My crush sends me those sorts of “us” pics but instead of something cute like two frogs snuggled under a leaf together, he sends me this with a “us on the front lines of Civil War Pt 2” I am deeply in love with this weirdo

Pro dating tip: morning after smoked paprika & white bean shakshuka breakfast with roasted garlic confit on crusty sourdough are very easy to make & and very impressive to your date 💅

Did 90lb planks yesterday. Feeling it this morning. Phew

Lmaoooo today I realized it was actually 80lbs, not 75. Apparently I can’t add 55+25.

Today I found out I can hold a 45 second plank with 75lbs stacked on my back. I did it three times.

I wish I could text my cat. We’d swap memes all day. He’d FaceTime me to remind me to pick up treats and to entice me to leave the office early and I would because he’s my perfect little guy.

Struggling with the work/WW3 balance.

Hey! Me & my incredible friends made a goofy weirdo short film together for Night of 1000 Kates (a Kate Bush tribute event). It’s the first time I’ve ever made a film or acted. Watch it here (and pass it along, please!) vimeo.com/1179049065?s...

I like to play a lil game with myself where I take an edible and then race against the clock to clean around the house

Tinder guy trying to match with me by sending a super like and a note complimenting one of my photos while his profile says he’s seeking monogamy…like, bro…you did NOT read my profile

Holy shit overnight my allergies have hit me like an 18-wheeler

Lately each work day is just me counting down the hours until I head to the gym

You can watch the entire 12th Annual Night of 1000 Kates livestream here. It’s such a great event full of creative beautiful weirdos. I love my country, Philadelphia. m.youtube.com/watch?v=o4mq...

I might be this kind of guy

Being hot & funny at last night’s 12th annual Night of 1000 Kates

it’s incredibly blackpilling to me that it takes rising gas prices and rising gas prices alone to have people turn against the war in iran, and not the american government murdering thousands of children and civilians in iran. americans are incredibly selfish

Find out what’s in the egg this Saturday at Night of 1000 Kates! Also this is my film debut! It’s weird and gross and funny. Get tickets here: www.1000kates.com

I had finally bought these badass boots I’ve been pining over for years only to find out my calves are too thiccccc for them.

I have the wing span of a Turkey vulture

Incredible Peaches show last night ended with her in a costume of a hand giving a middle finger while she sang Barbara Streisand’s song People. I teared up.

This weekend we dropped out adorable art goblin off at her residency and went to the most insane Italian restaurant in the middle of smell-town PA

Still from our video for Night of 1000 Kates. 🎟️🎟️🎟️➡️ 1000kates.com

CUMrades unite to seize the means of pro-nut-tion

Wuhhhh-ohhhhh somebody decided to get super stoned for their snow daaaay

Lmao thank you to @wormbuxx.bsky.social for keeping our video PG-13 #1000kates #katebush

Come see what my buds & I are making for the 12th annual Night of 1000 Kates at Underground Arts on March 21 (vid is a lighting test we did) tickets here: www.1000kates.com

don't forget they were trying to sell you NFTs on latenight talk shows, they were asking you to join the Metaverse without any legs, they were claiming you could raise your family up out of poverty on gambling apps. now it's 'writing' 200 books a year - the same shitshake with a new flimsy straw.

Fellow Philly art freaks and queerdos, my self & my crew of sexy friends and lovers have made a video for this year’s Night of 1000 Kates. Get your ticket to see the madness! www.1000kates.com/show

lol to my local range for having Valentine’s Day themed targets

Federal judges in Philadelphia have been unusually outspoken in recent weeks about what they call the “illegal” policy by ICE of mandating detention for nearly all undocumented immigrants.

My dad, who used to negotiate weapons contracts for Lockheed Martin, has gone from “Reagan was too liberal” to hitting up his local ICE OUT trainings. So growth & change are possible.

The “likes” and “reject” buttons on feeld need to be further apart. There’s been at least three times that I went to delete someone from my deck & accidentally liked them instead, leafing yo a match that I then had to unmatch.

Something cute & encouraging: tonight at the gun range, there were a lot of queer & non-binary femmes getting their first lessons. Let the 2A leftist ranks swell!

Bovino was an easy fall guy, pure utility player for the admin, but they have thus far been adamant about not replacing cabinet folks, its part of the whole promise of dictatorship and dictatorial immunity. FFS Hegseth is still at DoD. If Noem falls it will be a sign of true retreat, imo

Colluding with fascists makes you a fascist

Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position

Beautiful but I booed whenever the husbands reappeared on screen and I’m tired of the dead lesbian trope. Let sapphic pioneer girlfriends live in peace!

NW

“Shooting loads”

Just referred to a date I scheduled for next week where we go to the range for target practice & then go home to bone as “guns n cum”

Rewatched Tampopo over the weekend & audibly moaned at the egg yolk scene youtu.be/NqA-mP0MhZg

ICE are lying pigs. The moderate position is junking the entire agency and prosecuting everyone in their command structure for war crimes. The morally correct position involves twenty-yard scaffolds.

I’m doomed to never stop crushing on this FOOKIN guy….

My horoscope today is the vibe I’ll be bringing to the rest of my year

It’s very cool that tech has degraded so much that my phone regularly autocorrects “some” to “sone”, “get” to “gif”, and “also” to “Aldo”and just lets me sound like a FOOKIN idiot. I do like that I trained it to autocorrect “fucking” to “FOOKIN” (except when I’m trying to sext)

My 2026 INs & OUTs

I get completely and very happily wrecked last night

Wearing pigtails to the NYE sex party