Now is a good time to start talking very loudly about the Epstein files again.

Nice little sneak peek into how Uncle Sam will treat you as a veteran.

JD Vance thinks he’s better at popeing than the pope.

Hey everyone who speaks or appears publicly; It’s “Strait,” not “Straits.” It’s “Nuclear,” not “Nucular.” Rant concluded.

If any CEO of any company anywhere posted what Trump posts, they’d be fired immediately.

Proud to be a member of a party that immediately and forcefully turns against a sexual abuser.

Can’t AI Jesus just turn water into cheap gas?

Fuck the oligarchs.

I prefer elected leaders that don’t rape people.

Susan Collins’ response to me earlier today. I can’t wait for this asshole to lose her job in November.

Wait, doesn’t everyone eat a whole banana in one bite?

There’s a clear reason why Swalwell’s resignation is getting more attention than Gonzales’. We hold our elected leaders to a much higher standard.

Iran proposed a 5 year suspension of nuclear enrichment. Why won’t Trump take the “win?” This will extend beyond his term, he can claim victory, then we can resume talks when adults are running the U.S. again.

Man, Maine is a special place

I don’t think a president pretending he is a doctor is as bad as cosplaying as Jesus, but it ain’t great.

He probably told all those teenage girls he was a doctor, too.

Wall Street is officially ignoring Trump now.

Wonder who shorted the market before Trump announced his blockade today? And who will dump money back into equities before he calls it off in the next couple days?

If Trump weren’t a sexual abuser, he would be posting all kinds of shit about Swalwell.

Vance is a universally hated dink

Hungarian elections, El Pais interview, and final day of the Masters. Shaping up to be an excellent Sunday.

Excellent.

Has anyone looked into whether Rory McIlroy’s massive nipples are actually range finders?

If you can raise $700M in private funds to honor yourself with a ballroom and an arch, can you maybe raise some more to house the 33,000 homeless vets in this country?

Oh, he’s not dead. Going back to sleep now.

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Difference between Democrats and Republicans: we will turn on our party’s politicians in an instant if they are sexual predators.

My social media posts pre-Trump.

Now MAGA is being told the Pope is evil. They’ll lap it right up.

Of course they did.

“I cannot tell a lie” - George Washington “I cannot tell the truth” - Donald Trump “I cannot tell the difference” - Republicans

Man I love the internet 😆😆

The Iran War is an excellent distraction from his total failure to govern his own country.

Oh thank God, we’re saved.

Can he seriously just shut the fuck up for one day while we get our sanity back

If you’re an elected leader, it may be time to realize supporting Trump is a liability.

We just proved to Trump that threatening to annihilate a civilization is not enough to turn his cabinet and Congress against him.

Timeline cleanse.

A lot of insider traders about to get very rich tomorrow morning.

Posted 2 hours ago by Senator Susan Collins.

Instead of approving a massive new military budget, we may want to start saving up for the war reparations we’ll be forced to pay when the rest of the world turns on us.

Even if he doesn’t follow through with his threats tonight, the chaos and fear that he’s caused is more than enough reason to end this presidency.

Just a normal evening. Whip up some dinner, watch “Jeopardy,” and check in to see if we’ve launched nukes in the Middle East.

Great time for Mark Kelly to announce a 2028 bid.

If Kamala were president I’m pretty sure I’d be looking forward to a relaxing weekend watching the Masters.

Sooo…will all this make World Cup tickets cheaper?

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.