It. Is. In. The. Fourteenth. Amendment. It. Is. A. Right.

How does he not have his own driver by now? Dude drives like Mr. Magoo

a lot of people owe Malcolm Kenyatta an apology

Do they do this with all pedophiles, or just the ones that are sitting presidents?

Can we just launch Bruce Pearl and John Calipari into space?

Purdue/Texas is snug late

About time big tech took an L

Dems need to be on every news channel saying this. Everyday. All day.

A mass exodus indeed

Guessing by the lack of interaction on non-news accounts, people for got about their Bluesky account. Same for any of you?

On this date, in 1984, at 7am, detention at Shermer High School began

I have some excited kids about this one

Luke Combs may have just put out the album of the year

#MarchMadness Sweet 16 schedule

Michigan plays at 7:35pm on Friday #GoBlue

Iowa knocks off Florida. Brackets busted #MarchMadness

Are you kidding me Iowa??? Wow! #MarchMadness

Why would Iowa shoot so early?

St John's beats the buzzer and Kansas

So will The NCAA start calling traveling in the Sweet 16?

Phoenix PD doesn’t take garbage out. There’s the real headline

John Calipari is such a slime ball. Him and Bruce Pearl

How sweet it is. Sweet 16 for Michigan #GoBlue

Mara got him with that fake pass hahaha #GoBlue

Wife getting home from work: Have you been watching basketball all afternoon? Me: Would it make you less irritated if I admitted it or lied to you? #MarchMadness

OH. MY. GAWD.

Holy shit! What an exchange between Santa Clara and Kentucky. Going to OT! #MarchMadness

RIP Chuck Norris

I don't care about Chuck Norris, but I do care about Conan O'Brien history, so here you go...

Chuck Norris is dead. He was really shitty but Conan playing this clip from Walker Texas Ranger lives rent free in my head forever tbh so there's that.

what's the difference between chuck norris and chuck norris jokes chuck norris jokes will never die

Saturdays games Michigan - 12:10pm Michigan St - 2:45pm #MarchMadness

YoutubeTV’s multi-view for #MarchMadness is

Jalen Rose talking about Ohio State. 😂

Anytime a #Detroit team has had a chance to go all the way in the last 5 years, the injury bug has jumped up and bit our teams. Bad. Hope Cade Cunningham has a speedy recovery #Pistons

Cade Cunninghams collapsed lung will throw a monkey wrench into things

Edward Norton on Colbert tonight is such an good interview

Another one of the kids birthdays. Another morning spent teared up at my desk. Time is a thief

While Sam Stein's timeline of Trump's insane comments is notable and accurate, the insanity of Trump's childish, irrational "tweet" further exposes his insanity. The MAGA Republican Congress continues to ignore, protect, and support the insanity of their destructive, despicable pedophile.

Joe Kent resigning still won’t make trumps cult followers live in reality. Gas, groceries, energy, are all higher prices under him & they keep eating the horseshit that Trump spoon feeds them because he tells them it’s chocolate pudding. Never seen such stupidity in all my life

Rachel Maddow Reminds Everyone That Jared Kushner Should Be A Big Scandal #Politicus

Continuing an Oscar tradition. Good for him

There’s not a lot of happy news in the world today so soak this one in