I was reading up on cybersecurity but then I encountered the phrase Evil Maid Attack and I got so horny that I passed out

[COM] — 🦊

It's fun to read old messages sometimes because I'm reminded of how much hope in the world I once had

Minecraft curse idea: Curse of Reverse Vanishing Instead of vanishing when you die, it works the other way around; when the armor breaks, the wearer vanishes (ie dies)

The fact that Deltarune Chapter 5 releases exactly two weeks before I move to another country is both a strange coincidence and completely irrelevant to everything

Note to self: when a trans man mentions to you that a stranger used he/him pronouns for him, you as an amab person should not respond with "wow same"

Okay now that it's out and still living rent-free in my head I feel like I will say something more about it This is a thread about TADC, Jax, and also my own experiences and stuff. It's not a structured review or anything like that, just in part me trying to make sense of everything Spoilers ahead

did you know that testosterone is $60-$120 per month? did you know that it's a controlled substance so you have to jump through even more hoops to get it? you can't DIY transitioning like with estrogen. it is harder to get testosterone when care is limited did you know that?

Just got back from TADC: The Last Act It's really good. I will say nothing more than that.

We celebrate Pride Month because under capitalism every other month is Greed Month

Fun religion fact: According to mormonism, Jesus and Satan are actually brothers. Following from this, I think it's reasonable to conclude that Satan's full name is Satan Christ.

ally that’s really into the queer subculture and puts “hetero mono allo endo cis binary vanilla closed allistic typical able SFW” in their bio

Bigotry is in major part when one group gets to be individuals, accountable only for their own misdeeds, And marginalized groups must collectively bear the guilt of any and all members of their group who are shamed, regardless of actual culpability.

Sometimes I look back on old conversations I've had and wonder why I was never diagnosed with anything.

Had this thumbnail saved for a while now to make fun of, but it wasn't until now that I went and checked and found out that the thumbnail isn't just cherrypicking, it's also just a lie.

If you live in the UK please fill this out

Solutions in point-and-click games be like

“Let me clear: While I have deep ties to a certain affluent individual and secret societies involved in pedophilia, I never once sexually harmed children anywhere near Jeffrey Epstein,” said the outraged first lady

My "I was not involved with Epstein" speech has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my speech.

One must imagine the itsy bitsy spider happy.

New fandom discourse idea: does dating a therian make you a zoophile?

The tech bros wanna terraform Mars to be more like Earth, but they seem way better at terraforming Earth to be more like Mars

I've met a lot of people who are into safe vore, but I've yet to meet someone who likes euclid vore or keter vore. Why is that?

In popular culture there are exactly three kinds of neurodivergency: 1. savant syndrome 2. demonic possession 3. manchild

Made a comic about the human-like knee orientation and similar developments as of late

News reporters would rather treat AI generated characters as people than treat trans folk as people.

no one needs therapy like therapists

Decided to wear a maid outfit for parts of #NFC2026 and for the first time genuinely felt happy with my presentation. This probably means nothing.

If vibrators were marketed to men

Just discovered: apparently eating makes you less hungry?

Why didn't ourple guy unkill the kids afterwards? It's the morally right thing to do

Lots of people have been getting into clowns lately it feels like, but I see enough clowns as-is as someone who follows US politics.

The idea that everybody on the planet must forever be beholden to the default of babysitter of other people’s children except for their actual fucking parents, and as a result any attempt to opt of non-consensual babysitting must include getting my identity stolen, is an idea that must fucking die.

Thoughtful discussion

[Tune of Paradise by Coldplay] When she was just a giiiiirl She injected a wooorm

An unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume angrily confronted Santa Clara city officials during a joint meeting of the City Council, city authorities, and the Santa Clara Stadium Authority on Monday, using his public comment to condemn the city’s stance on cooperation with ICE.

I'll buy Hytale when they add furry character options

If you want to win over Trump supporters, you need to understand that the vast majority of them wanted this. They have been talking about killing/arresting their political opponents since day one, and are motivated primarily by a hatred of anyone and anything deemed "liberal"

I'll be opening commissions for the next 5 seconds Headshots 1€ Fullbody 5€ Shading +1€

I don't like how relevant this has become

If you want a genuinely woke show, watch The Strain When you strip away all the (also really cool) vampire stuff, the whole story is about how corporations will collaborate with fascists against the public interest, and how fascists rely on people's misguided self-interest

The first time I played Pokemon SoulSilver I restarted the game after being asked to enter my rival's name because the way it was framed made me think that there was a correct answer to it that I had missed

Totodile from Kalos be like: