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I do think my favorite VF moment is when his father confides “I bethinks me it may have been poor planning to raise you and the girl we want you to marry as siblings” and Victor’s like “fear not, father, I assure you I wish to bone my sister with all my heart”

I used to work there. 😢 denverite.com/2026/04/14/d...

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I ran 9 miles today and I am tired.

Nice.

Poets always be like

Why won’t this abstract write itself??

New Mexico won't like this... Schmear of the Year is the PUEBLO green chile cream cheese at Bella's Bagels in Colorado Springs. It was the only shop representing Colorado at Bagelfest West over the weekend. Mazel tov! (Our segment about Bella's bagels and backstory: www.cpr.org/show-segment...)

No one needs to hear it from me, and it is nothing new, but this is a desecration of the memory of my slaughtered ancestors.

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Thiiis.

The Lubavitcher Rebbe lacks a plan to tackle inflation.

maybe sometimes good things happen

how about that

*Gavin Newsom legally changes his name to Pablo America*

I know that geopolitics and the EU matter, but this is a friendly reminder that Peru has about 4 times the population of Hungary and a larger GDP. Peru is also having a critical national election for Congress and President today. Yet I dobut the global media will give it the same weight.

I know most of the world is focused on Hungary today, but Peru is having critical national elections today. With 35 candidates running for president-with every one polling below 16% approval-it’s basically anybody’s guess who will be the final 2 candidates to go to a runoff

isso

é mesmo

I’m just gonna not post about any diplomacy or non-diplomacy that may have not happened.

I was gonna be mean, but then I realized I don’t even know what day of the week it is.

Whenever this (correct) take comes up, I like to share how one of my professors (an eminent historian) once said regarding the notorious film Jud Süß that the Nazi vision of the ideal life of the Volk is unbelievably boring.

Yayy!!!

Let them out already!! Waiting through the whole recovery process seems so hard.

Those parachutes were unbelievable.

Wow. That was dramatic!

It was made by a production company with no significant film production experience but with a murky $20-million contract to provide wi-fi services the City of São Paulo. Rarely does a movie’s BTS match its subject.

Pro tip: always hit the gym upon arrival at an academic conference. The endorphins will help you relax and you'll give a better paper. Plus, you'll be swole enough to discourage the "more of a comment than a question" crowd.

stupid things happening all the time

If many of us do not make time to read, regularly and in good faith, this whole charade (civilization) collapses.

IT IS PASTA NIGHT IN AMERICA (this is a passover has ended and we did stupidly intense physical activity today tweet)

The county clerks are not exactly a left wing group.

Only now making the first matzo brei of pessach. (Because I have been lazy, not because I have been, like, super frum.)

This is so stupid.

I love all of your footnotes. I’m reading all of them! No footnotes left behind.

Disturbing how unsurprising this is.

"open, in a controlled way" A+

sure

well then

well then

well then

Lilac blooming now locally 🌿

Basically impossible that US and Israel accept #5.

Iran gets: the strait the hereditary leader the dead guy wanted withdrawal of enemies to tell the story of how they fought off all of west asia plus USA at the same time and won for the next 100 years to give no nuclear assurances USA gets:

sounds like strategic victory to me!

I don’t like this.

Congratulations to this gull—er, girl! We all might find a little relief today in celebrating this young winner by participating in a local seagull-imitation competition, by which I mean some quality shrieking in our own yards/nearby parks (if no one else joins you, you win by default!).

I'm beginning to think that subordinating an entire society to shareholder value and economic growth was a bad idea...