So, Snorangutan inconvenienced tens of thousands of Knicks fans so he could take a nap? MSG needs to be fumigated to remove all the toxic, putrid energy and the Knicks need to return on Wednesday to take a 3-1 lead against the wet noodle with the overactive pituitary gland and the refs. #LGK

Does the fact that Orange Snorangutan is going to the Knicks game at MSG tomorrow mean he no longer has security concerns? In that case, guess he no longer needs a ballroom, right? Let’s Go Knicks!

The new cover of the New Yorker pays homage to Knicks legends with Brunson front and center.🗣️Go NY Go NY Go!!

$42 million/year for the second coming of Luis Castillo. This Mets season…🥴🤬 #lgm

You’d think Kimbrel just pitched his last game for the Mets. But this is the Stearns Mets which means he’ll be back in a high leverage situation in a day or two 🤬

Mets fans. This is actually a real article. www.usmagazine.com/sports/news/...

Considering all of the “investment” Stearns made in veteran infielders, if you told me even a month ago that Alvy, Baty, Vientos and Mauricio would all be in the starting lineup in April-and not a single one as the DH- I would have questioned your sanity. One or more of them needs to get hot! #LGM

In my most sincere hope that the Mets’ losing streak ends tonight, I’m about to put on my lucky Mets cap, turn on the game, and start this book in hopes of unlocking some kind of winning spell. LGM!

Waiting on a Steve Cohen post announcing how great the Mets are because they have 6 hits through 3 innings, completely disregarding that they’re already down 6-3. He’ll conveniently omit how horrible Senga has been since he went on the IL last June. #LGM

Welcome to Queens, Luis Robert! LGM! 💙🧡

Well, I guess the Mets are already in mid-season form.

After a month-long hiatus, I’m back here for baseball and specifically #mets baseball. Happy Opening Day to those who celebrate-can’t wait to be back at Citi Field! Anyone want to guess how the Mets will finish the season? I’m guessing 87 wins and the third WC spot. #lgm #metssky

Been traveling for business the last couple weeks and if coming home isn’t great enough seeing this beaut on my landing is. #lgm #metssky

What’s sweeter than getting a “Let’s Go Mets” from a total stranger while wearing a Mets cap on a walk? Getting TWO “LGM”’s on a walk in San Diego. #lgm #MetsSky #isitbaseballseasonyet

Rep Tom Suozzi got an earful from his constituents and activists - deservingly so- for voting Yes on ICE funding. Bravo 👏

My reaction when we’re rid of you-know-who:

RIP Bob Weir. Another soul crushing loss. pitchfork.com/news/bob-wei...

I cannot wait for the second Nuremberg trials to be held in the Nuremberg Pennsylvania. I’ve already started my list of members for my hypothetical prosecution dream team…

What are the chances of getting through a game of Scrabble with teenage boys without a word that makes them chuckle or stifle their laughter? Even the dog is daring them…

Now THIS is the Tyler Kolek I remember beating up on St. John’s. It’s a whole lot more fun now that he’s on the #knicks

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes. I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

Oh my god! Gaslighter in Chief is such a whiny, lying sociopath.

Alex Kleytman, a Holocaust survivor, was among those murdered in the Bondi Beach Hanukkah massacre. Imagine surviving the horrors of the Holocaust only to lose your life 70+ years later to the same violence and vitriol. The first night of Hanukkah is a somber one for us.

Mets fans: the last 24 hours have been brutal. Can’t possibly be worse. Trump: Hold my beer

How are we feeling, Mets fans? #metssky Respond with a gif or meme

Guy next to me on the subway this morning blasted Danger Zone on repeat. Naturally, thanks to South Park, I’ll have their “Pete Hegseth is a $’ing douche” lyrics in my head for the rest of the day. And if you haven’t seen last week’s episode, it included a brutal takedown of Kegsbreath.

For the second Nuremberg trials, wouldn’t it be poetic for Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson to take a leave of absence from The Court to lead the prosecution just as the only other Supreme Court Justice Jackson did?

Assuming Bondi releases the Epstein files at some point, would metadata determine if files were deleted? If so, can metadata bring deleted?

D.C. Sandwich Thrower has been acquitted. Should the Mets sign this folk “gyro” to a minor league contract and let the pitching lab do its thing? #metssky

I sat next to Mikie Sherrill on the Acela a couple years ago and we had a really great convo. She was kind, a great listener, and visibly horrified that I lived in George Santos’ district-all qualities that seem so rare in today’s political landscape. Happy Election Day!

One of my all-time favorite Jets. RIP Nick Mangold.

Make it make sense. [Cartoon by Adam Zyglis]

10 minutes into the NYC Mayoral Debate and I’m already livid that Cuomo had the gall to stay in this race after he lost the primary. Also, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a beret-less Sliwa before and it’s distracting me. Most importantly, Mamdani came out swinging and I love it!

Holy shit. This is Angelo Elia, a legislative correspondent for Congressman Dave Taylor. According to @rooster.info, during a Zoom meeting today, he had an American nazi flag displayed in the background.

To put it mildly, taking a sledgehammer to Sec. 2 of the Voting Rights Act will be devastating. And, of course, the Supreme Court seems poised to do just that: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/15/u...

Do Yankees/Jets fans even exist? If so, they’re having an unequivocally miserable day. And no, I’m not gloating; it’s an even worse existence for Mets/Jets fans (long suffering both here).

RIP Jane Goodall. A trailblazer and personal hero, she led with grace, compassion and unrivaled intellectual curiosity. And, of course, we live in a world that desperately needs more people like Dame Jane. May she rest in peace.

I generally don’t like suggesting a person should be fired. However, if the Mets get shutout in a do-or-die game against a mediocre team, then Mendy and his coaching staff need to go. #metssky

In light of Pete’s reveal after yesterday’s game that he used Lindor’s eye black, Soto’s socks and Nimmo’s lotion, I’m borrowing items from the friends I’m playing pickleball with now and will have them on for the Mets game today. I’m also begging the Brewers to take care of the Reds #lgm #metssky

Live look at Mets, Reds, and Diamondbacks: #metssky #LGM

Stanek was 🔥and not the dumpster variety. Now let’s score some more runs and take back the 3rd WC spot from the Reds. #metssky #lgm

The last five minutes as a #mets and #jets fan were excruciating, frustrating and depressing.

Why do the Mets always seem to play down to their competition? And could someone remind them of Irvin’s ERA?

Too late to reconsider my uninterrupted string of terrible life choices so I’m going to watch the Mets.

This day has been pretty crappy so of course I’m watching the Mets because I’m a glutton for punishment. #metssky

Alonso has been pinch run for twice in the last couple days and neither pinch runner scored or stole second. #lgm

Well, not a good day for Mets and Jets fans and doubly bad if you’re a fan of both.

RIP Davey Johnson. I first fell in love with baseball and specifically the Mets as a young girl watching his teams. Hard to believe he didn’t win a single Manager of the Year during his Mets tenure. #lgm #metssky 💙🧡

Anyone who knows anything about about baseball: Don’t walk the leadoff batter Ryne Stanek: I’m going to go ahead and walk the leadoff hitter AND the second batter Maybe this guy will suddenly have a mysterious illness or injury so we won’t have to see him for a while… #LGM