outrageous.

Glad to report that the first #SNLUK was genuinely good fun - decent quality sketches, proper laughs and solid potential in the cast. Looking forward to seeing more!

Hopefully Gawdland won't be screaming for her entire reign. #DragRaceUK #UKvsTheWorld

Aragon / No Way - Keisha Boleyn / Don't Lose Ur Head - Amelle Seymour / Heart Of Stone - Jade Cleves / Get Down - Mutya Howard / All You Wanna Do - Heidi Parr / I Don't Need Your Love - Siobhan #SugaSix

Greg Rutherford getting a makeover next week?! 🥵 #DragRaceUK #UKvsTheWorld

So I've made a game! Introducing Far Out - The daily numbers-based quiz! - Each day you start with 100 pts - You answer 3 numerical questions - How far you out from the correct answer = how many points you lose - Lost all your points and it's game over! You can play it here: www.faroutquiz.com

We had already decided we're not watching #Eurovision this year, but will be fully Team Delta from afar.

Birthday exhibition outing @designmuseum.bsky.social

Starmer out when?