No Raining Blood by Slayer? Okay then, choices were made.

Lee Greenwood is 5’3” lulz

Iykyk

This game lacks.

Love the fact that this crowd is shellshocked.

The Argentine fans sound like they are chanting the Close Encounters of the Third Kind tune

The rain finally came through at the end of this heat wave and the temp dropped 16 degrees in the span of an hour. Better things really are possible in this world, fam

Idk if the Swiss are any good, but this Algerian side just wants to go home.

worst red card in my two weeks of watching soccer

My man just Bobby Clarked that dude’s ankle

Tbf, Senegal has done fuck all with the ball for like the last hour

Posible Penal sounds like a cover band

Harrykane England is this anything

I love to bet, and as such, I am also keenly aware of the things I shouldn’t gamble on, and so refrain. It’s a genuine shame that all these donkeys are out there getting fleeced, and I can’t get in on that action because I don’t own a casino/betting app. But I have zero sympathy for donkeys

Welp

At least the Tigers didn’t sign Bregman when they had the chance?

TIL: Mel Brooks took part in the Battle of the Bulge, helped locate and clear land mines as the Allies pushed into Germany, and responded to Nazis singing over loudspeakers by grabbing a bullhorn and launching into Al Jolson's "Too, Too, Tootsie, Goodbye". What a life

This Great American State Fair is pretty sweet if I do say so myself

Shadowy Men from a Shadowy Planet never got their rightful due

Come down to the Dequindre Cut and have some Hmong sausage or some pork belly

Henry Oak Discourse

Passing between narrow passages in lieu of loading screens.

“I’ll buy if you fly” is a time-honored power imbalance that also works well for my broke ass

Happy 9th anniversary to #TwinPeaks Part 8: #DavidLynch @markfrost.bsky.social

Mauricio Pochettino looks like a Russell Crowe starring as George Lucas, going through his fat Jim Morrison era.

BRAIN CANDY is High Art and I will fight anyone that disagrees with me

The proletariat strictly forbids the consumption of sea bugs with dippies, comrades

“I don’t think it’s a good idea to kill someone when they’re driving.”

so when they're like "i'm not sure i like this" i say how about fuck yourself forever

A couple times both in real life and online people have asked me to listen to their podcast and that’s just a door you can’t open because sometimes the answer really truly is that your friend has a weird voice and it’s always been an issue

Post for my moots: I’ve been into soccer for like 8 days, but I’m really into it. Walk me to my next source for what I should be checking out after all of *this* concludes. Please explain it to me like I’m a 53 year old with a drinking problem.

Local uncle refuses to come to the next thanksgiving meal; nieces and nephews relieved

Nathan Fielder is the version of Chotiner that doesn’t ask questions.

No need to watch any more of that, I think. Not with that kind of fucking about.

Free RPG Day is Saturday so get out there and get some free dice, nerds! I’ll be hitting up Guild of Blades in Clawson first thing.

I will always always always read a Mike Love-hate article. It’s the one clickbait that I cannot resist, even if I learn absolutely nothing in it. I don’t even particularly like The Beach Boys, aside from PET SOUNDS. But gd do I love hating on some Mike Love.

This album kicked off a Golden Age for public radio stations that made room for music programming. And it slaps.

youtube.com/watch?v=ieh-... Enjoy some JLH on the 25th Anniversary of his passing! It’s a banger, folks

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif (pronounced jif)

Some of us will manage fine.

Reposting for no reason at all

hi, we have some shows this summer. July in the PNW. August Midwest & east coast including 6 dates with modest mouse. Info always here: www.califonemusic.com/shows/ come to a show . It is good for you. ⚫️◼️▪️🖤🏴⬛️🏴‍☠️❤️💀

Me giving up on the hobbit because there’s too many hobbits

@bword.bsky.social happy Nameday, beautiful!

Lost. Couldn’t give a shit, couldn’t make me. I didn’t try very hard, but the burden of responsibility isn’t on me. And then a fandom was made, and it was even easier to eschew.

When it goes hard in the paint, it’s always Ahab.

Just watched the season finale of Widow’s Bay and now I’m trying to sort myself out