When I was a kid I didn't make the connection that Toothless was a night fury and just assumed that he was some other kind of dragon that the other vikings thought was a night fury

The first time I played Pokemon SoulSilver I restarted the game after being asked to enter my rival's name because the way it was framed made me think that there was a correct answer to it that I had missed

Totodile from Kalos be like:

I wanna clarify to everyone reading this: This image is a joke. Look at the rest of Soren's account, it's meant to post funny edits of stuff. His previous post was about ChatGPT going on strike because it wasn't being paid enough. This is not an actual thing Docs is doing, at least not yet.

Progressives define people by their actions. Conservatives define actions by their people.

Speaking of illegitimate leaders

So, to clarify, spray-painting a plane is terrorism, holding a sign to support the organisation those that spray-painted the plane were members of is terrorism, but taking a foreign head of state hostage needs to wait for a press conference from the hostage taker for nuance?

good gender-nuetral entity

"what was your biggest impact on the internet" I made this 100-axis gender chart which I still see getting reposted from time to time in queer communities. Apparently it also helped some people figure themselves out despite being made mostly as a joke so honestly p happy with that.

Cosmic horror doesn't work on me because anytime I imagine eldritch gods with alien minds and powers beyond mortal comprehension I get more horny than scared

Teenager me: everyone in charge is so stupid Young adult me: politics corporations and science are incredibly complex topics that require thorough research and discussion and we shouldnt jump to conclusions Me now: everyone in charge is so stupid

Yuletide Commission

Idunno what y'all were expecting tbh it was an ad

Had a dream where Zack Polanski personally gave me HRT

Decided to check out the Indigo Park wiki and found this gem. Don't think I've ever seen a product so hated that ppl had to put up these kinda disclaimers on things.

Whenever a new episode of a show comes out, I believe random youtubers should post high-quality clickbait presenting believalble lies about what happens in the episode, thus ensuring the scumbags who post major spoilers in their thumbnails will have no power.

‪I feel like our goal right now should be bullying people so hard for using AI chatbots, that the chatbots themselves start bullying them because they've been fattened on our bullying-rich posts.

Biblically accurate angel (the bible says that some people have interacted with angels without even knowing it, suggesting that they either always or sometimes just look like regular humans)

I’ve just been informed that the opening of Pixar’s Elemental is a fire couple being rejected from an apartment cuz the owner is a literal twig who would be immolated at a moment’s notice, and like, at what point do we acknowledge this is a poor way to teach kids to be nice to gay people or whatever

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Topology isn’t mathy. Probability is woke. Creating mathematical models for ecosystems is DEI. The basis of reactionary logic is that if you don’t understand it, then there’s no need to learn it because it’s just degeneracy. It’s a sad state of being.

People don't dislike Tim Sweeney nearly as much as they should.

"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read

I’m afraid I do not remember when monks and nuns would do this, as that was in the middle ages and I wasn’t born yet

What if they made a LinkedIn for freaks and called it KinkedIn

deliberate cringe vs unintentional cringe

The true goal of every AI company is to create the world’s first neurotypical computer

Scary thing? In a horror game? Impossible.

When I first saw people commenting on it, part of me felt like that had to be mob rule making smth up, but no this article does in fact refer to Zack Polanski as "dentally challenged" What's wrong with modern journalists?

Valve wins by doing absolutely nothing

”I believe all rich people are jews, and this proves that Mamdani is antisemitic”

Rare Polanski L

It’s funny how easy this is to fact check

Trump won his first term through the electoral college, a highly undemocratic thing, and by 2024 there was already a massive media complex, backed by rich ghouls, artificially boosting his popularity. His approval rating only tipped above 50% once, and that was for a few months AFTER he won in 2024.

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following

I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections

Shouting "WAFFLES" has never changed anyone's mind either

Hate-doms be like

jay tried to open a nazi bar but her customers keep running them off and she's so fucking mad

Guys I think BlueSky might be going downhill

not dooming about this because the fact they needed this grand display is a sign of how far their desires are from their abilities, but it is so fucking stupid and thoroughly embarassing that major institutional democratic voices are still like "we need to reach reasonable compromise 🤓"

I didn’t realise until now that, because I don’t care about blocking bot-like accounts that follow me but never interact with anything, I have over 100 followers

Apparently if you search for ”antichrist” on DuckDuckGo you get a picture of Donald Trump

Hard times make strong men Strong men make me hard

god forbid