Beautiful but I booed whenever the husbands reappeared on screen and I’m tired of the dead lesbian trope. Let sapphic pioneer girlfriends live in peace!

NW

“Shooting loads”

Just referred to a date I scheduled for next week where we go to the range for target practice & then go home to bone as “guns n cum”

Rewatched Tampopo over the weekend & audibly moaned at the egg yolk scene youtu.be/NqA-mP0MhZg

ICE are lying pigs. The moderate position is junking the entire agency and prosecuting everyone in their command structure for war crimes. The morally correct position involves twenty-yard scaffolds.

I’m doomed to never stop crushing on this FOOKIN guy….

My horoscope today is the vibe I’ll be bringing to the rest of my year

It’s very cool that tech has degraded so much that my phone regularly autocorrects “some” to “sone”, “get” to “gif”, and “also” to “Aldo”and just lets me sound like a FOOKIN idiot. I do like that I trained it to autocorrect “fucking” to “FOOKIN” (except when I’m trying to sext)

My 2026 INs & OUTs

I get completely and very happily wrecked last night

Wearing pigtails to the NYE sex party

Just watched The Mist for the first time. Holy shit the ending what the fuck

Merry Christmas from me and this little snail cookie my spouse made

Spent Christmas Eve throwing money at beautiful strippers with my friends. One lovely lady came up to me after her dance to kiss me on the cheek. I am ✨blessed✨

Get hard copies. Especially of queer art, books, music, films. We’ve got to be archivists whether we want to be or not. I’m not going to see more things I love burn.

well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

Me and my crew at Awful Wrestling over the weekend

My pretty boi Arlene

Sponch

How it feels trying to cover this administration

So I checked in on this a few times and MY GOD it was incredibly boring to watch. These rich fucks are so valid & devoid of culture or insight or humor that they make drugs boring. Would be an effective anti-drug campaign though.

babe wake up new nightmare trip rotation just dropped

A terrible blow to the community

I can’t stop thinking about running so I guess I’m taking up running again…

Get his ass!

My 7 yr old niece just told me a joke: What did one burp say to the other? Let’s be stinkers and go out the other end 💨

Charles Grodin’s slutty little diamond heist jumpsuit in the Great Muppet Caper really did it for me when I was 5.

@johnfetterman.com you are the shame of Pennsylvania

Absolutely correct

Bitch, why do you think one of his nicknames is TACO??? He’s a bully! Bullies are weak-ass bitches that fold! Standing up to them is precisely the way to handle them!

Reading the news this morning and my god….i feel so dumb for having a little bit of hope after last week’s elections. The Dems are experts at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

We’re snailposting. Post your snails. 🐌

Fuck the Supreme Court straight to the firey fetid depths of hell.

lol to meta for shadow-banning my private, very small Instagram because I pepper into my stories posts about trump & billionaires & corporations being smooth-brained pathetic losers. Suck my left one, Zuck. m.youtube.com/watch?v=en_l...

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Although she’s making history, she says her identity never defined her campaign — she focused on community issues instead. Read more: bit.ly/4r25afR

Woke up with a wee lil spark of hope for the first time in many months.

The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.

omfg I'm so happy I'm emotional. good news for the left, for once in our fucking lives

Good job, NYC! Congrats @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social !!

Mummy & Daddy

They let you vote for Zohran in Philly if you’re really cute

philly friends please go vote for krasner, and to retain the judges, it's important

🔥ROAST IN HELL, BEE-OTCH🔥

Years ago I saw @koshersoul.bsky.social speak here in Philly about his book, The Cooking Gene. He was so insightful, thoughtful, & funny as he took us on a historical and culinary journey. Do yourself a favor and see him in person if you have the opportunity.

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re your girlfriend’s one-eyed cat-son? @wormbuxx.bsky.social